"THAT'S IT!" Alice screamed at the top of her lungs. "We are leaving!" Her small form was shaking in anger. Esme looked up, alarmed.

"What happened, dear?" She asked, gently hugging her.

"BELLA HAPPENED! I bought her the best dress ever! And then she just threw it on the floor and walked off. She went and cried to Edward, and he came and YELLED AT ME for dressing her up! Well, she can forget it. I made her wedding, I bought her clothes, and I was her friend. I got her and Edward together, for crying out loud! So now, they can forget it! I am never going to talk to her or Edward ever again. He better stay away, or I'll rip his ugly face off!" She finished, eyes filled with dry tears. "I SWEAR IT!"

Rosalie then came storming in. "Bella is so annoying! I was raped, and she just goes 'Yeah, uh huh, I see your point, but I don't care.' SHE DOESN'T SEE MY POINT AT ALL! She is a whiney brat that I hate! I'll kill her!"

Esme pulled her sweetly into the hug too. "Calm down, kids. I know she can be…frustrating, but she's still your sister."

"She never was my sister," Rosalie began. "And never will be!" Alice finished. "You know, Mom, she never eats the food you prepare laboriously. She goes home and eats, then comes back, because she doesn't like your food. She thinks vampires can't cook like humans can." Alice said darkly. "She is just a brat."

Esme sighed. "Well, she never does eat my food…" Then Emmett came growling into the kitchen as Esme threw away what she making.

"I hate Smella Swan." He said flatly. "She said I should be, quote, 'Kinder to the human who is clumsy, instead of being so rude'. I was her brother, so I teased her! But not anymore." Rosalie hugged her husband.

Esme sighed. "Is this a Bella bashing contest?" Then she added with a twinkle in her eye, "Oops, I mean Smella bashing contest."

Alice grinned and gave her a high five. "Now we're talking!" And the almost last needed Cullen came snarling in.

"EDWARD YELLED AT ME FOR HER BIRTHDAY, WHICH WAS FOREVER AGO!" Jasper snarled loudly. "I should've killed her when I could've!"

Rosalie added, "I should pulled back Edward and ripped his head off so you could kill Smella." Everyone nodded, though Esme still hated being rude to her first child.

Carlisle came stalking in. Esme stopped him, "What has Smella done now?" She asked.

Carlisle raised an eyebrow. She shrugged. "She came in screeching her hand was broke, and it wasn't at all. Then Edward yelled, saying it was. I had security take him out. Our child is a monster."

Esme sighed, nodding. "I know. Alice came in ranting, and everyone else did too."

Alice chirped. "I have a plan!" Everyone turned to her. "We are going to…VEGAS! And they aren't coming." She looked smug.

Emmett picked her up and swirled her all round. "VEGAS, BABY!" He whooped. At that moment, Smella came trotting in.

"What about Vegas?" She asked.

Rosalie replied. "Emmett is going to take me there for our next wedding." She said it coldly.

"You know, Eddie said he'd take me there, because he loves me." She bragged.

Rosalie also bragged. "Emmett and I love it there, with the bright lights and strippers walking the streets, wearing almost nothing at all. Edward will just LOVE it!" She replied smugly.

Bella looked crestfallen. "Uh… We won't go there." Quietly she walked off.

Alice snorted. "She's going to tattle to Edward." She rolled her eyes.

"FORGET THEM!" Emmett boomed. Rosalie slapped him hard over the head.

Jasper hissed, "Quiet! They'll hear us!" Emmett nodded.

"Forget them!" He whisper-yelled. "We're going to Vegas!" Everyone cheered happily and bolted for Vegas…without Smella and Smellward.