Disclaimer - All rights go to Fresh TV and Teletoon for making this awesome show. All name rights, except for Tyler and Billy go to them. I do not own Total Drama in any way, shape or form.
Author's Notes – Just making it clear now, Tyler is my TD character. Due to likely name confusion, I have replaced Tyler with…Tyler.
Chapter 1 – Welcome to Wawanakwa!
A man that looked in his mid-thirties went in front of a camera. He was standing on a very unstable dock. Behind him was an old boat.
"Welcome to Total Drama Island!" he announced. "My name is Chris McLean, and you're watching the best show to come to your TV screens!" Chris laughed.
"What you are now seeing is a very popular tourist attraction." As he said this, a plank of wood covered in green mould fell of one of the cabin's roof. "Or at least it was."
"The campers here will suffer through one summer of mosquitoes, challenges, and worst of all, Chef's cooking!" Chris stated. A booming voice from the background was heard yelling "Hey!"
"So, who will survive? Who will win? Who will comment on my great outfit? All these questions will be answered on Total Drama Island!"
"Welcome back to Total Drama Island." The host greeted. "Now, we are ready for our first camper!"
A decorative boat pulled up at the dock. A girl dressed in all black stepped out. She didn't have the happiest look on her face.
"Gwen," Chris introduced the teenager. "What's up?"
Gwen looked around at the rundown campsite. The only thing that looked sanitary was Chris' trailer.
"What the hell is this?" Gwen muttered. "The brochure said that we'll be staying in a luxury hotel."
"I lied!" Chris said cheerfully. "It happens on a regular basis!"
"You cannot make me stay here." When Gwen said this, the boat she arrived on departed. "Guess I'm stuck here." She sighed.
The next boat pulled up. The boy who stepped out looked kind of small, and was wearing a sweatshirt.
"Noah!" Chris exclaimed. "Great to have you here." The boy took one look at his surroundings. "Oh God," he groaned. "We aren't staying here, are we?"
"Yep!" Chris was enjoying this. "For one whole summer."
"Please get me out of here!" Noah cried. Luckily, he was not one to run, so the boat made off without him getting one step closer.
"Let's see who else arrives!" Chris cheered. The next boat made its way to the dock and a blonde girl carrying a surfboard stepped out.
"Hello Bridgette!" He welcomed.
"Hi Chris." She answered back (she was the first contestant to do this).
"Why did you bring your surfboard?" Gwen asked.
"Yeah," Noah agreed. "This ain't California, honey."
"I never go anywhere without it." Bridgette said. "It's my lucky charm."
"Okay people!" Chris broke their conversation. "Let's get the cameras on me!"
"Screen hog." Noah jeered.
The next boat came. Out of it stepped a teen with a red jacket and black trainers. Underneath his jacket was a blue sweatshirt.
"Tyler!" Chris shouted. The brown-haired boy heard his name call, and ran onto the dock. The dock broke under his feet, and he fell into the water.
"Jeez, Chris." Noah whined. "Are these docks stable?"
"Yeah, sure." Chris ensured him. "Just don't stomp your feet."
Bridgette and Chris helped Tyler out of the lake, though Tyler just shouted "That was wicked! Did you see how far I flew?"
He ran over and tried to high-five Gwen, but the goth-girl turned it down.
While this was happening, the next contestant arrived. The raven-haired girl was only covered by tan shorts and a mahogany tube-top.
"Everybody," Chris broke their conversations again. "Please give a warm welcome to Heather!"
Heather stood proudly, expecting applause, but the only one who reacted was Tyler, who waved wildly at her.
Heather grumbled, and stepped towards the contestants. She gave Gwen a glare.
"Ooo! Tension!" Chris laughed. "I like it."
"What the hell?" Heather asked the same question as Gwen. "What is this? The brochure clearly stated that-"she was cut off by Chris.
"I lied," Chris repeated, though he liked saying it a second time. "I lie on a daily basis. Now can we please get on with the show?"
The next camper arrived. He was wearing a black shirt with a skull symbol. He had several piercings.
"Duncan, welcome." Chris said. "Don't think you're going get away with anything illegal. This show has cameras everywhere!"
"Eww," Tyler finally said something. "There are cameras watching you pee?"
"Kind of." Chris chuckled. "We need cameras everywhere to ensure you guys stay safe." He chuckled even more as he said the last part.
"I can dig it." Duncan said as he walked over to the campers. "Couldn't you afford something else besides this dump?"
Chris chose to ignore Duncan and turned to the camera. "Our next competitor will arrive shortly."
The next boat took a while to get here, but it was worth the wait. A blonde girl stepped out of the boat.
The boys turned bright red at the sight of her. Most distracting for them was her huge, D-cup breasts.
"Lindsay, you're looking as stunning as ever." Chris commented.
"Aw, thanks Chip!" The blonde beauty smiled. Gwen and Bridgette exchanged awkward glances.
(Confession Cam – First appearance!)
Bridgette – Wow, what a stereotype. Not all blondes are like that, y'know.
Even if she was dumb, she still got most of the male's attention.
"Wow, Lindsay," Tyler spoke up to her. "You look nice."
"Thanks, Skyler!" Both Noah and Duncan shared the thoughts about her, as she called them 'Boa' and 'David'.
(Confession Cam – Where hormones rush)
Lindsay – I have a problem with remembering names. I once called my Dad, Richard, Bitchard. He grounded me for a month.
The next contestant arrived shortly after. You could hear his 'woo-hoos' a mile away. The teen came out wearing a cowboy hat and a pink shirt, cheering.
"Geoff!" Chris cheered with him.
"'Sup man!" Geoff called. "This is gonna be one awesome party!"
"You do realize we're in a crappy summer camp?" Heather said bitterly.
"We can cope!" Geoff smiled. "We can have a rockin' band, and a buffet, and-"
"Don't get carried away." Chris smiled.
The next boat came to the dock. An African-Canadian girl stepped out.
"What's up, 'yall, LeShawna is here, bringing booty to this show!" The girl shouted out.
"Hey!" Chris whined. "It's my job to introduce you!"
LeShawna walked over and high-fived Tyler and Geoff.
"Alright," Chris said. "Time for the next camper to come."
The next camper was thrown out of the boat.
"Please, eh?" the strange teen pleaded. "I'll be good! Please don't make me go on this show!"
"Ezekiel." Chris mummered before he could finish. "Great to have you here."
Ezekiel stared at the campers. This is the first time in five years since he's interacted with people his age.
"Uh, hello, eh?" he finally said. He pulled his toque over his face.
"What's wrong with you?" Heather said bitterly. "Are you some redneck or something?"
LeShawna glared at Heather. "What's wrong with you!" she said, angrier than Heather. "Can't you see the poor white boy's camera shy?"
"Actually," Ezekiel dared say to the angry loudmouth. "I'm more 'people shy', eh?" Beads of sweat were running down his forehead.
"Whatever you loudmouth, big behind, pop girl wannabe!" Heather snapped.
"Guys!" Chris interrupted. "We don't want a fight on the first day!"
Heather and LeShawna continued to glare, but they both backed off eventually.
The next contestant stood on the dock, smiling.
"Beth" Chris smiled "What's up?"
"Ith's thso great to meet you!" Beth said, her braces making her not able to pronounce 's'.
Heather glared at her. Beth's smile vanished when she saw she's already made an enemy.
"Don't mind her, girlfriend." LeShawna smiled. Beth happily walked over to LeShawna and Lindsay.
"Wow, your hair is so cute!" Lindsay complemented Beth
"Thanks, your'ths iths too!" Beth said to the blonde beauty.
They both bobbed up and down, squealing "EEEEEEEEE!" that made Gwen cover her ears. The sight of Lindsay bouncing made Tyler and most of the boys get a nosebleed.
(Confession Cam – EEEEEEEEEE!)
Gwen - /groans/ Being on this island is crappier than I though it would be. Especially that Heather chick, what's her problem?
The next boat came. Out stepped a short boy with a striped shirt.
"The Codester!" Chris nicknamed Cody. "Great to have you here!"
Cody stayed quiet for the first few seconds, and then he shouted out "GIRLS!".
He ran over to Lindsay, Bridgette and Gwen, Gwen glaring at him.
"What's up, babes?" Cody smiled, trying to be cool. "Y'know, I wish I could move the letters 'I' and 'U' together!"
"Lame pick-up line is lame!" Duncan laughed.
"Sorry," Lindsay moaned. "I'm not good with my ADB's."
Cody was about to say something, but was slapped by Gwen.
"You say one more lame pick-up line, and I will strangle you with my own hands!" Gwen scowled.
(Confession Cam – And I though I was hot *shot*)
Cody – Oh! Playing hard to get? Well, you can play this game all you want! You will soon fall to the Codester's charm. /plays air guitar with his hands/
The next person to arrive held a guitar with one hand, with '9 FTW' written on it.
"Trent," Chris said. "Sweet guitar!"
"Killer!" Tyler added.
"Thanks!" Trent smiled at Tyler, and then smiled at Gwen. Gwen smiled back, and started to blush.
Trent walked over to them both. "What," Chris frowned. "No smile to me?"
"Well, we've got half our campers, folks!" Chris announced, facing the camera. "Now let's meet the other half!"
The next competitor was carrying a keyboard, and wore a shirt with a hamburger logo.
"Cool." Trent smiled. "Another musician!"
"This is Harold!" Chris introduced.
"Gosh!" Harold shouted at the captain of his boat. "Your steering is all wrong! You need to now about the wind patterns! Plus, you almost ran over a baby sea turtle!"
This turned Trent's smile into a 'squiggly unsure face'.
"Harold," Chris whined. "Please join the rest of the group."
"I was going to!" Harold whined back, finishing his sentence with "GOSH!"
The next boat came with two teens, both wearing the same outfit. There squeals made Gwen cover her ears again, along with everyone else on the planet.
"Katie, Sadie, hello!" Chris hollered, trying to speak over their talking.
"Omigosh Sadie, a summer camp!" Katie squealed.
"I know, it's so super neat-o!" Sadie said to her BFF.
"Remember this one time, were Sandra got stung by a bee at camp?"
"And then got eaten by a bear?"
"Yeah, exactly!"
"Omigosh I knew what you were going to say that's so cool!"
"Make them stop!" Noah shouted. "Make them stop!"
"Jeez, Mr. Grumpy pants," Katie said. "You don't have to yell."
The next boat came. It was amazing how they managed to carry the heavy teen.
"Owen!" Chris shouted "My man!"
Owen cheered, then bear hugged Chris. "It's so awes-mazing to be here! I love summer camp."
"Omigosh me too!" Sadie cheered.
(Confession Cam – Me three!)
Owen – I love camp ever since band camp! The only bad memory I have there is when my pants fell down!
The next contestant carried a clipboard full with the names of the campers. She was paying too much attention to it.
"Court-" Chris began, but Courtney fell into the lake. "-ney."
"I'll help her!" Tyler shouted. Her rushed to the CIT's safety and pulled her up.
"Wow," Courtney smiled at the wild boy. "Thanks," she looked down at her clipboard. "Tylee."
"Tyler" he corrected, as the CIT giggled.
"Wow, when did you two start making out." Chris teased. Courtney threw his luggage at him.
(Confession Cam – What's my name?)
Courtney – Let me make this straight. I did not come here to start dating, I came for the money. I'm a great strategist, Counsellor In Training, and a straight A student.
/she taps her fingers on the table/ 'Course, if I was looking for someone…
Tyler – Man, Courtney's awesome. She's smart, funny, hot. Err, I mean…
A tall, Jamaican teen came out of the next boat. He looked down and started to freak out.
"Can you go a little closer to the dock, I'm afraid of water." DJ admitted.
"Sorry dude," an intern popped out as well. "If I pull it in further it'll damage the dock."
"Hey, Billy!" Chris shouted to the intern. "Get DJ down here!"
"I'm trying!" Billy answered, slightly annoyed. He was pushing DJ from behind, but DJ was very strong.
Eventually, (by that we mean eventually) DJ slipped on his own sweat and both him and Billy fell into the lake.
"Water, water, why!" DJ screamed for help.
Bridgette and Geoff helped the poor guy up, and Trent helped Billy.
"Why didn't you go help them when you helped Courtney?" Noah teased Tyler.
"'Cause, girls are more fragile." He lied. Courtney then spoke up.
"Chris, could I get a towel, I'm freezing!" Courtney was soaking wet. So was Tyler, but he didn't notice until now.
"Staring at her wet top?" Noah teased again, and Tyler stomped on his foot.
Instead of arriving on a boat, the next contestant came on a vine.
Izzy's voice was heard, singing George Of The Jungle's theme song.
"Oooh! OOOOOOOH!" Izzy boomed.
"Izzy! Izzy!" Chris shouted.
"What?"
"Watch out for that boat!"
Izzy then was smacked into the boat that DJ was on. She fell into the water.
"Is she okay?" Owen asked.
Izzy then swam underneath the dock, and jumped up, creating a large hole.
"Izzy thinks that was fun!" Izzy laughed.
"Okay, just two more left." Chris announced. "Let's hope they don't make any more holes in the dock."
The next boat contained one of the most handsome beings known to man. Justin.
As soon as he stepped out, all the girls (and Owen) swooned.
"Justin!" Chris walked over to the many candy. "You are nearly as handsome as me!"
"Thanks Chris!" Justin smiled. "I think."
He walked over to the girls.
"Wow!" Beth drooled. "Can you thsign my rethainer?"
"Of course." Justin beamed. He grabbed the retainer and scribbled his signature on it.
"Thanks!"
Beth and Lindsay both squealed in excitement.
"Okay, our last camper!" Chris worked up the drama.
The next boat arrived, along with a shout.
"You call these bagels! I'll show you bagels!"
Loud banging was heard inside the boat. A girl with a unibrow stepped out, looking innocent.
"Eva, as charming as ever." Chris said sarcastically.
"Say that again, and I'll turn you inside out!" Eva shouted.
Most of the contestants took one step back, except Lindsay.
"Does Even need anger management classes?" she asked.
Eva bolted to Lindsay.
"Oh, so you think I need anger management classes?" Eva was screaming now.
"After I'm done with you, you will need an ambulance!"
Eva tried to attack Lindsay, but DJ and Duncan held her back.
"As much as I want to see a catfight, I don't think I deserve to clean up Lindsay's blood off the dock as a challenge." Duncan said.
"Okay stop, people!" Chris shouted.
Chef then shot a tranquilizer dart at Eva, which (after twenty of them) took her down.
"Okay, now that all of you are here, what do you say we take a photo?" Chris questioned.
"No!" A good deal of the contestants shouted.
"Okay, so were taking a picture!" Chris said, ignoring the camper's remarks.
The contestants huddled into one group, (except for Eva, who was lying on the ground unconscious) and smiled.
"Say, 'Man, Chris is so awesome!'" Chris ordered.
"Not in my lifetime!" Heather shouted at the host.
The dock then broke from under their feet. Screams could be heard as the campers fell into the lake. Chris took the photo.
The photo had Harold grabbing a plank of wood for safety, DJ screaming for help, Tyler cheering, and Eva (now conscious) dunking Lindsay's head underwater. "Aww," Chris smiled. "How lovely."
"Meet me at the bonfire in half an hour, and I'll meet you guys on the next part of Total Drama Island!"
(Confession Cam – Best! Photo! Evarz!)
Gwen – I probably won't enjoy myself here, but at least I can stand Trent and Bridgette. Tyler and Courtney are cool too.
Beth – I love it here! Ith already made a new friend, though I suppose Heather's my new fiend. Oh well, fiend is only friend without the 'r'!
Noah – Meh. I suppose I could live here for a summer. I've already found my place, Trying to keep Tyler from getting first base with Courtney.
Tyler - /outside/ I heard that!
Heather – Well, even though most of these people are losers, I guess I can live with some of them. LeShawna better watch her back.
Justin – Surprised to see me here? I'm taking those ten-thousand bucks from Chris' girly, little hands. /the camera closes up on him/ Just watch me!
"We are about to go over the rules of this season, so make sure you pay attention!"
"Now, every day there will be at least one challenge deciding which team goes to the bonfire ceremony. If you are safe, you get a marshmallow." Chris chews a bit off one of the marshmallows on his plate.
Owen's mouth started to drool. "Gimme, gimme, gimme!" He chanted.
"At the elimination ceremony, bro." He laughed. "One person will not get a succulent, awesome marshmallow and will have to walk the Dock of Shame, onto The Boat of Losers, and they can never come back! Ever!"
"Now, time to assign you guys teams. I will be picking your teams, of course."
He then looked at the campers, deciding which people they hate.
"Eva, Ezekiel! You're on the left!"
Eva stomped off to the left, and stood in front of a green flag with a symbol that looks like a hamster on steroids.
"Uh," Ezekiel whimpered. "Is it okay if I stay here, eh?"
Chris began to lose patience with him. "Ezekiel, left, now!" The prairie boy trotted off next to the fitness buff.
"Hmm," Chris hummed. "On the right is Tyler, and…"
The contestants looked at each other, except for Noah (who didn't really care who he was put with).
"…Courtney."
The two knew what Chris was planning. "Fine by me." Courtney murmured, trying not to make eye contact with the wild boy.
Chris frowned. "Not one single hormone." He moaned to himself.
"Okay, on the left, Cody, Gwen & Trent." Chris smiled as the three exchanged awkward glances.
"On the right, Lindsay, Owen and Izzy." Owen cheered, Izzy skipped over, and Lindsay smiled and walked.
"Left, Beth, right, Geoff." He chuckled as he made the rhyme. The two walked they're separate ways.
"One more to the left, LeShawna. One more to the right, Heather!" The two girls glared at each other, and walked off without taking their eye of the other.
"Ooo. This is going to be fun!" Chris smiled.
"Duncan to the left, Bridgette to the right."
"'Kay." Duncan sneered. "As long as I don't go with Miss Perfect over there."
The girls on the right wondered who he was talking to.
"It's probably me." Owen said proudly, which made the campers; Chris, Chef and even Billy stare like he was Bigfoot.
(Confession Cam – Wait, so, is he?)
Courtney – Let's just say today was one of the weirdest days of my life.
Owen – What? I didn't pay attention to the conversation!
Duncan – Oh, you know who I am talking about. /faces weirdly at the camera/ And no, it isn't Owen.
"Okay," Chris said, trying to steer the conversation away. "Noah, to the right, DJ to the left." The know-it-all walked boredly to the right, but DJ was scared at going on the same team as Eva.
"Since they'll probably whine about it for the rest of their life, Katie and Sadie, go to right." The two BFF's squealed happily, and ran over to their teammates.
"Oh God," Noah muttered. "They're on our team!"
"That leaves Harold and Justin to the left." Chris announced. He walked over to the left. "Lefties, you are the Screaming Gophers!"
He then walked to the right. "You guys are the Killer Bass!"
"Now, you'll probably be wondering about your sleeping arrangements."
"They're not coed, are they?" Courtney asked.
"No," Most of the campers were relieved. "They'll be one girl cabin, and one guy cabin. You guys better get your stuff ready, 'cause it's challenge time soon!
The guys bought a large amount of bags into their room. "I call top bunk!" Tyler whizzed into the room, put down a picture on the drawers, and jumped onto a bed.
Trent walked into the room and picked up Tyler's picture. "Be careful with that!" His voice sounded more spiteful than Heather's.
"Relax, dude." Trent ensured him that he wouldn't drop it. The picture was of Tyler, with his arm around a girl taller than him.
"Is this your girlfriend?" Trent chuckled. Tyler started turning red.
"Kind of." He choked out. "I like her, but she doesn't know I exist."
"Well, she sure noticed you in this picture." Trent said.
"That's because I stuck my face on with masking tape."
The girls almost immediately started fighting as soon as they got into their cabin.
"No, I'm getting top bunk!" Heather shouted. She and LeShawna were having a fight since all the girls wanted top.
"Oh, we don't care what you want, white girl!" LeShawna said angrily.
"Guys, guys, stop." Bridgette tried to calm the two down. "I'll go at the bottom."
"No way, girlfriend." LeShawna said back in a much more cheerful way than she'd been talking to Heather. "No one's punishing you."
"Now take back what you said about my booty!"
(Confession Cam – Catfight! Meeeeerow!)
Katie and Sadie – Katie – I know what LeShawna needs to keep her from killing Heather!
Sadie – What?
Katie – Some of our awesome dance moves!
Sadie – Oh yeah! We can dance really super!
/The two start doing some strange, dance moves as if they were having an elliptic fit/
(Later in the Mess Hall)
"Let's get this straight, maggots!" an angry Chef Hatchet boomed. "I'll be cooking food for you snot-nosed brats, and I'll feel sorry for you if you don't obey."
"Actually, I won't" He laughed.
The contestants lined up to get Chef's… slop.
"What is this?" Cody whimpered to the cook.
"Something brown, something salty." Chef laughed. "And I'm pretty sure it's edible."
To Chef's surprise, Izzy and Owen eat his food almost immediately.
"Great grub, Chef!" Owen called out. "Izzy likes slop!" Izzy said in unison with him.
The contestants were split up into their teams, one team sitting on each table.
"At least I don't have to go next to LeShawna," Heather scoffed, though she didn't realize everyone on her team hated her as well.
After a while of choking down brown slime, Chris walked in to the Mess Hall.
"Alright, campers," the host said cheerfully. "Our first challenge will start soon. And wear something you don't mind getting wet!"
Lindsay cheered. "Now I can wear my bikini." Harold and Cody looked at each other in excitement.
DJ shivered. "Does that mean we're going in the water?" he asked timidly.
Chris nodded, which made DJ shiver even more.
"Are we going to the lake?" LeShawna asked, pointing in the direction of the docks.
"Nope!" Chris smiled. "We're going all the way up there!" He pointed up to a rocky cliff which was at least a thousand ft tall.
DJ's eyes widened. Katie looked up in shock. "What a /censored/" Noah muttered.
Just in case you guys were wondering who was who, here is a list of the contestants:
Beth – The Farm Girl Bridgette –The Chilled Surfer Cody – The Techno Geek
Courtney – The CIT DJ – The Scaredy-Cat Duncan – The Criminal
Eva – The Fitness Buff Ezekiel – The Home School Geoff – The Party Animal
Gwen – The Goth Harold – The Uber Geek Heather – The Schemer
Izzy – The Psycho Justin – The Male Model Katie – The Sweet Girl
LeShawna – The Sister Lindsay – The Blonde Beauty Noah – The Narcissist
Owen – The Big Guy Sadie – The Sweet Girl's BFF Trent – The Guitarist
Tyler – The Wild Guy
Next Up: The First Challenge!