rio's drunk kitchen

by illogicallydead

She comes home drunk after a wild party at Echo Village. Who's gonna be right there when she needs assistance the most (especially right now because jeez SHE IS DRUNK)?

Rio's POV

I walked up to the front door of my house after a long day of farm work.

I took off my overalls leaving mah shurt and nothin but shorts for bottoms, cuz who da hay CAREZ?

I'm all alone anyway.

I wuz hungreh.

I walked up to mah kawaii kitchen and I saw mr. frypan making out with mah spatuler.

Yus

Much lurv

Much otp

Interrupting deyr sweet make out moment, I said "AAAYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW"

And then all of a zudden mrs rollin pin caem out of nowhere and started rollin up and down mah back.

Mah smooth, luxurious back.

All of mah kitchen supplies wer like: "ermergherdess its riow shes baeck frum work lets maek hurr sum fewd"

I was so happy to hav deym.

Theys maked meh sum fewd and I ate them and slept on teh teybull becuz of mah kawaiiness

I could've shworn I felt mrs. Rollin pin massaging meh glorious beck agayn.

Such concern

Such luv

Such—SNORE.

I wuz asleyp.

Me wokes up frum sleep becuz Im so fanceey

My right hand involuntarily slaps me fully awake, back to my senses.

Goddess, did I really say all those last night? Was I that drunk?

WHO CAREZ?11?! ASKQKJDHGNUQWNGDCJHGNWDJCHNJKWFDH

Fin.