So ya basically this is an AU Naruto fic I decided to start sorry if I didn't get a whole lot of detail in the first part of the fic with the crime scene it was my first time doing something like that so I might go back and work with it more when I get more ideas about how to handle a crime scene scenario and sorry if certain things don't seem very logical like Tsunade and Jiraiya changing their last names
Chapter 1 The Beginning Part 1
(Konoha, Japan – Apartment Complex – Crime Scene Friday 12:00am)
Police officers placed yellow caution tape in front of the door of an apartment door that was found busted open while reporters where flashing their cameras and detectives were inside.
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"Alright what do we got going on here?" asked Detective Inoichi Yamanaka walking up to the two dead bodies on the floor while his partner Shikaku Naru inspected the bodies, one was a man with spiky blonde hair wearing a sweatshirt and jeans while the other was a woman with long red hair wearing a slightly tattered and torn house makers garb.
"It looks like your standard breaking and entering, the perp tried to ransack the place, ended up waking up the happy couple here, the husband put up quite the struggle but he was knocked out and shot in the back of his head" said Shikaku.
"What about the red head?" asked Inoichi.
"Hers is a bit more of an unfortunate tale, it seems the jackass decided to have a little fun with her before killing her, the medical examiner found traces of seminal fluid in her vaginal region and on the couch" explained Shikaku.
"Son of a bitch must've really taken a liking to her, do we have IDs?" asked Inoichi.
"Ya, Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki but there's one other tragic twist to this tale Inoichi" said Shikaku covering up the bodies.
"What kind of twist?" asked Inoichi.
"Follow me" said Shikaku leading his partner down the hall to the nursery where they heard an infant's cry.
"Are you kidding me? So the happy couple had a baby boy too" said Inoichi squeezing the bridge of his nose.
"According to medical records the kid's name is Naruto Uzumaki, born only two months ago" said Shikaku.
"Did they ever name any godparents for the kid?" asked Inoichi.
"Jiraiya and Tsunade Senju, Jairaiya's a local writer and Tsunade is the head doctor at Konoha General" said Shikaku.
"Get in contact with them" said Inoichi as if on cue some screams of desperation could be heard outside causing Shikaku and Inoichi to rush over.
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"Hey lady you can't just barge through here, this area is off limits until the investigation is over" said the two police officers.
"And I told you to let me through I need to se if Naruto is okay!" shouted Tsunade pushing them up against the doorframe.
"If you don't knock it off we'll arrest you" said the officers.
"No it's okay let her in" said Sikaku.
"If you say so" said the officers stepping aside.
"Thank you detectives" said Tsunade in a calmer tone as she walked in looking at the dead bodies of her dearest friends with a solemn look.
"Do you think we could ask you a few questions?" asked Shikaku.
"I'll answer any questions you want but first where is Naruto?" asked Tsunade.
"He's in the nursery down the hall" said Inoichi.
"At least he's safe so what did you want to ask me?" said Tsunade.
"When was the last time you saw them?" asked Shikaku.
"Myself it was two months ago when Naruto was born after that I'd usually just drop by with Jiraiya.
"What is your connection to the victims outside of your obvious friendship?" asked Inoichi.
"Before Jiraiya got into writing he was Minato's old high school literature teacher
"Okay thank you, you can go now" said Inoichi as a medical examiner handed Naruto over to Tsunade.
"Thank you" said Tsunade leaving.
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"Tsunade!" shouted Jiraiya running up to his wife as she exited the building.
"So it is true" said Jiraiya looking at the infant Naruto.
"Ya their Dead, we're all he's got now" said Tsunade looking down at the babbling baby boy.
"You hear that little guy it looks like I'm gonna be your new daddy, don't worry I'll teach you everything you need to know to succeed in life that your mommy can't teach you" said Jiraiya smiling.
"If you think I'm letting you teach him about girls and the birds and the bees your dead wrong" said Tsunade walking down the road to her car.
"I got a feeling this is gonna be the beginning of something wonderful" thought Jiraiya.
Chapter 2 The Beginning Part 2
Three Weeks passed following the events at the apartment, The perpetrator was still on the loose but the new family had been enjoying themselves and with a baby son added into the picture Tsunade realized she needed to make a change so she quit her demanding job at the hospital and started up a smaller clinic with her friend and closest confidant Shizune. Tsunade and Jiraiya also decided to change their last names to Uzumaki in honor of their dearest friends.
(Uzumaki Residence 12:00pm)
Jiraiya was sitting on the table typing away at his laptop while hearing a baby-giggling coming from down the hall, which caused a tiny smile to creep up on his face before returning to writing.
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"Hehehehehe" laughed a baby Naruto as Tsunade untapped his diaper and began wiping his bottom.
"Hold still giggle butt" said Tsunade with a smile as she threw out the wipe and started sprinkling powder on him.
"Ma-ma" said Naruto suddenly causing Tsunade to freeze.
"T-That's right sweety I'm your mommy" said Tsunade in a nervous tone as she grabbed the new diaper and taped in up around his baby belly.
"And because I'm your mommy I get special privileges like this" said Tsunade as she leaned over and pretended to eat at his tummy, working all the way down to his toes causing him to laugh even more.
"Alright time to put you down for a nap you little firecracker" said Tsunade picking up Naruto, putting him in his crib and turned to leave but stopped at the doorframe for a couple seconds before turning off the light and leaving the nursery.
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"Sounds like you two had fun in there, huh" joked Jiraiya while Tsunade just ignored his comment and went to the fridge.
"Do we got any sake?" asked Tsunade rummaging through the fridge.
"Okay what happened?" asked Jiraiya closing his laptop.
"Nothing" said Tsunade in rebuttal.
"Tsunade I know you and you only drink when something's bothering you so spill" said Jiraiya.
"He called me ma-ma" said Tsunade slumping down at the table beside Jiraiya.
"I'm sorry that's bad how?" asked Jiraiya with a quizzical look.
"We're not his "real parents" and one day we may have to tell him the truth and I don't think I could handle that" said Tsunade.
"We'll deal with it when the time comes but until that day he's our son and nothing's gonna change that" said Jiraiya.
"Ya your right" said Tsunade.
"Besides when he's older he'll most likely have other things on his mind" said Jiraiya.
"Dare I ask what?" asked Tsunade smirking.
"You know all the first in his life; first car, first girlfriend, first kiss, first time he has sex, first time he copes a feel" said Jiraiya starting off serious then slowly started sounding pervy.
"Okay stop right now before I feel the urge to punch you" said Tsunade.
"I'm serious he'll be fine" said Jiraya leaning in a kissing her.
"Jiraiya's right I have nothing to fear at least for right now I'm not looking forward to his raging hormonal teenage years though" thought Tsunade with a slight sweat drop.
TV - News Anchor: "In other news the police are still on the lookout for the perpetrator responsible for the shooting of Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze in a downtown apartment, Police detectives on the scene have just released new information on the suspect"
Detective Shikaku Nara: "The man we're looking for has spiky black hair, wears a black turtle neck and blue tattered carpenter jeans, at the time of the murder, suspects saw him wearing a spiral mask to conceal his face but it's likely that he's ditched it somewh…"
*Jiraiya turned off the television before the broadcast was finished*
"If that's all they have to go on with they'll never catch this guy" said Jiraiya.
"Shikaku's a smart man, he'll figure this out" said Tsunade.
"Lets hope so, I just want this bastard locked up" said Jiraiya.