Authors note: the first book of the cave story series I have been thinking about, read my cave story fan-fic undead before you read this
It was just another ordinary day on the gigantic floating island in the sky,
Critter screech's in the west,
Droll moans in the north
Hypnotic Bute singing in the south
Loud…..Mimiga yelps in the east?
MIMIGA VILLAGE
*CRACK*
King: ''OW!''
*BANG*
King: *GROAN*
King was hanging upside-down, held up by nothing but a piece of twine, and a Mimiga girl called Sue was pelting him with large rocks.
King: ''eight months dead and THIS is the welcome back I get!''
*SMASH*
King: ''how long are you going to keep trying to break open my skull!''
Sue: ''you kept me in a cage for eighteen hours and that's how long I'm going to keep you here!''
Sue had been kept in a cage when Quote had gone to find her brother in grasstown.
Jack appeared just then and saw what was happening.
Jack: ''what the heck!''
King: ''what are you waiting for get me down!''
Sue: ''c'mon jack, don't spoil the fun!''
King: ''what fun!''
Sue: ''this fun.''
*BANG*
King: ''where's the salad grandma!''
Jack: ''just look at what you've done now sue, he's started speaking gibberish!''
King: ''submarine!''
Sue burst out laughing as she saw king faint just after saying the word ''hvfvbidfbnijdbijdbijdnfjkbvn''
This is not even a real word, maybe to a press, but not to a Mimiga.
Sue: ''MWAHAHAHA!''
King (recovered): ''that is the straw that broke the behemoth's back!''
Sue: ''don't you mean camel?''
Jack: ''what's a camel?''
King: ''never mind that now! Sue you're going in the storage!''
Sue: ''awww! Not again!''
King and Jack dragged sue to the storage with her kicking, screaming and snoring,
They had to use the remaining nitros oxide to put her to sleep so that she wouldn't struggle,
But she did have some very violent dreams. They tossed her into the storage and locked the door,
She almost immediately awoke.
Sue: ''wait you can't just leave me in here to rot!''
King had already left.
Sue: ''Well that's just perfect!''
SEVEN DAYS LATER….
Sue had been in the storage for a week, she had fed herself from the few flowers and bugs which crawled through the loose cracks in the wall and drank from whatever moisture she could suck from the rocks. She still was not satisfied.
Sue: ''s...so hungry!''
Just then she heard the tapping of tiny feet, as she turned round she saw a small blue mushroom.
Ma Pignon: ''hello world I've finally regrown after seven days!''
Ma Pignon then turned his attention to Sue, who sat there drooling at the cure for amnesia,
She hadn't tasted meat in ages.
Ma Pignon on the over hand hadn't seen a girl for twenty one years.
Ma Pignon: ''hey there gorgeous what brings you he-''
The mushroom was stopped in mid speech as Sue swallowed him whole.
Sue: ''satisfying…..''
Just then king burst into the room.
King: ''okay sue you can come out no-''
King stared at the Pignon shaped lump in Sue's stomach area.
King: ''Sue you blockhead you just ate Ma Pignon he was for Zett!''
Sue: ''I'm in big trouble aren't I…..''
King: ''you have no idea!''
King slammed the door shut and locked it.
Sue: ''Hey, how long are you going to leave me here!''
King: ''as long as it takes for the Pignon to regrow, in about….one week.''
Sue then got up, picked up a rock and lobbed it at her own face,
She fainted right after saying ''hvfvbidfbnijdbijdbijdnfjkbvn'' which meant ''the prophecy has been foretold!'' in press.