Hi everyone! This is my first fan fic! Or at least the first one ever posted, and, well, I know what a true fan fiction writer must do...... the long dreaded d.d.d.d. disclaimer. *cry* o^_^o

InuYasha: Ano, excuse me, but, what do you mean? Disclaimer?

Paige(me): Well Inu, it means that. that. that.......... *crying*

Shippo: What she's trying to say InuYasha is that she wants give us money!

Paige: No......

InuYasha: She doesn't like us anymore!!!!?????

Paige: NO!!!! I still love every one of you but, disclaimer means that I. I. I.........

Kagome and Sango: What she's trying to say is that she doesn't own us.

Everyone but Kagome and Sango: SHE DOESN'T!!!!!!????????

Paige: No I don't. I'm sorry for brainwashing you InuYasha, Shippo, Miroku, and all you other boys in the show that I like. I have to let you all go now so that adult swim can put on new episodes of ya. Gomen for kinda, takin ya like that. But I'll always keep ya'll in my fan fics. (and I also don't own the rhythm of the songs I altered to fit this fic, and the rhymes that I altered too) *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

Ch.1 Welcome to Japanime High!

"Wooooooohoo! The first day of high school! You know what that means InuYasha!?" exclaimed our favorite hentai, Miroku.

"I think that I have a pretty good idea what you're thinkin'." replied our favorite hanyou, InuYasha. (of course)

"Time to pick up some honeys!"

" You sick, perverted little man. I know what you think about girls most of the time, and I don't like it but........ this is high school! And like they say when in Rome do as the Romans do! Let's go Miroku!" shouted an extremely excited hanyou.

"Lead the way mon cap-i-tan!" yelled Miroku.

*That's right, these two are the most popular, handsome guys in school. Oh, wait, scratch that, WERE the most popular handsome guys in MIDDLE school. How will they fair in their new school Japanime High? And will they learn "what's real about high school"?*

"Yes! We're finally here! Japanime High!" screamed our favorite reincarnation, Kagome.

"Ole Japanime high! I've heard a lot great stuff about this place, like just about everyone has a soul mate here. They say that it is the first person that you see, or pay attention to, of the opposite gender when you walk in the building." Our favorite youkai exterminator, Sango, explained.

"Ano, let's try it! Onward to the doors of the great school!" yelled Kagome

"Skizzle girlfriend!" shouted Sango. (for anyone who does not know the "izzle" language, skizzle means s'co or in other words, lets go)

They walked inside of the school with their eyes closed. Sango was the first to open her eyes and....... (time for an altered rhyme! Hehe that rhymed! Anyway, for all you magic spell liking people, you should know this one!)

Bubble bubble toil and trouble Sango will see her soul mate on the double! Spider legs and worm filled dirt The one Sango will see Is a pervert!

Next, it was Kagome's turn to see her soul mate. She slowly opened her eyes and........ (come on everyone should know this one!)

Kagome had a little dog Whose fur was white as snow And everywhere Kagome went The dog was too cool to go! He went to Japanime High one day And every girl wants to see em' It turns out Kagome's soul mate Happens to be a half demon!

(both Kagome and Sango) You mean to tell me that I'm soul mates with some one popular! Why would stuck up guys like that, want us?! (what they are trying to say is best described in altered song/chant! This is for any Spirited Away fans)

Welcome the common schoolgirl, she's pretty easy to miss! Her doubts are getting bigger, but all she wants is a kiss! Gather up your courage, this is no time to be shy! Gather up your courage, to get this popular guy!

"Hey InuYasha! You see those kawaii, kitsunes over there looking at us!? I like that one with the red eye shadow! Ano... I'm gonna go check her out!" exclaimed Miroku.

"You.... do that" 'Who's that other girl standing next her? It's weird but she's the first one I paid attention to all day...' thought InuYasha. *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

Well that was chappy one. For all you people interested in learning the new "izzle" language, just email me! I'll be happy to teach you my version^-^. And if ya give me your name then I'll give you an "izzle" name. If not, I understand. I wouldn't want to give my name to someone I don't know either. I'll just give you and izzle name for your user name. And don't forget........ PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW ME! Arigato, ja ne!