Five year old Dark Pit "Kuro" Sanchez was lying in bed, sick with an Icy Cold. He heard his bedroom door open and shut and assumed it was his older sister, Luna, coming to give him his medicine.
"Kuroo…" four year old Dark Patrisha "Tamantha" Avalon-Henderson cried.
Dark Pit rolled his eyes and sighed.
"Tappy," he said. "I told Luna not to let you come in here…"
"But… Kuro!" Dark Patrisha sniffled. "I thought yeh might be dying!"
Dark Pit laughed at that.
"You're so stupid, Tappy," he said, trembling. "It's just a simple Icy Cold… I won't die from it… Listen, Tappy. Go home or you'll catch it, too."
Dark Patrisha looked at Dark Pit before getting into bed with him.
"Wha…" Dark Pit asked. "Tappy, what are you doing?"
"Kuro," she said, sniffling. "Let's share it!"
Dark Pit looked at her, confused.
"Huh?" he asked. "Share what?"
"If yeh give me half of yer Icy Cold, I'm sure yeh'll get better soon," she replied. "That's why yeh should give me half of yer Icy Cold."
Dark Patrisha took his hand, and Dark Pit looked at her, shocked, before smiling.
"…Dummy," he chuckled. "Thanks…"
-POINTLESS SCENE TRANSITION-
(Many Centuries Later)
Dark Patrisha smiled nervously as the sick Dark Pit looked back at her.
"Sooo…" she asked. "What was up with that olde story?"
"Didn't you say that if we shared it," he said. "That I would get better faster."
Dark Patrisha scoffed.
"Back then, yeh strongly denied such a thingamajig!" she snapped.
Dark Pit shrugged.
"…You always shared everything when we were little," Dark Pit said. "You were so nice back then, too."
Dark Patrisha became very irritated with him.
"And I'm the one taking care of yeh, right?!" she snapped. "Why dae I hae to go through this with yeh, sodding douchebag? Fine! I get it! If I kip with yeh, will yeh be satisfied already?!"
Dark Pit rolled his eyes.
"…Tappy… You…" he stammered, trembling. "You think you'll catch it that easily? At least kiss me…"
"How about I punch yeh?" Dark Patrisha replied. "Y'know, when we were little, yeh didn't want me to catch yer Icy Cold, but I still got it… Yeh were so cute and gentle back then…"
She sighed before looking over at him.
"…Why dae yeh want me to catch yer Icy Cold so bad?" she asked. "We'll just be sick together."
Dark Pit shrugged again.
"Maybe…" he offered. "It's some desire for control…"
"Huh?" Dark Patrisha asked. "What are yeh yakking about?"
Dark Pit sighed.
"If you catch it from me," he said. "Then maybe you will also suffer. Trembling for example."
Dark Patrisha looked appalled and shocked.
"Don't say such weird things!" she snapped. "Yeh're really dangerous… Cousin Kyle would be shocked if he heard yeh say this."
"I know," Dark Pit chuckled. "That's why I'm only telling you."
He must be acting weird because of his fever… Dark Patrisha thought.
"Fine…" she sighed. "If I catch an Icy Cold, then yeh'll hae to take care of me."
Dark Pit nodded as Dark Patrisha got on top of him and kissed him.
I guess I don't hae a choice when skane him fancy this… she thought.