A/N: The Gundam series always seems so serious due to the fact that it's of two genres, war and romance. I figured I would add another, comedy. So please enjoy my parody story on Gundam Seed Destiny.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters as they are a part of the gundam franchise.
Gundam Seed Destiny – What really happened?
Of course upon making the show, no way could it have been perfect the first time around. Let's take a glance at the destiny series before it was edited . . . enjoy . . .
Remember that in this story, where things are said in "( )"'s this means that action is occurring or I am explaining something.
Episode 1
(Gundam Seed's Orb vs. Blue Cosmos event while Shinn and family run)
Father: we have to leave now, let's go!
(Mayu drops cell phone)
Mayu: My phone!
Father: Leave it, we have to go.
Shinn: I'll get it!
Father: Shinn no!
Shinn: What? It's not like we are going to get bombed and you guys die and I end up being the only one left?
(Events occur just as said)
Shinn: Wow, I can't believe we got bombed and you guys died and I ended up being the only one left.
Soldier: Who are you? Come on we have to leave!
Shinn: My family just died though!
Soldier: Uh oh, a panic-er. What did they say I tell them? Uh, "stay calm, you will find your family shortly, they may even be on the ship now."
Shinn (Plain and confused face) . . . They are DEAD, stupid!
Soldier: Look I could call you names too, but we would be getting no where, come on and get in the ship.
Shinn: If it will get you to stop talking . . .
(Extremely long and annoying GSD entrance that seems to take forever)
( Summarizes Gundam Seed events)
(Treaty is signed)
(L4- PLANT Armory 1)
Random Plant Soldier: No stupid, the purple Zakus go on the right.
(Chairmen arrives)
Guy by Chairmen: Anyway so B.C. is stupid and we got to like stop terrorist from like terrorizing and stuff.
(Cagalli arrives)
Athrun: (With black glasses supposedly to make people not notice him) Are you sure you can go through with this and stuff, I mean it's pretty important and what if your voice crack's and stuff.
Cagalli: Shut up or I will kill you. I'll kill you, try me bitch!
(Meeting place)
Chairmen: So like what's up? Word, you know dawg?
Cagalli: What?
Athrun: The chairmen is going through his mid life crisis, just go along.
Chairmen: Word, so like let's make sure there is peace and stuff, Na mean?
Cagalli: I seriously can't do this, really, just don't talk like that.
Chairmen: Was I that lame? Damn . . . So what did you come to talk about?
Cagalli: Look, it's simple, stop coming over hear and using our military stuff, it's a time
of peace, and well, just leave.
Chairmen: But ORB is like a Wal-Mart, I can't go any where else without them charging me extra.
(Scene with Stellar and the store)
(Stellar looks at window and starts spinning)
Stellar: WEEEEEE!
Auel: What's she doing?
Sting: Being an idiot, any way you got the list right? We got to do this like ten times cooler then how Zaft did this.
Auel: Yea, basically they just jumped around shot people, so I was thinking we like break in and yell surprise and then like run to the suits and stuff.
Sting: (Blank and angered face) absolutely not! Give me this, ok I got it. Let's go.
Auel: Ok.
(Stellar still spinning and real dizzy, falls into Shinn's arms as he is coming down the alley)
Stellar: Ahh, did you just grab my boobs?
Shinn (Embarrassed): Uh, no . . . yea . . . maybe?
Stellar (runs off)
Youlan: Dude, lame, your are so a virgin aren't you?
Shinn: What?! I am totally not, just last week I got arrested and had sex with three bitches . . . and stuff!
Youlan (with disgusted look and shaking head) . . . shut up . . .
(Scene with Cagalli and the chairmen)
Chairmen: So like I was saying, in time of peace you need war stuff just in case.
Cagalli: In case of what?
Chairmen: I don't now, but if we didn't have those gundams in Armory 1 for someone to steal, then we wouldn't have a show now would we.
Cagalli: What are you trying to imply?
Chairmen: Not that three people are going to bust into Armory one and steal the Gundams we have in there so poorly protected that any idiots actually making up a plan to seem cool while stealing those gundams would actually go in there and steal them.
Cagalli: Oh, ok well glad we got that out of the way.
(In armory 1)
Sting: Ok guys, let's go!
(Do cool break in thing that's like ten times better then how Athrun and all of them did it)
Auel: Only if those coordinators could have seen how to really steal!
Stellar: Stellar thinks Auel doesn't have to worry, Stellar noticed the extremely large and noticeable camera to the right.
(Sting and Auel look at each other)
Sting: Dude, let's get the fuck out of here!
Stellar: Too late, that guy just pushed red button and it's really loud.
Auel: Don't worry, we are in gundams, haven't you seen the show before? All we do is just shoot them once; their Zaku pilots are too stupid to actually move while firing.
(The stolen mobile suits shoot down pretty much everything)
Chairmen: Wow, I like totally didn't see this coming.
Cagalli: Wow, this sucks, why didn't you defend it better.
Chairmen: I guess I should have listened to that guy from Home Depot about the rent-a-soldiers. Oh well, tell Shinn to get in the impulse and kick ass!
Random Guy: Ok!
(Athrun and Cagalli)
Athrun: Hmm, wow, I can just sit here or use that incredibly shitty Zaku. Man life sucks some times.
(Goes in Zaku, turns it on)
Athrun: Alright, I am totally going to kick ass. (Shoots Stellar)
Stellar: Hey, let me just kill this Zaku with one shot like Auel said.
(Athrun dodges)
Stellar: Hey? What?
Athrun: Wow, it's pretty sad when, you're the only one who can actually jump away from a gun's fire.
To be continued . . .
I hope you enjoyed it, I figured I would just fix up chapter one to make it look nicer, I will probably edit the others too. R and R
