Author's Note: This is a series of everlasting one shots. Also this is my first fanfic so please tell me how I did!
"Gather round the ol' rocking chair children." Said the RED Soldier. "Mph tuu!" The RED Pyro shouted, raising his hand and waving it in midair. "And you too Pyro." "Now let's get to the story shall we?"
Soldier flipped through the book and was disgusted. "What kind of a book is this?!" he threw it in the fire in disgust. He was definitely not reading some child fairy tale tonight! "Now let me tell you a real story maggot!"
"There once was a foolish BLU Scout being very smug and attempted to take our Intel" Said Soldier. The pyro gave a muffled noise that sounded like a gasp. "But do not fear! I chased him down with true American power!" "I pinned him down and decapitated him with my trusty axe!" Soldier looked outside and saw some REDs and BLU fighting. "Let me demonstrate." The Pyro was very excited chanting and clapping. They proceeded to walk out the door to the battle.
When they made it through the snow soldier attempted to take down a RED Heavy and RED Medic. He rocket jumped above them and slammed his axe into the Medic's skull. "Doktor is ded!" Shoted the RED Heavy. "Leetle babies have made friend die. Now you has upset Heavy!" The Heavy proceeded to fire at the soldier until he was covered with holes.
The pyro ran as fast as he could. He ran back to the base into his room. He accidently trampled over his Pocket Medic. That night the Pyro would not sleep.
That's the beginning of my fanfic! It is a series of Soldier's Ridiculous Stories of America. Please like and give feedback! This is just going to be updated randomly and I might make a schedule for this. I'm not sure. Hope you enjoyed! Buh-Bye!