Hiya people. I erased my last fanfic because I wanted to add more to it and fix it up a bit. It sounded rushed to me after I read it so sorry. ^^'

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Rating: I still haven't decided yet. I think it will be M but I haven't ever done any yaoi scenes….or shmex scenes for that matter. I guess we'll see.

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Chapter 1

"Yo. The name's Naruto Uzumaki."

I stood in front of a classroom filled with curious eyes watching me. With my hands behind my head, I gave everyone a cheesy grin.

"Nice to meet you, Naruto. Please have a seat in either of the open desks."

I looked over at the two open seats. One was in front of a guy with eyes as black as night. His hair was the same color but with a blue tint in it. He was peering out the window. The other was behind another guy with brown, shaggy hair and red triangles on his cheeks. He grinned at me and I grinned back. I started toward that desk when I felt the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end. I peered over at the other guy and he was giving me a winter's glare. What the hells his problem? I sat down and the guy in front of me turned in his seat and faced me.

"Hey. I'm Kiba Inuzuka."

I nodded and smiled at him. I still felt the chill on my neck and decided to look and see if he was still glaring at me. Stupid decision. I found myself locked in is cold dead eyes like I was drowning. Can't breath…Kiba cleared his throat and I snapped out of that and decided to give the ice princess a glare of my own.

"That's Sasuke Uchiha. Best stay out of his way. He's very antisocial and usually keeps to himself unless provoked..." I continued to glare. "…and you're provoking him..." Continued glaring. I heard him sigh. "He's the little brother of our teacher, Itachi."

That got my attention. I broke the glaring match to look at our teacher. I guess they do look alike. Itachi had longer hair tied in a loose band in the back. He had red eyes, not like the ice princess. He also looked very dangerous…but handsome. He looked well-built under the white button-up shirt…soft plump lips…wonderful figure….Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I'm gay. I found this out when I was three or four. It was towards my best friend. We hung out all the time and played outside. One day, we were playing a game where I was blindfolded and had to catch him. I tripped on a rock and landed on top of him. I took the blindfold off and we started laughing. One second, I was looking in his eyes. The next, I felt something soft against my lips. When I pulled away, he looked at me with curious eyes. Something that shocked me was that he leaned forward and kissed me back. A couple of days later, he moved. My heart hurt so much. I don't remember what his name was or what he looked like but that was my first love. Tragic. I know, right?

"Alright. I want you all to do questions 1 through 59 odds and have it on my desk before you leave."

Wait. What? I didn't hear a word he said. I don't know what I'm supposed to do. And I don't even have a book. If I don't have a book, I can't do the assignment. Problem solved. As if the heavens enjoy watching me squirm, the teacher walked over with a math book in hand. You have got to be kidding me!? He put it down on my desk and walked back up front. Oh shit. I'm in trouble. Kiba turned back around to look at me.

"Wanna be partners?" He must have seen the confused look I gave him. Since when can people work in groups for math? "Itachi doesn't care if we work in groups as long as we do our assignment."

That made sense…ish. I looked around the classroom to see that what he said was the truth. I shrugged and nodded. As I was doing my work with Kiba, I let my eyes wonder around the classroom. In the seat next to me I saw a bigger guy eating potato chips. His partner (whom was in front of him) had his hair in a ponytail and had a bored look on his face.

"This is Shikamaru Nara and Choji Akimichi." Both said hi. I nodded and greeted them. I noticed some girls clinging onto my glare match partner and inclined my head towards them.

"Who're they?"

The three guys turned there head and saw a pink haired girl and a bleached blonde girl trying to convince Sasuke to work with them. Pinkie had her arms around his neck and blondie looked like she was gonna kiss him. He gave them a sigh and a less threatening glare than the one he released on me, trying to pry off pinkie and lean away from blondie.

"The pink one in Sakura Haruno and the other is Ino Yamanaka. They're both troublesome."

"Don't even bother trying to date either…in fact, any girl in this school. Mostly all of them are after the Uchiha and he's not interested in any of them. I think it's funny. The damn prick is cursed with good looks and has to pay for it."

"But you also have to feel bad for the guy. Every day he gets surrounded and glomped on by those irritating girls."

"But that's the funny part!"

I watched the scene in front of me and looked at the exasperated and annoyed look. I agreed with Choji. I feel bad for the guy too. I would hate being the center of attention to all the members of the opposite sex all the time. But I probably only think that cuz I like the same sex. It's probably not as bad for him. He doesn't look like the fruitcake type. I snorted at that thought…Sasuke a fruitcake. That's laughable. That's like saying a rainbow isn't curved. Said person decided at that point to turn his head towards me and we started where we left off with our glaring match. The bell rang and everyone started to leave besides me and the ice princess. I honestly didn't hear anything. I don't think my opponent did either.

"When you two love-birds are done gawking at each other, you can leave for your next class."

Both the Uchiha and I turned our glares to the front desk. "WE'RE NOT LOVE-BIRDS!" Sasuke announced at the same time I said, "WE'RE NOT GAWKING!" Both our heads flicked back at each other and intense static shot through our eyes. Itachi just sighed. "You'll be late to your next class, little brother. I don't think you want to be late in that class." The prick's eyes widened slightly. Both of us realized that the classroom was empty. We grabbed our bags and got to the door at the same time….and tried going through at the same time.

"Move it, DOBE!"

"What did you say, TEME!?"

Forget what I said earlier about feeling bad. I hate this guy. With a passion. We both struggled to get out the door. We both popped out at the same time and Sasuke started walking down the hall. I glared after him but realized that I didn't know where the hell I was supposed to go.

"Hey Teme! Wait up!" What? I needed help finding my class.

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Sasuke's POV

I glared as I turned around. What the hell does that idiot want now?!

"I need help." He pulled out a piece of paper and handed it over. I looked at it and smirked. Oh, I pitied the poor moron. Since the idiot wasn't bad looking, not that I would admit that out loud, maybe Orochimaru would harass him instead of just me. Handing the paper back, "Follow me dobe. You have the same class as me." I turned and walked down the hall and up the stairs hearing the idiot's footsteps behind me. The tardy bell had already rung so we where the only ones in the hallway. I sneaked a glance behind me to see the idiot with his arms above and behind his head and a pouting look on his face. He looked more like a child when he did that. As we approached the classroom, I stopped and sighed. I hated this class the most. Stupid pedophile. Something…or rather someone slammed into my back making me almost fall over. That baka!!!

"Sorry teme. I stepped on my shoelaces." He grinned and rubbed the back of his head. I glared at him when the door in front of me opened. Orochimaru stood in front of us giving me a hungry look. "You're late Sasuke-kun.." I gave him a glare in return. His eyes went wide for a brief second and then looked hungry again. Good. He noticed the idiot behind me.

"Who do we have here?" He said licking his lips. "New meat?"

"Naruto." I walked into the classroom, trying to avoid brushing him so he doesn't turn those lust-filled eyes on me. My plan worked. Orochimaru was completely into the blond idiot. Said blond walked in after me glaring at the pedophile. Orochimaru just watched him then slapped his ass as he went through. Naruto's face beamed bright red as he spun around to face the teacher.

"W-W-WHAT THE HELL!" Orochimaru just grinned at him. Naruto turned on his heels and headed to a desk in the back as quickly as he could. Hmm…that's interesting…I just had the strangest urge to punch that disgusting, lecherous teacher when he slapped the blonde's ass... I shrugged off the thought, followed the idiot and sat at the lab table next to him. Each table had four chairs to it, two on each side. So me and the blonde had our backs facing the teachers desk. I usually sat on the other side of the desk. I hated having my back turned to the pedophile. On the other side, I could at least see him so he doesn't sneak up behind me. But thanks to the blond moron, I came to class late and someone already took my seat.

"Well, it seems we have a new student joining us today. And since Sasuke-kun and Naruto-kun…was it?...decided to be late, both of them have detention after school."

"I'm sorry Orochimaru-sensei. I have a student council meeting today, so I can't make it to your detention." He gave me this look like I was forgetting to say something. I know what he wanted me to say and I'll say it when hell is frozen over. There is no way I will EVER call in 'sama'. I gave him a cold look and turned my head to my 'Advanced Biology' book, stating that I was finished talking to him. I heard a heavy sigh and footsteps coming towards me.

"That's fine Sasuke-kun. Naruto-kun will have detention with me today and I will see you in it tomorrow." He was right behind me by this point. I tried to keep my face impassive. "A snack to the main course." He whispered and trailed his index finger down my spine slowly. The trail sent a shiver down my back. My impassive mask broke while I felt my eyes widen. His mouth was next to my left ear. He spoke with a husky voice. "I can't wait till tomorrow Sa-su-ke-kun." His hand disappeared from my back. I assumed he was done sexually harassing me until I heard the dobe's voice.

"Sorry bout that. I reacted before I thought about it."

My eyes landed on sapphire orbs and a grinning face. I saw that he had Orochimaru's wrist in his hand. I then realized what happened. The blond help me. But why? Everyone else was creeped out by this serpent and on one wanted his attention. Why was this idiot doing what everyone else refused to do? He really is a moron…but I'm grateful. I let down some of my mask to show him that I was.

"Don't worry Naruto-kun, I haven't forgotten about you." He gave him a lustful look. The dobe looked like he regretted intervening. The snake put one hand under the blonde's chin and lifted it up. He was close enough to almost kiss the dobe.

"Shouldn't you be starting class? You've already wasted 10 minutes of our time."

I've had enough of this pervert. There's no reason to be courteous anymore. He heeved a deep sigh and let the blonde's face go. If anyone else interrupted him, he would have glared daggers but instead, he just smirked at me as he walked back up to the front. That smirk sent another round of shivers up my spine. It hid all the promises that were sure to come. Or at least he thought would come. The blond sent me a 'thank you' look. That's good, now we're even. My earlier questions got the best of me and I tore a sheet of paper out.

'What was going through that pee-brain head of yours?'

I watched as his reaction was shocked and then angry. He scribbled down his response and slid the paper back to me with more force then necessary. I smirked at this childish demeanor.

'I apologize, tight-ass. I won't do it again.'

'That's not what I meant. Why'd you help me? Most people would have ignored it.'

'Cuz you looked like a frightened rabbit.'

I scowled and glared at the paper. How dare he! I am no frightened rabbit, damn it!....But come on, who wouldn't be. A teacher at the age of 50 with snake-like qualities whispering in your ear with promises of SEX!?! Who wouldn't be afraid of that? I growled and crumbled up the paper. I zoned out for the rest of class, not really caring what our teacher was talking about. I caught the bit about the piglet we would be dissecting tomorrow but the rest was just a hum.

RRRRRIIIIINNNNGGGG

Ugh, finally. I gathered my things and walked out with Neji and Gaara behind me. They were seated at the table next to mine.

"Thanks for saving me MY seat. I enjoyed having my back exposed to that bastard."

"We didn't think you'd be late. You're never late to his class."

"Who was the blond?"

"A moron who was the cause of my tardiness." Right after I said it, I knew they would take it the wrong way. I glanced behind me to see them both exchange a look that confirmed my theory. I sighed. "Not in that way guys. He's new and didn't know where his class was. There's nothing between me and that baka." Neji gave me a look that clearly said 'Yeah right, whatever.' And Gaara kept his eyes in front of him. We sat at our normal table in the far left hand corner of the cafeteria. I pulled out a water bottle from my bag and placed it on the table. "I won't be making it to the meeting today."

"We already assumed you wouldn't."

I nodded my head to the 'President' and 'Vice President' of the student board. I declined both the offers when I was asked if I wanted to be either and settled for Treasury. Dealing with money was easy. The water in my bottle started to move. Oh no. At that point, you could hear the stamped that sounded of 20 rhinos in the hallway and coming closer. I groaned right before the ear splitting shrieks.

"SASUKE-KUN!!!"

Someone, just kill me now.

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Naruto's POV

"Aw man! Dude, I pity you!" Kiba stated with a cheesy grin. "Orochimaru has you on his list of 'Thing to Do'." I groaned inwardly. That's honestly the last thing I need, a pedophile on my ass…literally speaking. The rest of the group was laughing as I scowled and started eating the school lunch. I met a couple of more people who sat with us. A hyper person with bushy-ass eyebrows named Rock Lee (who scared the hell outa me when he snuck up behind me and grabbed me, talking all kinds of nonsense about youth), another guy who's really quiet with sunglasses on at all times named Shino. Hinata, a girl with pale eyes and short hair who I personally think is coming down with a fever. (her face has been red since I sat down), and Tenten, who has two jelly buns on her head. I took a bite out of my burger and winced. I never really liked school lunch. They never made it with love….ramen sounds good….

"Ahem." I looked over at Kiba and he grinned. "You've got a little…" He rubbed his finger next to the corner of his mouth. I wiped my mouth with my sleeve and realized that I was drooling. I looked back over at Kiba and grinned with my hand behind my head.

"What can I say? I love Ramen."

He quirked his eyebrow but left it at that. My eyes decided to wonder around the lunch room. They stopped at a table that sat two men with red hair (One with a kanji on his forehead. The other had a blonde sitting on his lap), a guy with long brown hair with pale eyes like Hinata and the other two had black hair and black eyes. One had shorter hair and the other was someone I've already met. It was the Teme. The whole table was surrounded by women. A red-head was clinging to Sasuke's arm and Sakura and Ino were behind him, leaning over. All the girls were chattering around his ear. I grinned at the look of annoyance on his face. Serves the bastard right for looking so good.

"So what is your next class, Naruto-kun?"

I looked over at the green beast and grinned. "Art with Jiraiya."

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Sasuke's POV

"SO THEN I WAS LIKE, "NU-UH!" AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE "UH-HUH!"

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! It's official. I hate women. Hate em'. Karin decided to tell everyone (even those of us that don't give a rats ass) her story about something or other that's happening in her meaningless life. I really did't care so I toned most of her girly-ranting out. But I can't take it when she's screeching in my ear. If I didn't have a reputation to uphold as an Uchiha, I would have knocked her out and told everyone my sexual preference that doesn't include high heels and short skirts. Maybe then, they'll leave me the hell alone!!!

"Karin, can you please stop yelling in my ear. You're giving me a head-ache."

That shut her up finally. "OH…I'M SO SORRY SAS-!" I clamped my hand over her mouth. UGH!!! Why do I even bother! You ask them nicely to shut up and they yell again with apologies.

"You're yelling in my ear again. Please stop." She nodded and I pulled my hand away. I hated acting nice to the dumb bitches. Again, reputation states that I have to. I sighed and looked around my table. Gaara and Neji where talking about sports and such, Dei and Sasori were flaunting there love (lucky bastards). And Sai had his eyes glued to something across the lunchroom. I followed my cousin's gaze to a table with a certain blonde-haired idiot. I narrowed my eyes and turned them to glare at Sai. I opened my mouth to tell him something but the shrieking bell interrupted me. Everyone got up for there next classes.

So how does this sound. It's longer and doesn't sound rushed….at least, not to me. If you like it, I would appreciate comments. I don't know what I'll be doing with this story so far. I have no plot. This is just for fun. If you have any ideas of a plot or something, please tell me.