Potions Surprise!
Author: xhanachanx
Disclaimer: yes people I am the o'mighty JK Rowling!!!! I am revealing the 7th book!
For all those crazy people who believed that...you need some serious help. (no I don't own hp....I wish I did)
Summary: Snape has an evil plan for potions class! What will happen? Read to find out!
(CHAPTER ONE: In the night)
It was a very dark stormy night at Hogwarts. Every wizard and witch was sound asleep except one man, Severus Snape. Snape was patrolling the great halls of Hogwarts Wizarding School. His dim light from his wand was just buzzing. It was so quiet, he could hear his own foot steps. He was thinking in his head of what he should do for his next potion class with Slytherin and Gryffindor. What the bloody hell should I do with those twerps?! I know Slytherin is my house...but these twerps! They are so whiny, especially Pansy always prancing around Malfoy, and all that blubber! (Yuck) when she's prancing around it goes up and down up and down. Everytime I see and remember that I feel like I am going to throw up! Well forget that disturbing thought lets think about my evil plan. Something very evil wh-.' Neville sleep walking cut off Snape. 'Damn idiot!' thought Snape. There he went and slowly pushed Neville to the Gryffindor entrance. Snape really hated this part, where he had to wake up Fat Lady. 'Open up fat lady' he said with his low voice, but still she was off in La-La land. He kept on trying with his voice getting louder and louder. Finally he yelled 'OPEN UP BITCH!' Fat lady had woken up without saying anything she looked at Neville and rolled her eyes and opened up. ' Damn kid' she thought. Right when Snape slowly waddled in with snoring Neville he stopped. He looked around and saw how neat the Gryffindor common room was. 'Wow, all my life I only saw a green carpet, but Th-' Snape snapped out of his thoughts again. When he looked down he was mortified! There Neville was just snoring away and pissing on his shoe! Snape quickly got his wand and got a new shoe. He pushed Neville into an empty bed. Snape looked around and slyly grinned and thought 'I'll have my revenge on you twerps tomorrow' Snape walked out of the common room and slowly walked the great halls of Hogwarts dazed in his thoughts. 'what should I do? I could make them dance around and act l0ike stupid fools at Hogsmead...but no...that would just be stupid. MERLIN! I am getting a very bad headache! I need something for tomorrow though.' Finally he saw a plain picture. He looked at it and for the first time of his life had a grin on his face. Not just a normal grin but a HUMONGUS grin that no one could imagine him doing that. Than he whispered 'This is it!'
A/N Well that was it so far! I know it isn't that great but it is my first story! So please tell me what you think of it and please cries don't flame me! If I spell anything wrong I'm sorry I'm trying my best! Please Write Reviews!! Thanks!