This is story of the fellowship but through the eyes of the Pony Bill Who
pops up every now and again in the book and film.
Please read with a west-country (like merry and Sam in the film for those
who don't know it.)
Enjoy and review I will write more soon. But if people think its dead
before its started then I will abandon it. Thanks and be truthful I can
take it (.
Day 1: God strange things been happening in Bree. I heard last night somebody went round letting all the horses and ponies out. Well they didn't come no-where near here or I didn't hear them but there was some weirdo walking round in a big cape looking in all the windows but I took no notice and went back to sleep.
Then this morning some stupid little fat hobbit comes and says that he wants to buy me off Bill but what really bugged me was what he said "a poor half-starved creature not worth what you are charging. I thought hang on I'm a bit hungry, well all the time but I got spirit and look at yourself your fat beer bellied half wit. So anyways old shit face Bill Ferny sold me to these four hobbits and a bloke.
Bloody hell never met such a lot of sullen faced weirdo's looked like they were having to save the Earth or something.
So there's Freda I think that's his name and he's all pale and precious and looks like a porcelain doll. Then there's "Merry" he's a action hero wannabe, bloody idiot is constantly jumping off rocks and rolling about on the ground.
Then there's the little one who keeps tripping over the scarf "granny took" made him.
Right and this bloke yeah "Strider" ooh quaking in my shoes!! He thinks himself to be a nature boy keeps eating leaves and sniffing mud I wanna piss on one then get him to lick that, that would teach him. Hahaha. But the worse thing with him is he smells like a cow's arse.. Well he looks like one to but that's not the point. Never heard of washing my smelly friend???
Then there's Sam he's aright is Sam he gives me half his apple (Thank God somebody feeds the bloody horse!!) Sam's only fault he talks about nothing to me all the time potatoes this and roses this. Oh bloody hell. Better than shit face I s'pose. So we are leaving bree and people are watching us now I felt quite important was great. And old shit face starts shouting crap at cow's arse. Sam turns round throws an apple at him which hits him square on the forehead then turns round and keeps walking. Good old Sam I thought. We start trekking through some muddy wood then through this boggy bit which was nasty as watching Merry eat, but hey I found something that stinks more than "Strider"!! They were all complaining about midges I thought you think that's bad try living with fleas well Strider does but precious Pippin and Frodo (that's his name not Freda) no so they complain the whole time. Never met such a load of pussies. Trust me to get landed with them.
Day 1: God strange things been happening in Bree. I heard last night somebody went round letting all the horses and ponies out. Well they didn't come no-where near here or I didn't hear them but there was some weirdo walking round in a big cape looking in all the windows but I took no notice and went back to sleep.
Then this morning some stupid little fat hobbit comes and says that he wants to buy me off Bill but what really bugged me was what he said "a poor half-starved creature not worth what you are charging. I thought hang on I'm a bit hungry, well all the time but I got spirit and look at yourself your fat beer bellied half wit. So anyways old shit face Bill Ferny sold me to these four hobbits and a bloke.
Bloody hell never met such a lot of sullen faced weirdo's looked like they were having to save the Earth or something.
So there's Freda I think that's his name and he's all pale and precious and looks like a porcelain doll. Then there's "Merry" he's a action hero wannabe, bloody idiot is constantly jumping off rocks and rolling about on the ground.
Then there's the little one who keeps tripping over the scarf "granny took" made him.
Right and this bloke yeah "Strider" ooh quaking in my shoes!! He thinks himself to be a nature boy keeps eating leaves and sniffing mud I wanna piss on one then get him to lick that, that would teach him. Hahaha. But the worse thing with him is he smells like a cow's arse.. Well he looks like one to but that's not the point. Never heard of washing my smelly friend???
Then there's Sam he's aright is Sam he gives me half his apple (Thank God somebody feeds the bloody horse!!) Sam's only fault he talks about nothing to me all the time potatoes this and roses this. Oh bloody hell. Better than shit face I s'pose. So we are leaving bree and people are watching us now I felt quite important was great. And old shit face starts shouting crap at cow's arse. Sam turns round throws an apple at him which hits him square on the forehead then turns round and keeps walking. Good old Sam I thought. We start trekking through some muddy wood then through this boggy bit which was nasty as watching Merry eat, but hey I found something that stinks more than "Strider"!! They were all complaining about midges I thought you think that's bad try living with fleas well Strider does but precious Pippin and Frodo (that's his name not Freda) no so they complain the whole time. Never met such a load of pussies. Trust me to get landed with them.