"I'm intrested this Goku you keep talking about he's Kakarot isn't he," I say laughing at the pathetic humans I can't wait to dispose of them so we can sell this miserable planet.
"Don't call him that he's Goku now," the bald one yells defensively.
"He don't stand a chance," Nappa says laughing at their only hope.
"I'll give you three hours if he's not here I wait no longer and destroy this planet," I say with a smirk they look on in disbelief and terror Nappa sits there pouting of course he would be pouting it's his fun I'm technically delaying.
Meanwhile with Goku
"I hope I do this right I feel bad makeing them believe I was dead the past year then showing up last night letting them know I've been alive this whole time it makes me feel rotten," I say mumbleing to myself as I gather the dragon balls and bring forth Shenron.
"Those who have summoned me speak your wish," Shenron says in his thunderous voice I hope the sayians don't notice maybe I'm far enough away I'm sure I am. I don't know what to wish for though let's see two sayians I may have a chance of beating one while the other's distracted I doubt they play fair.
"I wish for something to distract the stronger of the two saiyans on Earth," I yell to the dragon.
"Very well your wish is granted but I warn you there is no gurantee this will work the sayian you wished this for is very focused and prideful not easy to distract," Shenron says returning to his slumber funny he usually says something about going back to sleep. I glance around and spot a piece of paper on the ground picking it up I read it.
Stupid wish so you know your best chance of a distraction is with the girl behind you I warn you though it's basically a replica of him but a female version good luck getting her there I'll leave her unconscience for one hour
-Shenron
"Wow cool I didn't know he could write or would give letters," I say in excitment looking around for this female version of the stronger of two saiyans spotting her I walk over. She is pretty funny her hair is like a flame yet it goes down past the shoulders it's almost as long as Raditz's hair was. Raditz my brother I didn't get to know sucks he came into my life and turns out to be a real jerk. Maybe if this works we can wish him back and a distraction like this for him. I think to myself gleefully then remembering the task at hand I pick up the girl and call for nimbus.
"To Krillin and hurry they may need my help good thing I grabbed the senzu beans even if there's only two," I say to nimbus once the girl is on we take off fast as can go but I'm not sure if it'll be fast enough.
"Times up," I say smirking Nappa makes quick work of trying to dispose of the brat but instead the Namekian but it doesn't matter not to me, right as Nappa goes back to the brat but some strange flying cloud comes from nowhere and rescues the boy. Kakarot appears and heals two downed opponents of mine.
"So your the saiyans I'm giving you a chance now to leave my planet and never return," Kakarot says with a frown.
"Can I crush this bug," Nappa ask me with a small hopefullness to his voice rolling my eyes I give him the go ahead.
"Where am I, who are you," I hear a female voice that sounds both menacing to most and slightly confused.
"Hey your up good I want to do some intorductions," Kakarot says like the idiot he is his brat son and friend stare at him like he's lost his mind so this may be odd behavior even for him.
"I don't care to hear about the humans," the female voice says where is it comeing from I do a full 360 nobody around must be hiding like a coward figures.
"Beat me and you can have intros my name is Nappa," Nappa says with a smirk it doesn't take long for him to prove evenly matched but when I call him off he doesn't listen getting paralyzed I had to dispose of him.
"So can we please do intorductions now I mean I did go through alot of trouble," Kakarot says with a grin about five minutes after I destroyed Nappa sadly my quiet is now over.
"Fine Kakarot if it'll shut you up your Kakarot," I say to him smirking.
"This is my son Gohan I named him after my grandfather or what I called my grandfather when growing up and this is my friend Krillin and she well I don't know her name it's a long story on her actually," Kakarot says pointing up I can see a figure just out of reach of my vision so I can see but the soles of her shoes.
"Goku could you explain this long story," Krillin the short bald friend of his ask.
"Well you see I couldn't think what to wish for and I thought since we weren't sure if the saiyans would team up on me I wished for something to distract the stronger of the two so I could have my fight with him after the other and mayber eating a senzu bean which I gave both of away as you know, anyways the dragon poofed up her for the distraction, and when he left I found a note from him saying that she was the best chance he could think of for a distraction and apparently she's just a replica of the stronger of the two saiyans here to destroy Earth this guy but just female instead of male and that it was a stupid wish and that she'd wake up after an hour which she did and I think that's it," Kakarot says rushing pausing briefly for breath what he says stuns his friend and cub quit clearly and I must admit if this is true I'm a bit stunned more so by his stupidity though.
"So basicly she's another him," Q-ball says to sum it all up.
"Yup I messed up didn't I," Kakarot ask rubbing the back of his head.
"Your the biggest baka in the universe Kakarot I'm just like my father only worse he may be deceased but thanks to you in a way there are once again two of me to, this is both bad and good for me it means a replacement for all the saiyans killed by you or me lately," I say with a smirk and anger. The girl that is a replica of me sort of comes down, he may be right she's not as masculine built but she is a girl her hair is longer but still has those flames, her eyes are exactally like mine as is the scowl on her face.
"Your saying I only exist because of a stupid wish well at least it wasn't the big oaf that was the stronger of the two then, but Kakarot he's right you have got to be the universe's biggest baka," she says glaring at him.
"So um what now," the brat asked confused.
"I still want a fight it's been a while since I've got a good work out Nappa as you saw isn't much for fighting," I say to them smirking they just stare at me wide eyed with fear.
"Sounds fun I'll find somewhere to watch," the girl version of me says with a laugh.
"Alright why not but only if you tell me your name," Kakarot says with a grin on his face.
"Very well bow down Kakarot to the prince of your race I am prince Vegeta crown prince of the sayian race," I say smirking at him he does a half bow likely just to be polite.
Vegeta the prince of my race crawls into his ship I look at the girl version of him funny whatever happend to him in the fight happend to her which worries me a bit. Before the pod closes he uses his remote to call the other ship for her. Well I guess he can't be all bad then again it is technically for himself. I watch as their pods take off they'll be back and next time I'll win I still want to prove I'm a better fighter than him or them they had identical power signatures they are more the same than I thought. I see a flying um I can't remember what they're called it lands and Chi-Chi runs out to the now unconcious Gohan. Master Roshi, Krillin and Bulma come over to me. They bring the bodies of our fallen friends into the ship thing and carefully help me into sticking me into a bed.
"Goku what happend what did you use the wish for," Bulma ask with curriousity her and Chi-Chi both preparing to scold me.
"Well it's a long story let's just say in the end the fight was because Vegeta was wanting a fight so we fought and well he came out in better shape by I call cheats on his part or I would because he went into this oozurue form thing by creating his own moon and after Yajirobe cut off his tail and he was back to normal Gohan transformed got his tail cut off and fell ontop Vegeta, I came out in worse shape but I'm fine with that he likely has a long flight to the nearest doctor," I say avoiding the wish thing and telling more about the fight trying to drop the subject.
"Don't you mean they Goku," Krillin says snickering.
"Yeah wasn't there a girl just as injured wandering around that crawled into a ship," Yajirobe says with thoughtful look.
"Girl what girl mister if you hurt an innocent girl in your fight I will get you dispite your injuries," Chi-Chi scolds him.
"Wait Chi-Chi if your going to do that let me in please," Bulma says smirking at her.
"Um well technically I did and didn't but I'm not entirely sure she's innocent," I say choosing my words carefully as to not set them off but this doesn't work as well as I hoped.
"You either did or you didn't," Bulma scolds at me.
"That girl would have stayed I'm sure if she saw me," Yajirobe says selflovingly and I thought Vegeta loved himself not the girl version either though you never know what may happen no Vegeta was prideful in love with what he is his heritage.
"Doubtful you see Goku wished for something to distract the stronger of the two saiyans which was that girl and exact replica of Vegeta other than the fact that she's a girl but it came with no gurantee it'd work as a distraction and somehow what ever injury Vegeta sustained she did as well and with the same personality as Vegeta it's hard to call her innocent," Krillin says trying his best to explain the wish to the two of them.
"You did what Goku what was going through your mind," Chi-Chi scolds at me.
"Hold on are you saying Shenron doesn't think I have what it takes to distract a guy iif I ever see him again I'll kill him," Bulma furiously shouts I wonder if she is thinking about the severaty of this situation.
"Well as I was going to tell you Vegeta mentioned Kami and Piccolo's home world saying they likely will have dragonballs so we could always go there to wish piccolo back so we can wish back the others," Krillin says telling his idea to the rest of us.
"Of course but we don't have a ship who knows how far away Namek is," I say thinking hard on the subject.
"We could use what ever ship Kami came here on I mean he had to come on a ship and it may be fast enough," Bulma says with new excitement to her voice. Everyone get's excited at her words, but I can't help worry about Vegeta I don't want him to die not just because that would mean the other him would die to I don't like people dieing.
I wake to the green liquids of a tank on planet Frieza 71, seeing I have awaken the doctor hurries to open the tank, he stutters on about how my tail couldn't be regrown.
"All in due time doctor," I answer to him he nods in fear I begin to walk out of the medical wing but something stops me in my mind.
"Sir you forgot your scouter and I'm curious who is this girl who arrived in place of Nappa and where is he," the doctor ask with fear in his voice I laugh at his questions.
"Keep the scouter I no longer need it and the girl in a way you could say is me as for Nappa he lost got paralyzed so I disposed of him not hard to figure out really," I answer to him laughing.
"Sir I don't understand how could the girl be you," the doctor asked confusion written on his face. Before I could say another word though the other tank starts beeping without hesitating the doctor opens up this tank and out steps the other female me clad in shorts and a tanktop what the females always wear while in the tanks opposed to us guys who get stripped down to our boxers.
"Well I must admit guy me is buffer than I thought," she says observing me from head to toe smirking when she's done.
"Doctor word of advice never give a clown the power to pick any wish or you may end up with this as the result," I say smirking at the doctor. I walk over to a table armor that's what I had been forgetting I quickly put my new spandex and armor on. I turn around to see other me slipping the armor on already clad in her new spandex I never thought I'd say it but I don't look half bad in pink but of course only female me this me the original I would never wear pink ever.
"So doctor what do you think will Cui die of heart attack or just plain piss his pants," the other me says interesting she seems to not only suffer my injuries but we seem to share some memories or all.
"What of my memories do you have," I ask her menacingly but it doens't exactally fase her well guess she is me in a way.
"Every thing as far as I know the death of your or is it our mother before that being taken by Frieza up to the point I showed up at your fight though I don't got any memory of you after you got out of the tank sometime before me," she says in response interesting so up to the point of her existance she technically has all my memories she was there for most of Earth after all.
"Works for me now let's go," I say turning to leave.
"Don't you want your scouters," the doctor ask again.
"Keep them we don't need them," female me says hm we need a name for he I guess.
"You need a name since you don't exactally have one because only I'm Vegeta," I say to her daring her to say otherwise.
"Fine then call me Vegreta barely a difference except mine has an r in it," the girl version of me says to me smirking.
"Vegreta I love it it's like my name we are like two wholes of the same brain and as you know I'm not one for complements," I say smirking at her Vegreta the other me the one that's female.
"Of course you do you hand out compliments to yourself all the time usually you may just do it in battle or when killing," Vegreta says to me laughing. I don't say a word to her I continue walking until I run into Cui Vegreta standing directly behind me so he can't see her which will make this all the more fun.
"Hey I heard someone got his tail handed to him," Cui says laughing at my misfortune I growl at him," you know Frieza was rather mad about you takeing off without permission but he's in a rather forgiving mood thanks to your discovery."
"Discovery what discovery," Vegreta says walking out from behind me speaking to Cui menacingly.
"The dragonballs whose this," Cui says looking between the two of us and the similarities.
"She is me long story let's go," I say takeing off grabbing my scouter out of the hand of the doctor as I pass by him, Vegreta grabbing her pink one as she follows we quickly jump in our pods and set coordinates for Namek. How dare Frieza think he can take immortality from me twice if you count Vegreta surly she'd get it as well.