Hey, this is EG! Yeah, I'm not dead. I just didn't have the inspiration to write for... Two months? No, four. Yeah... So, this is just a collection of random skits my friends and I put together. There will be a certain amount of yaoi, but not to the point where you can't stand it I think we've written two kiss scenes. They're short and comical. This first skit, I did actually write myself, but I do give some credit to my friends for the others. Anyway, I'm just going to post this in the original way I wrote it, because I'm too lazy to go back and edit it. I don't own Naruto, or any of the characters. Now, prepare to laugh....

*blackness*

*sounds of fighting*

Naruto:Oochimaru, dieeeee!!! *stabs Orochimaru*

Oro:Nooooooo!!!!! *dies*

Naruto:Haha! I finally got Sasuke back!!!

Sasuke:You idot, I was fixing to kill him anyway.

Naruto:Oh. Well, I did it first!!!! Ha!! Ow... * clutches at wound in chest*

Sasuke:Tch. You got hurt didn't you? Dobe.

Naruto:Well, at least I managed to keep one promise. You'd better go back to the village. Sakura's waiting for you.

Sasuke:Why would I care about her?

Naruto:...because she loves you.

Sasuke:Fine. Just die already.

Naruto:*makes many dying sound effects and dies after about a minute*

Sasuke:Idiot. * skips off to find tomatoes*

*three weeks later*

Naruto:Sasssukeeeee.... Sasssukeeee...*comes out of pile of leaves in zombie form**walks off toward Sasuke's house*

*at Sasuke's house*

Naruto:*bangs on door*Sasssukeeee... Sasssukeeee... Wake up....

Sasuke:*wakes up* Huh? Who is it...?

Naruto:It's me, Sasuke. Naruto. I have come back from the dead.

Sasuke:Why the hell would you do that?

Naruto:Because some stupid fan girls decided this would be funny, I mean because I never became hokage. I have to fullfill the prophecy.

Sasuke:What prophecy?

Naruto:Three, kin of your kin, shall- oh, wait, wrong series.

Sasuke:Seriously Naruto. What prophecy?

Naruto:Um... A golden haired ninja, known for his heritage, but scorned for his great sacrifce that e wasn't even aware of-

Sasuke:Ok, now you're just making stuff up.

Naruto:Ok, there is no prophecy. I need to find this book.

Sasuke:Why?

Naruto:To attone for my sins.

Sasuke:What sins? And how does finding a book attone for them?

Naruto:I killed Orochimaru. And I never read a book.

Sasuke:...

Naruto:What?

Sasuke:idiot. Which book?

Naruto:The Raven, by Edgar Allen Poe.

Sasuke:Naruto, that's a poem.

Naruto:*points at sky* Tell that to Mr. Ultamite Ninja in the sky then.

Sasuke:...point taken. I think I have a copy. Let me go look.

*in the Uchiha Library*

Naruto:Holy shit... Books everywhere... It's scary!

Sasuke:Tch. If you had read them, we wouldn't be doing this.

Naruto:Reading's just not my style.

Sasuke:You wouldn't know style if it hit you in the face.

Naruto:Would too.

Sasuke:Whatever. *looks up from bookshelf*damn. I let Hyuuga borrow it.

Naruto:Which one?

Sasuke:Neji.

Naruto:...shit.

Neji:*walks in*Here's your book back Uchiha.*throws Sasuke a book**turns to Naruto*Oh, I got this letter. It's adressed to you.*hands Naruto letter*

Naruto:*opens it* It's from Him.

Sasuke:Lemme see that.

Dear Naruto,

Good job on finding that book! I never could seem to be able to find a copy... Anyway, your sins have been attoned for! Good work!

P.S. You're not really dead.

P.P.S. It was Itachi's idea.

With best wishes,

Chuck Norris

Sasuke:...I'm going to kill that bastard.

Naruto:Isn't that what started his in the first place?

Sasuke:Yeah, but that was just over a Klondike bar. Now it's personal.

TBC...

Yeah, that's it for skit one. Now, I will say this. My friends and I DO plan to act this out, and, until further notice, we don't want anyone using this for something on youtube besides us. When we post it, I will let you know. Now, if you want to, review. Just remember, if you're flaming just because you don't like it, or because you want do, don't bother. I won't respond. Thanks, and have a good day~! --EG