I recently watched Noragami (and finished the manga in two days lol) now I'm in love with Yato and Yukine!

Enjoy, a Yatori here!

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Destroyed Morning

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It's a really nice morning, with warm early sunlight, and a cup of tea in hand. Except when a presence kicking and screaming on the floor wrecks it all.

"Yato, stop. I'm not going."

"But Hiyoriii," he prolongs the 'i' in a childish manner, successfully making his Blessed Regalia cringe in disgust. "You've been so down lately! Let's go play somewhere!" The God of Fortune-wannabe wails, hitting his fists to the floor of the attic.

A vein pops on Hiyori's temple, she just wants to enjoy the tranquility of this moment, but knowing Yato, his foolishness will not even allow that, which irritates her all the more. "Shut up, Yato." She deadpans from the chair she's sitting on, shifting her hands as a temporary pillow, which, she managed to note inwardly despite Yato's constant nagging, is somewhat comfortable.

It only makes his cries go louder, if that even possible, "NOOOOO, I wanna go OUUUT!"

Yukine can't stand it anymore and decides for the better that it's time to stop this hideous scene, "Oi, you ugly NEET. Stop it this instant or else-"

"Hiyoriiiii! Yukine's gonna kill me!" Yato pulls Hiyori's shirt, ending up pulling the girl into the cold hard floor. Her head hits, and the back of her shirt is ripped off.

Slowly, Hiyori moves herself to sit, her head down. "Yukine-kun."

"Y-Yes?"

She says, or rather, demands, in a very low voice, but it's enough to make Yato feels a chill down his spine. "Please help me erase the existence of this hideous, terrifying, depressed deity."

"Hey, I'm a god!"

"I will oblige by my fullest heart, Hiyori," Yukine has a gleam of mischief in his eyes. He is sooo enjoying this. That rotten pimp of a snotnose.

"No! Help me! Someone! Daikoku! Kofuku!" Yato sees Hiyori and Yukine holding a knife and a rope. They have devilish aura surrounding them. Oh, shit. "Tenjin! Fu-! BISHAMON! BISHAMOOON!"

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At the same time in Bishamon's shrine.

"Achoo!"

Kazuma stops his report, "Do you feel well, Veena?"

"Yes," the strongest God of War wipes her suddenly running nose, "Just now, I feel a bad omen. It feels eerie somehow..."

"Are you alright? Do you need anything in particular?" Her Blessed Regalia's voice is worried, as per usual.

"No, let's continue the report, Kazuma."

"Yes, Bishamon-sama."

They don't know that one on-going God of Fortune is being misfortuned upon at the moment.

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I don't even know what to call this haha.

Any thought?

07/03/2015 ~NollyLvn