A/N: The Gundam series always seems so serious due to the fact that it's of two genres, war and romance. I figured I would add another, comedy. So please enjoy my parody story on Gundam Seed Destiny.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters as they are a part of the gundam franchise.

Gundam Seed Destiny – What really happened?

Of course upon making the show, no way could it have been perfect the first time around. Let's take a glance at the destiny series before it was edited . . . enjoy . . .

Remember that in this story, where things are said in "( )"'s this means that action is occurring or I am explaining something.

Episode 1

(Gundam Seed's Orb vs. Blue Cosmos event while Shinn and family run)

Father: we have to leave now, let's go!

(Mayu drops cell phone)

Mayu: My phone!

Father: Leave it, we have to go.

Shinn: I'll get it!

Father: Shinn no!

Shinn: What? It's not like we are going to get bombed and you guys die and I end up being the only one left?

(Events occur just as said)

Shinn: Wow, I can't believe we got bombed and you guys died and I ended up being the only one left.

Soldier: Who are you? Come on we have to leave!

Shinn: My family just died though!

Soldier: Uh oh, a panic-er. What did they say I tell them? Uh, "stay calm, you will find your family shortly, they may even be on the ship now."

Shinn (Plain and confused face) . . . They are DEAD, stupid!

Soldier: Look I could call you names too, but we would be getting no where, come on and get in the ship.

Shinn: If it will get you to stop talking . . .

(Extremely long and annoying GSD entrance that seems to take forever)

( Summarizes Gundam Seed events)

(Treaty is signed)

(L4- PLANT Armory 1)

Random Plant Soldier: No stupid, the purple Zakus go on the right.

(Chairmen arrives)

Guy by Chairmen: Anyway so B.C. is stupid and we got to like stop terrorist from like terrorizing and stuff.

(Cagalli arrives)

Athrun: (With black glasses supposedly to make people not notice him) Are you sure you can go through with this and stuff, I mean it's pretty important and what if your voice crack's and stuff.

Cagalli: Shut up or I will kill you. I'll kill you, try me bitch!

(Meeting place)

Chairmen: So like what's up? Word, you know dawg?

Cagalli: What?

Athrun: The chairmen is going through his mid life crisis, just go along.

Chairmen: Word, so like let's make sure there is peace and stuff, Na mean?

Cagalli: I seriously can't do this, really, just don't talk like that.

Chairmen: Was I that lame? Damn . . . So what did you come to talk about?

Cagalli: Look, it's simple, stop coming over hear and using our military stuff, it's a time

of peace, and well, just leave.

Chairmen: But ORB is like a Wal-Mart, I can't go any where else without them charging me extra.

(Scene with Stellar and the store)

(Stellar looks at window and starts spinning)

Stellar: WEEEEEE!

Auel: What's she doing?

Sting: Being an idiot, any way you got the list right? We got to do this like ten times cooler then how Zaft did this.

Auel: Yea, basically they just jumped around shot people, so I was thinking we like break in and yell surprise and then like run to the suits and stuff.

Sting: (Blank and angered face) absolutely not! Give me this, ok I got it. Let's go.

Auel: Ok.

(Stellar still spinning and real dizzy, falls into Shinn's arms as he is coming down the alley)

Stellar: Ahh, did you just grab my boobs?

Shinn (Embarrassed): Uh, no . . . yea . . . maybe?

Stellar (runs off)

Youlan: Dude, lame, your are so a virgin aren't you?

Shinn: What?! I am totally not, just last week I got arrested and had sex with three bitches . . . and stuff!

Youlan (with disgusted look and shaking head) . . . shut up . . .

(Scene with Cagalli and the chairmen)

Chairmen: So like I was saying, in time of peace you need war stuff just in case.

Cagalli: In case of what?

Chairmen: I don't now, but if we didn't have those gundams in Armory 1 for someone to steal, then we wouldn't have a show now would we.

Cagalli: What are you trying to imply?

Chairmen: Not that three people are going to bust into Armory one and steal the Gundams we have in there so poorly protected that any idiots actually making up a plan to seem cool while stealing those gundams would actually go in there and steal them.

Cagalli: Oh, ok well glad we got that out of the way.

(In armory 1)

Sting: Ok guys, let's go!

(Do cool break in thing that's like ten times better then how Athrun and all of them did it)

Auel: Only if those coordinators could have seen how to really steal!

Stellar: Stellar thinks Auel doesn't have to worry, Stellar noticed the extremely large and noticeable camera to the right.

(Sting and Auel look at each other)

Sting: Dude, let's get the fuck out of here!

Stellar: Too late, that guy just pushed red button and it's really loud.

Auel: Don't worry, we are in gundams, haven't you seen the show before? All we do is just shoot them once; their Zaku pilots are too stupid to actually move while firing.

(The stolen mobile suits shoot down pretty much everything)

Chairmen: Wow, I like totally didn't see this coming.

Cagalli: Wow, this sucks, why didn't you defend it better.

Chairmen: I guess I should have listened to that guy from Home Depot about the rent-a-soldiers. Oh well, tell Shinn to get in the impulse and kick ass!

Random Guy: Ok!

(Athrun and Cagalli)

Athrun: Hmm, wow, I can just sit here or use that incredibly shitty Zaku. Man life sucks some times.

(Goes in Zaku, turns it on)

Athrun: Alright, I am totally going to kick ass. (Shoots Stellar)

Stellar: Hey, let me just kill this Zaku with one shot like Auel said.

(Athrun dodges)

Stellar: Hey? What?

Athrun: Wow, it's pretty sad when, you're the only one who can actually jump away from a gun's fire.

To be continued . . .

I hope you enjoyed it, I figured I would just fix up chapter one to make it look nicer, I will probably edit the others too. R and R