Hello Doctor
(Setting: evil doctor lab)
Narrator: Once upon a time….. Once upon a time? Who writes this crap? Well any way Once upon a time there was an evil doctor, Doctor Barney, and his assistant Larry….
Larry: Hi everyone, hi mom, hi dad, hi grandpa, hi grandma, hi Pauline, hi…..
Narrator: Larry SHUT UP! As I was saying his assistant Larry lived down in a dark, dark lair in the middle of…….
Larry: China? Egypt? Rome? Iran? Oh I have always wanted to live in Iran!
Narrator: Larry for the last time SHUT UP! Lair in the middle of New York. And this is where the scene begins…..
Scene 1
(Doctor opens door to secret lair and reveals Barney dolls)
Doctor: Alone at last! Now I can…..
Larry: Hello doctor
(Doctor throws keys up in air and they land in beaker)
Doctor: Larry! How many times do I have to tell you to knock before you enter?
(Larry counts fingers)
Larry: 11
(Doctor sighs)
Doctor: How about you take the day off Larry? Sounds good huh? NOW GET OUT!
Larry: Okay doctor! Bye doctor!
(Larry leaves. Doctor faces camera)
Doctor: Alone at last now I can plot to take over the world! Muahahahahahaha!
Larry: Hello doctor!
Doctor: Larry!
Larry: Hiya doctor, I figured since it is so close to Easter…
Doctor: Christmas
Larry: Yeah Christmas that is what I said, I thought to myself I should get you a little friend because you get so lonely sometimes, so I found some elves and rented out some space for them!