AN: Because season 3 Finchel has given us all kinds of amazingly sexually active canons, we have arrived at the drabble about sexting and Rachel's boobs :D.
He doesn't really know why he does it (okay, so he actually does, and it's because he's a teenage boy and most of his waking thoughts revolve around his girlfr—fiancée's boobs but still). And Rachel totally has awesome boobs. Sometimes she complains about them being too small, and his favorite way to shut her up is to just suck on them until she can't really form words anymore.
Her skin just tastes so sweet, and it's so soft against his mouth and cheeks. Sometimes she asks him not to shave just so she can feel his stubble rubbing against her. He loves just about everything about having sex with Rachel. Everything except they never have enough time to have all the sex that they want to.
And that is precisely the reason that he likes to send her text messages about her boobs. It saves some of the time that it would take to get her ready to go. With a few properly timed texts and winky faces, he can have Rachel ready to take him in his truck outside of school.
She calls him incorrigible and a few other words that he thinks he might recognize from studying for SATs, but for the most part, he gets lucky after school two or three times a week.
The first text message honestly started incredibly innocently. It was an autocorrect mistake. Turns out when you're texting under a desk in school your iPhone can sometimes think you meant to send your girlfriend, "I want to eat dinner with the breast girl in the world tonight." Breast and best. So close. And it turns out that Rachel absolutely loves it.
She calls him cute and chastises him with those million exclamation points that he knows means she's actually giggling at him. He loves it when she giggles. Her entire face lights up—and her boobs start to jiggle just a little bit.
So it becomes a thing. Him sending her these cute little text messages. Rachel's responses coming back bolder and bolder until he unlocks his phone to see a very topless Rachel Berry grinning at him. Needless to say, the breasts puns stay.
AN: Dear readers, you're the breast!