OKAY! Yet another story, this is pure crack; it's what comes from reading a fan-fic. Where Hawkeye was a lesbian and she helped Ed when he fell in love with Roy, while listening to 'Cyclone" by Baby Bash and T-Pain. So I thought, in the crack mine that is known as my mind, 'wouldn't it be funny if Ed was turned into a chick and was on a dance floor while this song played and Roy watched?' Well the thought that came after that, is this story. And I know Al is Occ. But hey! He's got his body back, and has lived with Ed for years! He'd HAVE to pick up SOMETHING!
Al sat on the floor of the small house he and his brother shared. He had gotten up and found his brother was still asleep. So, waiting till he was sure his brother was going to wake before making breakfast, he decided to read the new book he had picked up on his way home yesterday.
Al heard Ed yawn and walk slowly to the bathroom in his room. Al stood and stretched his muscles, happy at the fact he could do that again. His brother had finally succeeded in giving him his body back. Al frowned at that thought. He had his body back, yet Ed still needed automail, and even worse, giving him back his body he lost something else.
'GOD DAMNIT!" there was a loud crash and more words. Ed came stomping down the hallway, when Al caught sight of he frowned more, this was so unfair his poor brother.
Well, it really should be sister now. Because Ed had given up something at Al never DREAMED he would. Edward Elric was now, a girl.
It happened very month. Just a week. But still it was hell for the eldest Elric. Because for that week, he couldn't work, and never left the house due to his pride.
"There not gonna let you off." Al said taking out a few eggs and bacon for breakfast.
"Bastard's better let me off, now way in hell am I gonna go to work like this!" although the start sounded angry, the ending sounded as though he was close to tears. Ed's voice had turned famine also, making Al not want to see tear's even worse.
Al stopped breakfast and walked to the phone. "Have I ever told you, mood swings this early in the morning are really, really, scary?"
"You're telling me." Ed walked back to his room, to find the clothing he would need.
"Hello?" It was Hawkeye's voice.
"Hi Miss Hawkeye, I called to tell you sadly that Ed wont be in for the rest of the week." Al said
"He's sick again? I don't think Mustang would him the week off, I don't even think he'll give him today." Hawkeye said, her voice stoic as usual.
"But Ed is really sick." Al wasn't technically lying. He was sick, sick of being a girl.
"I'll come by to look at him, every month it's the same, he might be really sick. I'll be back in about 20 minutes.
"Um! That's okay Miss Hawkeye, I have everything under control." Please oh please let her take it!" Al begged in his mind.
"If he keeps getting sick then you don't. I'll be over soon." With that, she hung up.
"Crap" Al muttered.
"Whats crap?" Ed came out, she was is a short black and purple skirt, a black short selves shirt, matching black and purple stocking's that covered her automail and flesh and black bike gloves with cross bone hearts on them. Her hair was let down, but held back from her face by a black head band. And the part that put it together was his black boots. Al still wasn't used to seeing Ed in girls clothing, even if it was better he wore it when he was a she, but he had to admit, they really made her look more like a girl.
"Wow, your actually wearing them." Al commented.
"Say one more thing about it, and I'll kill you. Now what's crap?" Ed walked to the window and shut it.
"Um..." Al needed to tell his brother, but didn't want to hear him yell. Taking a deep breath, Al continued "Miss Hawkeye is coming over, to see if you're really sick." Al tried to smile.
"What……the….hell." Ed just stood there, her mouth open. "Great. FUCKING GREAT!" Ed swore. "Wait." He looked over at his brother. "Al, go get dressed, something you don't usually wear."
"Brother? What are you thinking?" Al stepped closer to her putting a hand to her forehead as if trying to read her mind.
"An old friend is coming for a visit." Ed said smiling.
Al catching on asks. "And what, pry tell is our old friend called?"
"Hmmm, Elorie1?" Ed said tapping on finger to his forehead.
"hmm, but brother, what about you-I mean Ed you, he's sick remember?"
"Yes and that's why Elorie is here, to tell about some random sickness that he will have all his life and hiss fallen Ill often." Ed sighed. "God I'm scheming, I am a girl!" Al couldn't help but laugh, but then a frown crossed his face.
"Brother?" Al asked stepping away. "Do you….regret changing me back?" he lowered his eyes to the floor.
"Thumb." The shoe fell off the side of Al's head.
"OW! What was that for?!" He rubbed the side of his head, glaring at his sister.
Ed just smiled. "For asking stupid questions." He walked to his brother and hugged him. "No matter if I turn in to a girl for the rest of my damn life, I will never, regret putting you back in your body. It was my fault I had to put you back in the first place." Ed let go, ruffed Al's hair and walked to her bedroom.
Al sat on the floor reading, or at lest trying to. Hawkeye would be there any moment. Ed set up his room so it would not open unless you knew where the lock was, And had a tape that sounded a lot like breathing playing.
"Why do you have that?" Al had asked
"So uncase anyone comes in that not supposed to, they will think I'm still in bed, but I can be watching them, so I can get them first."
"Never knew you where so paranoid."
"Shut up Al."
Three knocks brought Al out of his thoughts, hoping the plan would work, he walked over to the door to let Hawkeye in.
Well, there you go! First chapter in From boy to girl! So I think I have all the damn spelling errors out, but if I don't, live with it. Also, this will end up being a RoyxEd.
I hope you enjoyed this little bit, I'll update again soon. So comment and let me know what'ch think! ALSO! Do not flame! I DON'T WANNA SEE THEM! And if you criticize, I don't mind, but PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Don't sugar coat it!
Alright I'm done. NOW! the little purple button calls…….