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Team 7:
Naruto- Our lovable lil kyubi boy/kyubi that loves pulling pranks, the spark that set these stupid ideas in my head so I can entertain thee.... its NARUTO.... YAYYY (as you can tell I love him!) Wants to become Hokage and yet cannot find the expiration date of the milk in his fridge.
Sakura- Oh yes, little Sakura our pink headed, cherry blossom, wide-foreheaded kunoichi of the group that doesn't react to much unless
Ino fails at something
Someone touches Sasuke (in an intimate/violent way, not that it would ever happen of course)
Sasuke is within 10 miles of her
Also has a personality called "Inner Sakura" that openly comes out whenever there is a natural disaster occuring on the other side of the world. Aside from that, she likes girly things.
Sasuke- Aside from having a set of contradicting, complex complexes, he's cute and tends to attract females ages 3- 30 including dogs, and pedophiles. Deep down, he's just a poor, angst-ridden boy....oh yeh, and he's trying to kill his brother. Has pet rocks, and thinks they're really alive.
Kakashi- The fatherly Jounin superviser of the group, he tends be punctual 20% of the time. Reads a lot of trashy romance novels, but hey everyones got guilty pleasures. Especially when you're 26, single, male, and not living with your mother for that matter. Has a plant named Mr. Ukki.
Team 8:
Hinata- The poor darling reject of her family even though she didn't waste the family fortune, or elope with some drunkard. Yes, life is not fair, but in the long run, images of Naruto plug the empty spaces in her heart...and in her private shrine...carefully hidden from Hiashi of course.
Kiba- Can talk to dogs, wears that thick coat, even in summer time, but its really special to him cuz his grandma made it for him out of Aoimaru's pelt. If ya'll wondering who Aoimaru is, he's Akamaru's evil twin that got run over by a car in attempt of dominating the Konoha village.
Shino- Eh...not much is known about Shino except he likes bugs, and offers his body and sanity to them. ...Well maybe not sanity but duuuude its like...a cult sacrifice or something. And that is like totally awesome!!!! Its like...you're offering your body for power...ok I'll stop that now. Oh yeh, he always wears those sunglasses 24/7.
Kurenai- The overseer of this group, she's got everything: looks, weird outfits, smarts. ...That is until, her menstral cycle kicks in, then its hell for about 8 days or so. She can also get really iffy to the extent of cheating for her team to win, but other than that its all good. Oh yeh, and she's pissed at Itachi for the whole tree incident.
Team 10:
Shikamaru- A lazy genius with an IQ of 200. Responds to every task with his famous line of: "It's too troublesome" or a variation of sorts. His smarts and tactics are what earned him his chuunin vest, but he thinks its all troublesome. However, we hope he doesn't think showers, brushing his teeth, and other hygenic needs are troublesome.
Ino- The girly rival of Sakura who also thinks of nothing but Sasuke, is referred to as "Ino-pig". She has the same hobbies as Sakura in reference to her obsession with Sasuke. Was originally the butt of many blonde jokes until people's minds were taken over and hell was frozen over. Also loves makeup and clothes shopping.
Chouji- Shikamaru's best friend that likes to gorge on many things, both edible and non edible. He's rather sensitive about his weight so if you don't want to end up in pain, it is highly suggested that you call him "big boned" rather than fat. And if you don't see him eating for a day, this is an absolute sure sign that the apocalypse is coming.
Asuma- The carefree teacher of this group, he likes to smoke cigarettes. But I mean, he had everything. That included his dope, a genin that passed the chuunin exam, and even the same name as the Hokage...so much that he was often having the wrong mail sent to him, but hey, what straight man would refuse free issues of play-ninjas?
Team 9 the senior?: You know, I actually don't know what team number this team is, but lets just call it team 9 to go with the flow.
Lee- The most enthuastic of...practically everyone, he has a fetish for green body suits and sports some rather unsightly eyebrows accompanied by the most cough odd eyes. He pines for Sakura's love, and would probably risk anything (except maybe changing genders, or plucking his eyebrows to do it), to earn it. On a side note, he's a fast devil.
Tenten- Hm...like Shino, not much is known about her except she has a habit of trailing/praising Neji like Sakura on the subject of Sasuke except on a less infatuating level. Has exceptional aim, and likes to coplay as Chun Li. Weirdly enough, she has no last name, but don't worry, after all there aren't many people in Konoha named Tenten.
Neji- I used to think he was a smarmy bastard, with his "this is is your fate" speech and blaming the main house on how he burned himself trying to make waffles but he eventually grew on me. Actually, I'm just a sucker for people with bad pasts. Likes to use Byakugen to look at people's Chakra lights, cuz they're shiny and stuff.
Gai- I used to think he was Lee's father, but then one of my friend's pointed out that Gai wasn't likely to get married because of cough certain physical attributes. So maybe Lee is a clone, and Gai is the original. I don't know, but he claims that Kakashi is his eternal rival, accompanied with lines like: "I'll get you yet Kakashi, I'll get you yet!!!"
Others:
Iruka- Naruto's Buddy, a teacher that teaches in the Academy. I label him as the one with most sense, at least in this fic. Likes taking Naruto out for ramen occasionally, and irritating Kakashi with his monologues of "take care of Naruto or else". Yeh right, as if a Chuunin could defeat a Jounin.
Anko- Referred to as a female Naruto, with more brain cells I might add, she's very cheery and likes flashy appearances. Hates "the jounin/chuunin vest" with a passion along with Kurenai. I mean, what woman with a mind of fashion would wear those vile barf green clashy things? She's also Orochimaru's one and only student.
Orochimaru- Hehe..his name starts with Oro, isn't that funny? Huh HUHhhhhh???? Well, we needed a villain here so yeh....I mean due to budgets we couldn't hire Kabuto, Zabuza and Haku, but they might appear as guest appearances along with the Sand-nin. Well, to put it all in a sentence, he likes Snaaaaaakessss and Sasuke's body for that matter.
Itachi- Another favorite of mine, the not-so missing nin (I mean Jiraiya found his whereabouts didn't he?), and who Sasuke is trying to kill to avenge the clan...or maybe all those times he poked Sasuke in the forehead. I mean, Sasuke did get a bruise. Has those weird diagonal lines on his eyes, maybe it's a sign of early wrinkles or something.
Now...on to the stories!!!