Into The Modern World
Summary: Sesshomaru decides to find and fight Inuyasha because he's bored. He catches his scent and watches Inuyasha jump into a well with the weird human female, curious he follows after them . . . SessInu!
A/N: SessInu! I always wondered what would happen if Sesshomaru went through the well . . . heh, heh, heh I wonder what he would do in a human populated world. My guess is he would go insane, become a mass murderer, or rule the world. You'll have to read and find out Also for all of you who are waiting for Act To Act I hope this is an adequate distraction until I get over my writer's block for that one! Sorry for taking so long! Review my lovelies!
Warnings: Peek into Sesshomaru's scary and slightly perverted thoughts, Yaoi, Incest!
Disclaimer: If I really did own Inuyasha, the show would be really only be about Sesshomaru and Inuyasha because I love them! Also I obviously don't own Inuyasha because Rin isn't a slightly evil, plotter that tortures Jaken . . . what I think it would be funny! That and Naraku would be dressed in pink and talk all girly cause I find that image amusing. So as you can see I obviously don't own Inuyasha . . . consider yourself lucky. . .
Note: Naraku isn't evil, Kagura is Naraku's sister, Kikyo was possessed by another demon-who died-and that's how Inuyasha got bound to the sacred tree, she died during the fight. Oh and italics are Inuyasha's thoughts, just so you know.
Chapter 1: Chocolate flavored Inuyashas...
Sesshomaru boredom had reached its peek, watching Rin bury Jaken in flowers-which he appeared to be allergic to, thus making him swell up like a balloon-had lost its appeal hours ago. He contemplated torturing said toad but decided against it because if he should accidently kill said toad Rin would have nothing to torture and would most likely annoy him. He did not find this appealing. There was nothing to do he had killed all the demons that had come close-to make sure none decided that Rin and Jaken looked rather tasty-and all the rest were far, far away because they feared him.
"Lord Sesshomaru?" Rin asked, as she magically appeared by his side. Sesshomaru swore that the girl had a demon in her; she was the only one that could approach him without him noticing. Sesshomaru had to make sure not to anger her should she decide to do anything drastic. It scared/amused him that the biggest threat to him was a young human girl.
"Yes Rin." He answered curtly, keeping his tone bland and his face emotionless. This was no challenge to him.
She tilted her head in a way that even Sesshomaru admitted was cute, not that he would voice such thoughts.
"You look bored!" She announced, and once again Sesshomaru was sure that she was actually a demon in disguise, after all how else did she figure out what the great emotionless dog demon was thinking?
He merely lifted an eyebrow. She grinned triumphantly. "Lord Sesshomaru could play with Lord Inuyasha you always look happier after."
A low gurgling sound brought Sesshomaru's attention to a pile of flowers that shook slightly. Jaken must find this as funny as he did, or he could be dying either way. Sesshomaru wrapped his mind around the thought of 'playing' with the irritating half breed. Though he would never say it Inuyasha was the strongest opponent that he knew of, besides that annoying pink fluff named Naraku though he rather not approach that. Naraku got rather touchy-feely with him and because Kagura was his sister he couldn't very well kill the high pitched annoyance. Kagura was his . . . friend and that would defiantly sever their friendship. Sesshomaru found that he liked this idea, even if the half breed would undoubtedly lose; it was funny to watch him fight and yell idiotic things. Yes he would go off and 'play' with the half breed.
He stood up gracefully and started walking toward the forest he turned to look at Rin. "I will be away . . . remove Jaken from the flowers when you grow hungry he will find you food."
Rin grinned and nodded, and the slight movement of the flowers assured Sesshomaru that Jaken had heard as well. Sesshomaru turned back around and headed to the human village where his half breed brother usually kept residence. He was near the idiotically named forest when a scent caught his nose. It was his brother's scent. He followed it, his muscles starting to twitch with excitement, finally! He hand ached to take hold of his sword, the thoughts of the battle to come filled him with adrenaline and he gained speed. He smelled the human that was normally with his half breed brother.
His nose twitched in annoyance, he did not want her to be there. The weird human would only get in the way and Sesshomaru wouldn't kill her because the half breed fancied her and he didn't want to hurt him in that way. As strange as it sounded he never did, humiliate and injure - to rather extreme levels - yes but not harm in that way. That and he had been audience to what happened when his brother was pushed a little too far. He shuddered at the memory, red eyes . . . no he would just have to take care to avoid human wench, it would be a hindrance but it was what had to be done.
His brother's sent was really close now, he leaped onto a tree that was far enough that his brother couldn't smell him-being half demon his brother didn't have as stronger as a nose as he, a full fledge demon did-he quickly spotted Inuyasha and the wench. They were by a well. He lifted his eyebrow curiously as he saw her climb onto in and jumps down. 'Ah so she is suicidal.' His brother followed suit. '...Well this is odd...' Then their sent was gone, it disappeared completely. This made Sesshomaru even more curious. He jumped down and walked over to the well, it was empty. He jumped down easily. He tested the walls of the empty well and the ground. Nothing came loose or showed as if it held a passage way. Where had they gone?
Tensaiga started to pulsate and he raised an eyebrow again as he unsheathed it. It didn't usually act like this without a reason so with out hesitating he swung. The ground bellow him sliced opened and soon he was floating/falling throw a purplish fog type thing. He re-sheathed his sword and allowed himself to be taken to what seemed to be a light in the distance. There was a flash and he ended up in the well again, though this one smelled vastly different. He smelled his half breed brother, the human priestess, and lots of humans. What surprised him even more was the fact that he couldn't smell any demons-besides himself and the half breed-none at all!
He jumped out and came face to face with a small human child holding a chubby yellowish cat. Their eyes opened comically and the boy screamed as the cat was frozen and still looking at him with those huge eyes. It was a rather funny sight to say the least.
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Inuyasha was arguing with Kagome when he heard Sota scream, that scream made him notice the scent that he had been to preoccupied to notice before.
Sesshomaru
Inuyasha eyes narrowed as he jumped out of Kagome's window cursing, how the hell had Sesshomaru gotten here? Inuyasha ran expecting to find Sota being threatened or worse-though he smelled no blood-what he did find nearly made him trip over his feet in unadulterated shock.
Sota was on the ground-apparently he had fainted-and Sesshomaru was squatted down squeezing the cheeks of the cat and making weird noises that could only be worded as cooing. Yes it was a shock and yes it was hard for Inuyasha to conclude if he should laugh out loud-because it was a rather funny image-run in fear-because this obviously proved that his brother had finally gone insane-or pout-because it made him jealous that Sesshomaru had his hands on the cat and not him where they should have been-Wait WHAT?
Okay so gonna ignore that thought.
Sesshomaru's head snapped up when a shout filled the air, making both dog demons cringe from the sheer volume of it.
"DEMON, BEGONE WORTHLESS SCUM!" Kagome's grandfather shouted as he slapped one of his useless purification scroll thingies onto Sesshomaru's shoulder. Sesshomaru released the cat-who fell over like a statue, still in shock poor thing-and stared blankly at the elderly man.
Inuyasha stared at them feeling amused and horrified, amused because it was a pretty damn funny sight, horrified because Kagome's grandfather was so totally dead. It was one thing to attack Sesshomaru-which would almost certainly get you killed-but for a human to do it-well let's say their wasn't even a chance of survival-unless you were that scary little girl that Sesshomaru always had hanging about him, that little girl who looked at you with a crooked smile and a unholy gleam in her eyes, Inuyasha shudders at the thought of the evil thing.
Inuyasha sighed, why the old man thought that those would work then 1 they hadn't worked on Inuyasha when they had first met and 2, the old man had no power of purification what-so-ever. Their was also the fact that those things would barley hurt him and Sesshomaru was much stronger then he was-as much as it irked him to say it-so they would probably not even sting if they had worked, though Kagome's grandfather didn't know Sesshomaru and thus didn't know how strong he was so Inuyasha didn't count that.
Why is my life so difficult?
"Damn it old man get out of the way!" Inuyasha yelled as he grabbed the squirming old man who was still trying to 'vanquish' Sesshomaru and pounced a safe distance away. Kagome and her mother had come out when Inuyasha-ungracefully-dropped Kagome's grandfather in the door way in front of them. After the old man was safe-or about as safe as anyone could get with Sesshomaru around-Inuyasha stepped forward and unsheathed his eyes focused on Sota who still lay unconscious on the floor.
"Sesshomaru . . ." Inuyasha growled trying to think of a way to get him away from Sota and figured that if he annoyed him enough Sesshomaru might charge him and Kagome could grab Sota, Inuyasha glanced quickly at Kagome and gave her a look before turning back to Sesshomaru who had gotten up and was now staring at Inuyasha with a bored look.
"Is this how you treat all your guests little brother?" He asked emotionlessly. Inuyasha had to keep from scowling at the fact that Sesshomaru's face had a pink tint to it.
The bastard still manages to keep a straight face when he's embarrassed.
"Brother? You should have said so! Family of Inuyasha is friends to us!" Kagome's mother exclaimed as she mysteriously appeared at Sesshomaru's side. Inuyasha stared at her and then at the space behind which she use to occupy. He looked back at where Kogame's mother now stood and blinked.
How the hell had the damn wench gotten over there? Is she really a human?
"Come, come! We have tea and chocolates!" Kagome's mother said joyfully as she took hold of Sesshomaru's hand-and before Inuyasha could stop the idiotic women from stepping farther in the grave-dragged him past a gaping Inuyasha and paled Kagome into the house. It was rather shocking that Sesshomaru complied so easily and had not killed the human wench yet.
And that's how Inuyasha ended up sitting at the kitchen table across from his sadistic/evil brother, next to a rather pail Kagome and near the rest of the overly gushing family, which included Sota now that he had woken up and found out that Sesshomaru was his 'brother'. It was all gush, gush, gush, ogle, ogle, ogle and it was really, REALLY, starting to piss Inuyasha off. Sure Sesshomaru looked like a damn God but they could have at least shown some resistance! After all Inuyasha had even though he wanted so badly for Sesshomaru to just bend him over the table and take him hard . . .
What the bleeding fuck? Just forget it, it was just a bit of insanity that's all, everyone gets those.
Kagome's mother walked into the kitchen (Ogle, ogle, ogle.) and placed a plate of the little chocolates that were Inuyasha's favorite-the strawberry filling made his ears twitch in ecstasy-in the middle of the table. Inuyasha easily popped one in his mouth and nearly groaned at the near God-like taste. Sesshomaru stared at Inuyasha-Inuyasha had to quell his blush-and then at the small round chocolates. Sesshomaru picked one up and stared at it between his fingers.
"What is this . . . 'chocolate'?" He asked.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes and without thinking took the chocolate from Sesshomaru's fingers and pressed it to his lips. Sesshomaru's eyes widen nearly comically but then narrowed in a look that sent shivers all over Inuyasha as he licked the chocolate slowly and used his tongue to put it in his mouth. Sesshomaru sucked on Inuyasha's chocolate coated fingers a little and Inuyasha felt the chocolate in Sesshomaru's hot, wet, mouth melt. When Inuyasha removed his hand he was harder then he ever had been in his life and was cursing his perverted body silently in his head. To make everything worse the whole room was deathly quiet.
"I've decided that I like this chocolate." Sesshomaru announced abruptly and the room burst into activity. Kagome's mother, brother, and grandfather chattered merrily while Kagome looked between them, a shocked and slightly pissed look on her face.
Inuyasha gulped.
. . . Fuck . . .
A/N: Nya! Chapter one finished! Nya! Review! Nya! Oh and to clear some things up, even though dogs can't eat chocolate Inuyasha and Sesshomaru can because they are dog demons. So yeah I thought it would help.