CH.1 the legendary trainer (just to let you know this is a pokemon emerald storyline with a mix of original pokemon plus a OC) (also this is my first pokemon story so go easy on me!) (also i cant spell very well so dotn need any reviews on that)

Thats it grovyle now finish it off with a leaf blade, the grovyle jumped forward and hit the nosepass dead on,nosepass is unable to battle ash is the winner!.Yeah we did it ash said with pride admiring his new badge and tm,that was a great battle ash max and may said.thanks i...Is this the gym roxanne holds,yes are you a challenger? roxanne asked curiously, yes i am, a kid with brown hair emerald eyes a white hat(exactly like ash's only white) faded jean and a snow white shirt said while a rather fearsome looking sceptile nodded along with him.Okay then prepare for battle go geo...wait a minute the kid said lets have some fun roxanne release all of your pokemon and lets see how they fair with my old pal thorn here.The sceptile leaped infront of roxanne,um okay then geodude,geodude and nosepass come on out

What! he has a death wish ash,may and max said surprised,ok sceptile sunny day, the battle became sunny okay geodude rock smash, nosepass rock tomb,geodude tackle!.Thorn! solarbeam,leaf blade,double kick the kid said while pointing in different directions.Thorn the sceptile jumped away from the rocktomb and blasted a solar beam to a geodude twisted in midair and launched down with a leaf blade to the other geodude creating a cloud of dust then bolting from it in seconds and kicked the nosepass twice allowing it to fly across the gym randomly breaking things in its flight path until it finally left a 4 ft crater in the wall

No way...may and roxanne said simultainously,thorn then yawned and walked over to its trainer after a quick look at may and ash,well that was boring wasn't it thorn the sceptile agreed with a nod. Hey roxanne if you done gaping can i have my badge now?

(10 minutes later)

Hey whats your name kid? ash said,hm.. oh its kris and may i ask who this beutiful young lady is,may blushed and said told him her name after max introduced hismelf and teased her.Hey your really strong would you mind giving me a battle, ok.. i guess but you better warn your pokemon of any terrifying battles because you'll be in for plenty.No need ill beat you without a sweat! ash said confidently

Go on thorn,come on out grovyle,the battle contetsants: kris and ash, pokemon:sceptile and grovyle begin! max said with a wave of the flag grovyle use bullet seed!.Kris made no command but the sceptile acted has soon has the seeds came close,the sceptile punched the seeds so hard that it stopped and reversed so fast that it hit the grovyle and knocked it out. Return grovyle! you did great, man kris your strong may,ash and max praised. man how long have your been a pokemon trainer? ash said curiously, hm... only a couple of years and you know what the funny thing was?

What? they all said, i didn't go to a proffesor and i didn't even catch a pokemon,sceptile here just strolled into my village and just well befriended me and its sorta like your pikachu ash it wont go into a pokeball.And from where i come from im the pokemon master,WHAT? ash,may and max said simultainously.Before kris could say anything a delcatty released itself and rushed towards may rubbing itself against her purring loudly.Wow iv'e never seen delcatty take to someone like that most of the time it thinks its so royal that it thinks that some pokemon dont even deserve to battle it.Once again interupted an espeon released itself and looked closly at may with the ruby on its head glowing brightly apparently giving its owner a pychic image.

Kris suddenly blushed so many bright reds that he almost passed out and screamed JEESE ESPEON YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THAT FAR!.The espeon did something that could only be passed by has a chuckle and walked torwards may giving may a mental image and judging by the blushing and fainting the same one.Now a hilarious sight was being unfolded seeing kris trying to get the frisky espeon in the pokeball.

(after many humor filled moments)

s-sorry e-espeon (more pants) is a HUGE pervert,ash and max raised there eybrows giving him questioning looks,oh god i didn't just say that..

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well thats the first chapter please R&R

oh yes i forgot the disclaimer

i do not own pokemon!