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Interviewer: Hello! Today we're here today to interview some important people today to ask the question: Will the world end in 2012? First person we will ask is Gary Oak!

Gary: Hey!

Interviewer: So Gary, WILL the world end in 2012?Gary: No, it's not. Me and my fan girls will make the world not end, because were so cool like that. Plus, the world can't end…or can it? Okay, I know I'm a researcher, but I'm confusing myself! I'm supposed to be smart!

Interviewer: Alright thank you Gary! On to our next person…May! So, will the world end in 2012 May?

May: No, I believe that's just a bunch of junk the Mayans made up. I bet they were on drugs or something, or they were miserable. Maybe because there wasn't any contests back then. Yep, that's definitely the reason.

Interviewer: Thank you May! Now, here's Paul! Paul, will the--

Paul: YES. It will. It's going to end, you're all going to die, and I will laugh.

Interviewer: But-

Paul: And then I'm stomping over Ash's grave! But I'll mourn over Dawn's--WAIT, did I just say that?

Interviewer: Okay, thank you Paul! On to our next friend, Dawn! Will the world end in 2012?

Dawn: No need to worry! It won't! I just know it! Because you see, the world is too pretty and awesome to end. Plus, I don't want to die. So, no need to worry. The Mayans don't know what they're talking about. And did Paul really say that?

Interviewer: Thank you Dawn! Loving the positive attitude there. So, Ash is next! Do you think the world will end in 2012?

Ash: W-well, you see, I don't know, because there's that movie that came out, and then the Mayans said it would, and all those Ancient people are smart, but then I've got friends telling me that it's not going to end. So I don't know. Also, I kinda don't think it's going to end because then all the good food would be gone.

Interviewer: Haha, thanks Ash! Now let's talk to Misty! Will the world end in 2012?

Misty: It could, it could not. Depends. We'll have to see.

Interviewer: That's reasonable. Okay Drew! Will the world end in 2012?

Drew: No. Because then I couldn't give roses to May and flaunt my awesome hair.

May: What?

Interviewer: Okay! Ursula, will the world end in 2012?

Ursula: No, because then I wouldn't have a chance of beating Dawn in a contest.

Interviewer: Alright! Last one! Barry! Will the world end in 2012?

Barry: AHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAA--Oh, you were serious? Well, yeah, WAIT! Not in 2012! Now because I'm fining you 1,000,000,000 dollars, and by the time the countdown's up if you haven't given me the money, the world will end!

Interviewer: Security, this young man has gone insane. Well that's all the time we have for today! Tune in next time for Pokecast Characters Thoughts On If The World Will End.

Alex turns the TV off. "They're all wrong, and their theories are stupid." he said, as he got off the couch.

"I kinda liked Dawn's." Jordan said. "And we're watching it again when the new episode comes on."

"No, you'll be, I'll be doing something better, like, playing my bass."

"Pleaseeee? Nobody else is willing to watch this with me!" Jordan begged, tugging Alex's arm.

"Fine." He gave up.

"YAY!" Jordan cheered, already anxious for the new episode.

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If you review, please tell me which characters you'd like to see in the next one! I know I missed a few, that's why I'm writing another one. xD