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Luna's Talking Game Show!
Announcer: "Now, your host, Luna Lovegood!"
(Luna walks onto the stage and sits down, her wand behind her ear.)
Luna: I would like to introduce our first special guest, the editor of the Quibbler!
(Luna's father walks into the stage, and sits at one of the booths)
Luna: (Dreamily) is it true that you are the Editor-In-Chief for the Quibbler?
Luna's Father: Yes.
Luna: Is it also true that you are my father?
Luna's Father: Yes.
Luna: How has your daughter being a famous talk/game-show host affected you?
Luna's Father: Well, it has made me more popular at work.
Luna: I hear you are working on a story about Flame-tongued Trenchers. Have you ever witnessed the breeding habits of this reclusive creature?
Luna's Father: Not yet, but I am confident that I will eventually.
Luna: Our next guest is a famous boy from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harold Potter, The Boy Who Lived
(Harry Potter enters and sits down)
Luna: (dreamily) is it true that you are the archenemy of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?
Harry: Yes, I suppose so.
Luna: How has this affected your love life?
Harry: (blinks) Uh… Well I guess it has made it hard to um…
Luna: (Suddenly serious) has this kept you from being able to form a permanent relationship with anyone romantically, specifically Ginny Weasley?
Harry: Yes, I suppose so…
Luna: All right then, it is time for Luna Trivia!
(Flashing lights rove all over the stage, then center on Luna. A small booth rises out of the stage, in front of Luna. Harry and Luna's father's chairs swing aside and pull behind a small booth with a button on top. Harry looks confused, Luna's father looks delighted.)
Luna: (holding a card) Now for the trivia portion of the show! Each contestant will receive five points for every question answered correctly! If the contestant guesses the wrong answer, he will lose three points! The first question: In what plant are nargles said to live in?
(Both Harry and Luna's father hit the buzzer, Luna's father slightly later.)
Harry: Mistletoe!
Luna: Correct! Five points to Harry! Next question: What is the top speed of a Crumple-Horned Snorkack! (Beep)
Luna's father: Twenty-five miles per hour!
Luna: Wrong! Three points from the Quibbler's Editor! Harry! Try you luck.
Harry: Uh… fifteen miles per hour?
Luna: Wrong! Three points from Harry! Mr. Lovegood, try your luck!
Luna's father: Thirty kilometers per hour!
Luna: Correct! Five points. Harry and Mr. Lovegood, you are tied at two points! Next question: How many people, on average, would see a thestral! Give me a ratio. (Beep)
Luna's father: One out of five people!
Luna: Sorry, wrong. Harry?
Harry: Uh… Three out of twenty people?
Luna: Wrong. Both of you have negative one point!
Luna's father: One out of ten people!
Luna: Correct! Final question, worth double points: Name five different animals that may live in a pinecone.
Luna's father: Gobtruckle, Brossy Replet, Dore Fort, Botly, Kinglon!
Luna: Gobtruckles do not live in pinecones! Harry?
Harry: Brossy Replet, Dore Fort, Botly, Kinglon, and Frothey Dragoon?
Luna: Frothey Dragoons do not exist.
Luna's father: Nargles live in pinecones also!
Luna: Correct! Harry has negative seven points, reset to zero. Mr. Lovegood has six points! The next round, and more, after this break!