Hello everyone this is the one, the only, the incredibly genius moron Traban16 here! Now I know what you're thinking, "Another story, but you haven't even gotten past chapter 11 on any of your other stories." Well, don't worry, I haven't altogether forgotten my other stories, I just wanted to get this idea out there, because a very special friend of mine really liked this idea. So what she wants, she gets!
Anyways, another question you may have is; why is this in the South Park/ X-over section. Well, that is because this story will be in the South Park world, but will contain: elements, characters, powers, and more from other places. Other Places, such as: Harry Potter, Naruto, Marvel, and other worlds.
Also, you may be wondering if I could elaborate more on the summary. Well I shall, this story will have the basic idea of Yu-Gi-Oh GX or Rosario + Vampire which is kids going to a special school, but still getting caught in weird situations all the time. The main characters of this Fiction are; Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, and yes; there will be pairings. The main pairing will be: Stan/Kyle.
Chapter 1: Multi-Earth?
The Parallel World:
He was dead tired, but he couldn't let this evil bastard have his way. Traban knew that if he got past him then all hope for the world would be gone.
Traban was still the same as he was since he was 10 years-old, only bigger. He still had shaggy black hair that stopped at the nap of his neck, black onyx eyes, small frame glasses, and his chocolate tan complexion. He still wore his pale grey robe-shirt with the design of red flames on the edges, with a black ribbon showing a curled gold design tied in a loose bow around the waist. He also still had his black jeans and grey sandals with long black socks.
The only thing that had really changed about him was the fact that he was 21 years-old now instead of 10. So yeah, he was definitely bigger.
"Is this what you've done with the life I've given you? Wasted it on such foolishness, Keigo?" Traban shouted at the teen that was floating in the darkened and crimson sky above him. Traban was on the ground, standing in the very crater that was created with his body as he glared up at the boy who had flame-glowing hands and demonic red eyes.
The teen had medium-long brown hair that was flipped outward. He had brown eyes, but now they were demonic and crimson red. He had a slim figure, and was wearing a plain t-shirt and pants, with a jacket. His hands were a glow with the magical flames that surrounded them. He had a maniacal smile on his face as he gazed down on Traban.
"Yes, the darkness in my heart has now been unleashed and I have obtained God-like power. My power is now only rivaled by you and the gods; though that shall be quickly rectified!" Keigo exclaimed as he shot off toward Traban, with Traban not wasting a second to rush back toward him.
The Harry Potter World:
"You slimy, foul, evil, old harpy! You almost killed him!" Harry said as he flicked his wand several times, catching Bellatrix LaStrange with each spell that was cast.
"So what will you do? Kill me?" Bellatrix questioned as she coughed up blood on to the majestic marble floor of the Department of Magic. She laughed hollowly as Harry was now standing over her and with his wand pointed at her face. Harry Potter couldn't kill her; he was far too good of a boy.
"Don't tempt me, witch." Harry replied as the tip of his wand began to glow an acid green. Bellatrix's eyes widened as she realized exactly what spell, or curse to be more accurate, Harry was about to use.
"Harry, don't! I'm fine, thanks to you deflecting it, but if you do this you won't be!" Sirius said to his godchild as he had only just caught up to the two. He was so glad Harry was a quick boy with a wand or else something bad could have happened.
"You've got to mean it, Harry." A smooth, yet snake-like voice whispered through the air. Sirius was so shocked that he found he couldn't move or talk. Wait… this wasn't because of shock, this was magic!
"She nearly killed him. She deserves it." It whispered to Harry once again.
"You know the spell, Harry. Do it." The voice whispered once again as Voldemort appeared as a cloud of smoke. He appeared behind Harry as the boy was still in conflict with himself.
Harry raised his wand and spun around quickly, but his wand was out of his hand before he could even think of a spell. Voldemort stood there with a frown on his snake-like face. His eyes full of disappointment to Harry.
"So weak." Voldemort said as Harry glared at him. They're attention snapped toward a chimney that had come to life with green flames, and out stepped Dumbledore.
Even Voldemort was scared of the magical pressure the old, white bearded man was releasing. Sirius found that whatever spell had kept him frozen was broken by the mere presence of the oldest Hogwarts teacher.
"It was foolish of you to come here tonight, Tom. The Aurors are already on their way." Dumbledore said as he readied his wand. Voldemort gave a smile at having to face-off against the only person who was really on his level.
"By which time; I shall be gone and you… shall be dead." He said as he gave an unmoving bow and readied himself.
Dumbledore used a magical push to knock Harry and Sirius into a corner together as he and Voldemort began to fight.
The Dragonball Z World:
Goku and Gohan raced to help those in need due to the newest threat to the universe. They flew at high-speed to get there in time to help their friends fight off this new enemy.
"Dad, what is this thing again?" Gohan asked as unlike him his father was in Super Sayian mode. He remembered that he couldn't make that transformation anymore due to his full potential having been unlocked by Elder Kai.
"It's like Majin Buu, but less resilient to attacks. Supreme Kai says that the only thing that'll stop it is the Spirit Bomb, so as soon as we get there I'll need you to go in and help distract the thing to give me enough time to charge it." Goku said with a serious face as they blurred across the ocean. Gohan nodded as they came into sight of a giant green dragonoid fighting off Vegeta, Piccolo, and Trunks, and Goten.
"I guess that's it, huh?" Gohan said as they stopped a fair distance away. Goku nodded as he raised his arms to the sky and prepared for his ultimate attack. Gohan nodded himself as he powered up and flew toward the gigantic beast.
He punched the behemoth in it's as he rushed it at high speed. It fell onto it back as Trunks and Goten looked relieved to see him. Piccolo and Vegeta gave him a nod as they were more worried about the beast than the arrival of help.
"Alright, let's do this!" Gohan said as he went to max power and charged the beast as it got up.
The Naruto World:
Two warriors, no shinobi, no friends were ending their titanic battle with one another holding two of the most deadly of techniques in the world of Ninjutsu; the lightening cutter that was the Chidori and the infamous Jutsu of the Fourth Hokage that was the Rasengan. Such irony it was that their very friendship was the key source and reason to this very battle. Both of them flew towards the other across the waterfall at the Valley of the End.
"Sasuke!" The boy with bubbling demonic energy surrounding him in a fox-shaped cloak screamed.
"Naruto!" The other boy with grey skin and hand-like back protruding from his back screamed back.
The Marvel World:
"Give up Apocalypse; you and the League of Evil cannot win!" The commander of the combined Marvel forces, which was called Marvel, Captain America said as the dark beings of evil began to laugh loudly.
"We have the Atomic Destroyer which is just a match for your Nucleus Masher. Give up; you would not sacrifice your lives simply to stop us!" Apocalypse shouted back at the man.
"You're wrong, each of here from Iron Man to the Hulk are willing to sacrifice ourselves if it means the death of you vile monsters that would destroy any and all things!" Captain America said as Apocalypse smirked, thinking the man was bluffing.
"Well then, let's test that." The ancient evil said as he snapped his fingers. The Atomic Destroyer, the most powerful weapon of evil charged up as Captain America had Marvel charge up their Nuclear Masher, a super weapon that could match the power of the Atomic Masher. Captain America only thanked God they were on a uninhabited version of Earth, because the force of these to weapons was going to destroy this planet and make a black hole in the universe.
"God help us all…" Professor Xavier said as Magneto laid a hand on the shoulder of his old friend. They were both glad that they had become friends again before their untimely end at the hands of this ultimate showdown between good and evil.
The two weapons charged, and so did the forces of the two conflicting sides as they fought to determine the fate of their universe.
In South Park:
The peaceful… well okay, momentarily peaceful town of South Park was alive with festivities as the Fair was in town. It was a great event which only happened a few times out the year, and this year the children of South Park were able to attend the all-week fair that had come into town.
A small boy, of about 9 years-old, was seen running through the carnival and people filled street. He had an orange jacket, green pants, and a green ushanka hat. His green eyes brightened with excitement. As he ran you could see the curly red hair beneath the hat as it bobbed up and down on his head.
It took him the whole street to get to his best friend's house. Not that he cared since it was his super best friend anyway. He was out of breath as he walked up to the door, but that didn't stop him from knocking excitedly one bit.
The door was opened by the mother of his best friend and she smiled upon seeing it was him and not some moron trying to get them to buy another time-share.
"Hello Kyle, Stan's up in his room right now getting ready. Why don't you go help him?" Sharon, Stan's mother told him as he happily nodded and ran past her, still breathing heavily from his run. Sharon only shook her head with a smile at how close the two were.
Kyle ran up the stairs and to the only room that had the name of his best friend, and a keep out sign. He wondered if he should knock first, but then he remembered just how close they were.
"Dude, coming in!" Kyle yelled as he opened the door. His best friend Stan didn't seem at the least surprised as he was still flinging things from his closet to all over his room.
"Where the hell is it? Fuck!" the boy waist deep in the closet exclaimed as he threw things from the closet in search of something.
"Stanley Marsh you watch your language!" His mother scolded from downstairs as he yelled back a half-hearted apology.
He finally took himself from the closet so he could greet Kyle. Stan wore a brown jacket with a red collar, a blue hat with a red puffball and rim, and blue jeans. Kyle could clearly see his black hair as his hat is partially loosened off. Stan also has blue eyes, and Kyle knew that Stan was a bit taller than him, though that wasn't hard considering he was the smallest of his friends even though he was the second oldest.
Stan went over to Kyle and hugged the boy happily. Kyle wasn't sure what the hug was for, but that didn't stop him from hugging his super best friend back.
Stan stepped back and was smiling extra warmly. Kyle could feel his cheeks heating up from that perfectly white smile Stan had. Kyle shook his head as he gave Stan a weird look.
"Dude, what's wrong with you? You sick or something?" Kyle asked as Stan chuckled and continued to smile.
"Noooo…" Stan said sweetly as he stepped closer to Kyle.
"Then what is it? You're kind of creeping me out with all the smiling." Kyle said as he stepped back.
"Did I ever tell you how great a friend you are?" Stan asked as he stepped closer to Kyle. Kyle stepped back again out of reflex.
"No…" Kyle steps back and Stan steps closer.
"Well you are. Did I ever tell you that I'd do anything for you?" Stan says as he gets a step closer, but Kyle retreats a step.
"No, but that's great. You know I'd do anything for you too, dude." Kyle said as Stan stepped closer, but Kyle found he was against a wall. Stan placed his hand on Kyle's chest as Kyle's face was tinted pink.
"That's exactly what I was hoping to hear. You see, I've got this thing I need you to do for me. It's nothing bad, because we both need and want it done. So relax and just do it for me, okay?" Stan said as his face grew closer and his voice lower until he was whispering in Kyle's ear.
"W-what… i-is… i-it…?" Kyle gasped out nervously as Stan drew his face back and smirked at Kyle.
"It's… my… homework!" Stan said as he gestured to the stack of papers on his bed. Kyle apparently was lost or didn't hear because he squeaked out.
"Stan, we're too young for sex!" Kyle said quickly as he had his eyes shut tight. Stan gave him a confused look with a raised brow. Kyle finally opened his eyes and looked over to where Stan was gesturing. He saw the stack of papers, and slid down the wall as he had made a complete fool of himself. Stan could practically see the gloom clouds over his friend's head.
"Okay… we can have sex when we're older or whatever, but now stop moping and help me with these goddamn fractions!" Stan said as Kyle got up and nodded.
"Sure dude, but what were you looking for?" Kyle said as he took the stack of papers to Stan's desk and began doing them.
"I was trying to remember where my secret stash of fireworks was." Stan said, sounding a bit angry that he didn't find it.
"It's under the loose board, under your bed, dude." Kyle said as he was burning through Stan's homework, mostly because math came easily to him.
"Dude, I'd marry you if we didn't have to invite Cartman to the wedding." Stan said with a smile as Kyle blushed a bit, but chuckled at the joke.
"Who says Cartman would be invited to the wedding anyway?" Kyle asked with mirth, not stopping his work, as Stan moved his bed and found the loose floor board.
"Well if we didn't he'd probably ruin it. Besides, I think he'd make a great flower-girl, don't you?" Stan asked as Kyle was cracking up at the thought.
"Naw, he'd be too fat to be a flower-girl. Why not make him your best-man then?" Kyle asked as Stan got a huge box of fireworks and then looked at Kyle like Kyle just told him his dog Sparky died.
"No way, dude! Kenny's my best-man in our wedding! Make Cartman your Maid-of-Honor or something!" Stan exclaimed in horror as Kyle stopped working to give him a raised brow.
"I'm done your homework. Though I have a question; whose side would he sit on if he wasn't in the wedding?" Kyle asked as Stan smirked.
"He's a fat-ass; he can be on both our sides. Though, what religion would we get married under; Catholic or Jewish?" Stan said with mirth, but then struck a thinking pose.
"Mine, because my mom would kill me if I was gay and abandoned my beliefs!" Kyle said with a horrified look at the mere thought of his mom's rage at giving up being Jewish.
"Your mom's not that bad… Besides, she's cool with gay people." Stan said with a shrug as Kyle gave him a raised brow.
"Stan… would you really marry me?" Kyle asked as Stan looked confused but then smiled at him.
"Of course, dude! The only other person I might marry is Wendy, and she's kind of a bitch." Stan said as Kyle gave him a look.
"Isn't she your girlfriend, dude?" Kyle asked as Stan thought about it and smacked his forehead.
"Yeah…" he said back lowly as Kyle chuckled at him and got up from the desk.
"Well you can marry me anytime you want, just be sure to dump her first." Kyle said as he walked over to Stan, with the blue-eyed boy smiling.
"Sure thing, dude! You've always been there for me, and she dumps me like every week or so. I love you, dude." Stan said as he hugged Kyle. Kyle blushed and gently hugged Stan back. But all the while his mind was trying to figure out if this whole conversation was serious or a joke.
"Yeah… I love you too, dude…" Kyle whispered loud enough so Stan could hear him. Stan broke the hug and grabbed Kyle's hand. He picked up the box with his other hand as they began to leave the room.
"Right, now let's get these fireworks to City Hall for the display tonight! It is the last day of the carnival after all!" Stan excitedly as he and Kyle ran from his room, his house, and for Kyle; from his thoughts…
The Parallel World:
A figure was seen jumping from tree to tree in a forest. The only problem was that it was going toward the explosions and the eye of the crimson storm that was pretty ominous.
The figure was a female. She looked to around 15 years-old as her small frame body with a light caramel complexion made a long jump through the forest. She had black onyx eyes that were filled with determination. She had long, yet short cut red hair which, if you could get a good look at her roots, you could tell is not her natural hair color, but instead black was. She had her hair tied in such a fashion as to form a ball on top of her head, using what appear to be two steel knitting-needles, while two large locks with darkened tips frame the remainder of her face. She wore an outfit which consisted of; a short black tank-top, and short-cut black pants that barely reached her ankles, and a pouch of some kind on the back of her waist. She also wore shinobi-sandals and a black head that was tied around her forehead.
The earth shook and the branch she was jumping to fell. She cursed lowly as she reached into her pouch and produced a large hook tied to some ninja-wire. She was falling fast so she hastily threw the hook and got it stuck on the top branch of a tree ten meters in front of her. She gave a Tarzan yell as she swung on the wire like Tarzan on a vine. As she reached a new branch she gave the wire a sharp tug and it receded back to her as it was attached to an automatic mechanism.
"I just love doing that!" She exclaimed through the empty forest as she continued her way toward the danger she should have been running from.
"There's some light up ahead, that means I'm close." She said out-loud as she saw light through the canopy of the forest. She narrowed her eyes as she reached into her pouch once again, but this time producing a kunai with a seal matrix on it.
"This time you and your little magic buddies aren't getting away, Tousen." She said heatedly as she said the name with venom.
It wasn't that she didn't like the guy; in fact he was pretty cool, but she was raised a ninja and he was a sorcerer. Their sides had been fighting for centuries in the shadows of night and the brightest of days. And now since the Oni had taken over Tousen's apprentice, the Head Ninja had told her to take them both out, since Traban Tousen wasn't one to hurt her. He and her had met on numerous occasions and even teamed up time from time.
It was then she started thinking of something else to keep her from backing-out on her mission. She thought of her older brother; the one she only knew from pictures of his five year-old self. Her parents and he were separated and he was never found. Her parents always spoke so great of him since even for his young age he was extremely smart.
She suffered from constant depression due to his absence and, as she got older her gift manifested; the ability to see future probabilities and interpret them to best select or manipulate what was likely to happen. The guilt of being unable to see what had happened to him caused her to waken her ability before it was time. For a time she was taken in by Destiny, a psychic ninja. She was then trained in the ninja arts until, at the age of 13, she was pronounced ready to return to her home and parents; though she still swore to be on-call whenever a mission was ready for her.
"I promise I'll find out what happened to you brother, or my name isn't Ali Katz!" the teenage ninja girl, Ali Katz, proclaimed as she burst through the forest and into the rather large crater of a clearing that was the battlefield between Tousen and his apprentice Keigo.
Traban whipped his head directly towards her as he had sensed her coming. Keigo, or Dark Keigo as he was, didn't even bat an eyelash at her appearance. The ninjas of this world weren't nearly as powerful as they, the sorcerers, were.
"What the hell are you doing here, girl?" Traban asked hysterically as he continued to match power beam with Keigo.
"I'm here to stop you sorcerers from destroying the world! This was the Order's plan all along, wasn't it? To fake a treaty with the ninjas and then wipe out the world with your magic! Then you could save yourselves and create a new world for only you, just as my master predicted!" Ali yelled at him as he wanted to roll his eyes.
"Ali, what part of that even makes sense? How the hell are we going to survive mass genocide by the ultimate evil that will stop at nothing to wipe everything out of existence? Go back to that Head Ninja Kurenai and tell that old bat that she needs to retire! Now get out of here, while I try to save the world!" Traban said as he finally over-powered Dark Keigo.
Keigo laughed as he was sent flipping through the air. He caught his balance and sailed back over to his spot as he looked down at Ali, who was still at the edge of the forest.
"Oh no Ms. Katz, please stay for the genocide of all of creation. I'm sure you'd just love to be the second in the long list of beings crushed under my power!" Dark Keigo said as he threw a wave of dark crimson energy at her.
Her eyes widen as she saw it coming and threw her kunai at Traban, who caught it. Right before the energy hit her there was a flash of green light. Dark Keigo laughed loudly as he watched the explosion.
"Well I guess she was first and not second!" Dark Keigo said wickedly, but his crimson eyes widened as he turned back to Traban, who had Ali in his arms.
"Whoa, that was way too close!" Ali said as Traban gave her a disapproving look, yet Dark Keigo glared heatedly at her. Traban finally sighed and flew down to the ground, dropping her unceremoniously from his arms. She landed roughly on her behind and glared up at him as she got up, rubbing her sore area.
"You moron, you aren't supposed to drop ladies!" Ali yelled as he gave her an uncaring look.
"Maybe if you had done what I said it wouldn't matter! But… since I know you're too stubborn to leave; stay… here and I'll handle this." Traban said as he created a protective bubble around her. She walked up to it and found that she was trapped inside; meaning she couldn't help.
"Let me out, you blockhead! I wanna save the world too! Tousen!" She yelled as she pounded her fist on the bubble while Traban flew up to the sky, ignoring her.
He glared up at Dark Keigo as he rose to get eye-level with the evil teen. The real Keigo had been destroyed as soon as this… monster took over.
"We'll end this now. Our strongest technique, whoever's alive afterward will determine the fate of this universe." Traban said, his face stone serious as Dark Keigo grinned.
"The ultimate beings of Sorcery; facing off on such a scale. And went I emerge victorious no one will be able to stop me! Now… hit me with your best shot!" Dark Keigo said as he gathered all his energy and focused it while he formed a triangle with his hands. His hands and body began to glow a dark blood crimson as he laughed manically
"I intent to" Traban said back as he gathered and focused all his energy while he formed a gun with his hands. His hands and body began to glow a ghostly pure cerulean blue as his eyes hardened with determination.
Ali watched as the very energies around them began to be sucked into the tow, and the world started to be divided by the two colors.
"Dear God…" She let slip past her lips as she watched the two. Her powers couldn't even predict the outcome of the battle before her.
The Harry Potter World:
Harry and Sirius watched as Dumbledore and Voldemort went at it evenly. Dumbledore did not seem to tire as Voldemort was looking furious.
"This can't be! You old decrepit man! You should have been dead at my feet from the start!" Voldemort howled out in fury that the old man was keeping up with him and matching him; spell for curse.
"It isn't the age of the dog, but the fight in his heart that keeps him going." Dumbledore said simply as Voldemort narrowed his already snake-slit eyes at the old man.
"Well then, let us end this with greater magic, Old Man." Voldemort said as his wand began to glow green and sparks begin to shoot off. Dumbledore's eyes widened a bit as he raised his own wand to Voldemort with it having the same effect, but glowing red instead.
"What are they doing?" Harry asked as he couldn't tell what spells they were using.
"They're using old magic, Harry. They're charging the power behind their spells and are going to unleash the full-force at each out." Sirius said as he remembered the lessons they had on that kind of magic.
It was then that the Aurors began appearing with Fudge and his Ministers. They immediately hid near Harry and Sirius as they saw the power the two great wizards were about to unleash.
"He's back!" Fudge said in fear.
"Let us end this!" Voldemort said as Dumbledore nodded.
"Indeed." The oldest wizard said simply.
They prepared to fire at one another.
The Dragonball Z World:
"It's almost ready; I have the energies of almost everyone of the universe!" Goku shouted as Gohan and Vegeta tag-teamed the beast while Piccolo and the kids were knocked-out.
"Well finish the damn thing already, Kakarot!" Vegeta yelled, but then was slapped from behind by the creature's tail. Gohan used the Kamehameha to destroy the tail. The beast howled out in pain as it thrashed about.
"Hurry, Dad!" Gohan said as he knocked the behemoth on its back once more. The beast wasn't giving up as it formed a powerful blast inside its mouth.
"Right!" Goku replied as he focused on the energies of the Spirit Bomb. It was complete!
The Naruto World:
"Naruto, I'll admit you're special, but… I'm more special than you!" Sasuke said as he transformed back into his Curse Mark Stage 2 form. Naruto said nothing as he got back up, One-Tail Form already coming back.
"Let's end this, Naruto!" Sasuke shouted as he formed a Chidori, but this one was black, evil, and corrupted.
"Sasuke!" Naruto exclaimed as he formed a Rasengan, but this one being vermillion and corrupted with the Fox's charka.
They watched each other, from opposite sides of the waterfall like their first clash. Sasuke spread his wings as Naruto got ready to leap. This would finish it.
They leapt at each other; ready for the outcome no matter what.
The Marvel World:
"The weapon is ready to fire!" Sinister shouted as Apocalypse backhanded Iron Man away.
"The weapon is a go!" War Machine shouted as Captain America took out Modoc.
"Fire!" The two leaders of opposing sides shouted as the weapons came to life and their cannon ports began to glow.
The Parallel World:
"This shall herald your end! Master Genkai, please forgive me!" Traban said as he was ready to fire his ultimate attack.
"You'll go out with a bang and a whimper!" Dark Keigo said as he was ready to fire his ultimate attack.
"Dark Tri-Force Cannon!" Dark Keigo exclaimed as a torrent of dark and powerful energy erupted form the spaced triangle of his hands.
"Ultra Spirit Gun!" Traban shouted as a powerful beam of energy came forth from the tips of his fingers like a mega-cannon bullet from a gun.
As the two attacks collided, everything was engulfed in the light and darkness of them and their collision.
Ali couldn't look away from the light as she found herself trapped under its power.
The Harry Potter World:
"King's Death Curse!" Voldemort exclaimed as his curse fired off with a powerful beam of acid green magic.
"Divine Intervention!" Dumbledore shouted as his spell was let loose with a powerful beam of crimson red magic.
The two spells collided, engulfing the world around them into a bright light. The on-lookers tried to look away from the light, but they found themselves caught in its power.
The Dragonball Z World:
"The Spirit Bomb is complete! Take this! Super Spirit Bomb!" Goku shouted as he hurled the bomb of energy at the beast.
"Argo!" The beast screeched back as it fired its energy blast at the Spirit Bomb. Goku and the others looked stunned as the beast was actually matching the Spirit Bomb. Just then the two attacks began to give off a bright light that no one could look away from.
"Well that can't be good…" Goku said as he blinked while he and the others were engulfed in the light.
The Naruto World:
"Naruto!" Sasuke yelled as he and Naruto clashed attacks.
"Sasuke!" Naruto roared as they clashed; Ominous Chidori vs. Vermillion Rasengan.
Right then, as the two attacks grinded against one another, the world around the two friends turned enemies began to be engulfed in a bright light in which neither could look away from.
The Marvel World:
The two weapons fired, clashing with one another. And while hero and villain were caught in their clash, they began to give off a bright light in which started to engulf the world around it. No one, not good or evil, could tear their gaze from the light that was swallowing them.
In South Park:
Night had finally arrived and the fireworks display was almost ready. The carnival's owner said that with the box that Stan had given them it would be the best display ever. That had made Stan and his town proud, and Stan wouldn't stop thanking Kyle for remembering where he had kept them.
Right now Stan and Kyle were sitting on the top steps of City Hall, waiting for the fireworks display to start.
"Thanks again, dude. I don't know what I'd do without you!" Stan said as Kyle sighed, but chuckled all the same.
"You'd lose your head if I wasn't there to remind you that it was attached to your neck." Kyle said as San chuckled sheepishly. Cartman groaned as he and Kenny was eating chicken.
"Can you two fags please get a room? Some of are trying to eat, not hear you two flirting and shit." Cartman said as they paid him no attention. Stan's eyes then widened as he remembered something.
"Hey, Cartman; if Kyle and I got married, would you be in our wedding, and if so; as what?" Stan asked as his three friends choked, with Kyle's face going completely red.
"What the hell is wrong with you, fag?" Cartman asked as he was sure Stan couldn't be serious. Sure he ripped on them for being fags, but they couldn't have gotten together with Stan still being with his Wendy. Wait, he didn't love that hippie bitch!
"Dude, just answer the question." Stan said as he gave Cartman a hard look. He wasn't going to marry Kyle now, but who better to marry than your super best friend? His mom told him that she married her best friend, and that was his dad. Besides, he was sure him and Wendy would just get a divorce and she'd leave him for Token… again.
"Fine! I'd be the Best-Man." Cartman said as he wouldn't except anything less.
"No dude, pick something else, because I already promised Kenny could be the best man in my wedding." Stan said as Kenny cheered and Cartman groaned with a glare at Stan.
"Then I'm the Best-Man for Kyle! I don't give a crap about his Jew-ass, but I'm gonna be a Best-Man and I am not being out done by Kenny!" Cartman said with conviction as he and Kyle glared at each other.
"No you can't, lard-ass!" Kyle said as Cartman and he continued to glare at each other.
"Yeah, besides, Kyle's gonna be the bride, so that mean you and him are gonna have to wear dresses!" Stan proclaimed as Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny snapped their attention to Stan; with Kyle now glaring at Stan.
"And who said I'd be wearing a dress? Why can't you wear one instead?" Kyle asked as Stan shrugged nonchalantly.
"Because dude, I'm the dude in the wedding and you're the chick. That's just the way it is." Stan said as Kyle glared harder at him, but he wasn't affected in the least bit.
"To hell I am!" Kyle said as he pounced on Stan and the two began to wrestle on the steps of City Hall. Cartman and Kenny only watched and ate as the two rolled all over each other. Stan had finally pinned Kyle by his wrists, and used his weight to keep Kyle from using his legs. Thank God he was the jock and not the brains.
"Now you see why I'm the husband, hmm sweetie?" Stan said with mirth as Kyle struggled to no avail.
"Get off me, Stan!" Kyle yelled as Stan shook his head.
"Not until you say you're the wife and you'll wear the dress." Stan said as Kyle stopped struggling and the two stared into each other's eyes. Kyle could see Stan was serious about all of it; including the part about him not getting his heavy jock-ass off of him until he said it. Kyle yelled out in frustration and then sighed as he knew he had lost. Just great… he became Bottom Boy before their first anything…
"Fine, I'll be the damn chick! I'll wear the damn dress, and I'll be your damn wife! Now get your fat-ass off of me!" Kyle yelled as he could feel his legs anymore.
"That's a promise! Love you, babe!" Stan said as he gave Kyle a quick peck and got off. Kyle's face turned into a tomato as he got up from the stone steps. Man did his ass hurt from landing on those and the having Stan's weight on him!
They climbed back up the steps to their friends as Cartman was snickering at Kyle and Kenny started giving Stan sexually advice.
It was then that the sky flashed several times and shooting stars streaked across the sky. Stan happily pointed to them as he grabbed Kyle from his fight with Cartman.
"Look, dudes! Shooting stars!" Stan said as his friends looked and saw the five shooting stars go across the sky.
"We have to make wishes! That's what my mom said!" Cartman said as they all closed their eyes and whispered their wishes.
"I wish that something new and exciting happened! I wish that I didn't have to go to the same boring old school every day! I wish my destiny was something greater! I wish that Stan, my friends, and I could have a wonderful adventure!" Kyle exclaimed to the stars as the other boys gave him looks ranging from confusion to happiness.
"What the fuck are you doing, Jew? You're supposed to keep them to yourself, or else they don't come true." Cartman said as Stan elbowed him.
"Don't worry Kyle, they'll come true… I just know it." Stan said with conviction as Kyle hugged him. While Kyle was hugging him, he made his last wish, but this time to himself.
"I wish that Stan and I, that all of us, can be happy forever… Oh, and that Cartman dies horribly. Please let me have that last one at least! I deserve it!" Kyle thought as he snickered into Stan's neck.
"Kyle, are you okay?" Stan asked as he held Kyle at arm's length to look him in the eyes.
"I'm just fine…" Kyle said happily as Stan shrugged.
It was then the fireworks display started. The beautiful colors and designs streaked the sky as the stars had gone across. Stan and his friends watched them with great happiness and joy.
The stars:
They streaked across the sky at high-speed. If someone could get a really good look they'd see those weren't stars at all. One was a male clutching a female in his arms as they descended. Another was two unconscious boys in shredded clothing that fell in perfect harmony in the same light. Another was a grown teenage boy who wore orange fighter clothes. Another one was about six people who all wore robes and cloaks. The last was two men; one in a wheelchair and another in a costume.
These five 'stars' crash landed in Colorado, and the very world around them began to morph and change. While Stan, his three friends, and the other kids of South Park noticed it, none of the adults did.
And so that is how it all started. That was the beginning of the entire thing. It was the beginning of South Side Academy and The Multi-Earth.
I know that this seems to be a little... weird, but please stick with it. Trust me when I say I'll make it interesting. Okay then, that's it for Chapter 1 and now to begin work on Chapter 2.
So... Until Next Time, See Ya!
-T.K
P.S: Don't forget to check out my other stories! Okay? Bye!