Ed,Edd,n Eddy

New Neighbors

The Eds where working on their latest scam, snow cones! Well that's what they claimed they were at least.

They were really just cardboard cones and baseballs covered with blue juice.

They were just finishing up as Jonny, with Plank in his arm, walked up and ordered a snow cone.

"Do you have orange flavor?" asked Jonny. "No, either buy one or get lost" replied Eddy in an angry tone.

"Fine Plank says that you're just a big jerk" said Jonny as he walked away. "Who cares what the hunk of wood thinks anyway?" said Eddy.

Just as he said that Kevin walked up. "What are you dorks doing now?"He asked. "What's it to ya?" asked Eddy.

"You dorks need to get lost, I'm trying to do a trick and you're in my way." "Well we're not moving from—"Eddy paused.

For the first time he actually didn't continue arguing with Kevin. Something caught his eye.

He noticed a moving van and he wondered who was moving in next door to him. Eddy started walking away right as Kevin screamed "DORK".

Eddy filled with rage ran up to Kevin and almost punched him before Double D intervened.

"Stop you two we need to go over and welcome our new neighbors to our community instead of wasting our time with foolish squabbling".

"Whatever "Eddy said and walked over to Double D and Ed. "Bye Dork" Kevin said and sped away on his bike. "Kevin is such a jerk" said Eddy angrily.

"Let's not dwell on it and just head over to greet our new neighbors" said Double D."

I don't want to meet them they might try to suck out my brain with a straw, I like my brain" Ed said. "Shut up lumpy and just walk "said Eddy getting annoyed with Ed's stupidity.

"I like to walk Eddy" said Ed. As they got closer to the van they saw a girl. She had purple hair, beautiful ocean blue eyes, and big full lips.

She wore plain skinny jeans and a white shirt with green polka dots. She also had her nose pierced which was very unusual because she looked like she was their age.

At first the Ed's didn't know what to do. She was an attractive girl and they didn't know how to approach her.

They heard her scream at someone who appeared to be her brother. "Will you move you're in the way" she said as she kicked him in the butt to move him out of the way.

"Hurry up this stupid box is heavy". She said as she tried to maneuver around her brother. "Jeeze" she mumbled under her breath as she carried the box inside.

"She sounds mean Double D" said Ed. "She was just mad cause she needed to put the box down" Eddy said as he peeked around the corner at her.

Right as he said that she came out of the house towards the van. She soon spotted them and asked them why they were hiding by her moving van.

She looked exhausted. "We well ummmm—"Edd said. "It's fine I was just wondering". She said. "I'm Alex by the way".

"Nice to meet you Alex, I'm Edd with two D's but you can call me Double D". "Yeah whatever sockhead, I'm Eddy" he said with a sly grin. "And I'm Ed".

"How cute your all named Ed heheh". They all blushed like crazy but tried to hide it the best they could. "What's wrong with you, your all red."

"Nothing" they said in unison. "Well I should get going see ya later". "Bye" they said. For some reason Double D sensed a hidden sadness in her eyes.

"She is Hot" said Eddy. "She is prettier than my bellybutton" said Ed. " she sure is a ravishing creature" Edd said with heart filled eyes. He wanted to find out more about her.

He decided that he was going to come visit her tomorrow. They walked home in silence thinking about her. They all thought she was the one for them. As they went home and went to bed they thought about her until they drifted off to sleep.

Thank you for reading. Sorry this chapter is so short but I just wanted to get it out there. I'm almost done with the second chapter. Yay! I'm excited:)