Note: This isn't a strict crossover, more like Al Bundy getting excited for his favorite tv show "24." Enjoy.
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Tonight was a special night for Al Bundy. His favorite tv show "24" was beginning it's new season tonight. His children, Bud, and Kelly, were creating his favorite snack. They called it "Mount Snackmore." All his favorite junk foods compiled into one platter. Bud calculated that, between this and his beer, they would last just as long as his show. Then, when the show ended, Al could make his way to the bathroom, and he would be in the right mood for Bud and Kelly to ask him for a party. Marcy was here, talking to Peg, dreading Al coming home. Sure enough, Al showed up home only a few minutes before the premiere, singing what he seemed to think was 24,s theme song.
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Al: Old Jack Bauer had a gun, E-I-E-I-O. And with this gun he killed some scum, E-I-E-I-O.
Marcy: Nice to know Fox still attracts such sophisticated minds.
Al: Marcy, must have missed your feathers outside.
Bud: Dad, we made a little snack for you, "Mount Snackmore."
Kelly: Yes, a veritable coranerycopia of your favorites.
Al: Thank kids. I'll just eat this and for the next hour I'll pretend you're not trying to pull something.
Marcy: I don't understand how you can watch such a violent show. Did you know they average over 100 deaths, per one hour show.
Al: Well even Jack Bauer has to reload.
Marcy: All it is is mindless violence, torturing suspected terrorists, attractive women shooting guns, with plots that don't hold up to scrutiny.
Al: I think you just answered your own question of why I watch it. And that's not even counting the occsional lesbian kiss. Besides Marcy the show has intricate political plots, I just don't care enough to pay attention. Anyway Marcy let me explain it to you. We live in a time with multiple lunatics who want us dead. We've got terrorists who can be anyone, could plant a bomb anywhere, anytime. We have two lunatic leaders playing "High Noon" with nuclear weapons, one of whom praises nazies and could probably have me killed on a whim for saying something stupid. Although it would probably be a smarter statement than what he routinely says on twitter. Now you would think that with my wife, my kids, my job, my neighbor, that I wouldn't fear death. But all this is bound to create stress in anyone, and anyone would need a little release. So you see Marcy if I didn't have the satisfaction of seeing Jack Bauer hurt terrorists, stop war, and bring down governments, I might just one day run amok and kill everyone and everything I see. Do you understand what I'm saying Marcy?
Marcy: We'll talk about this later, your show's about to start.
Al: Good point.