I frowned as I stared at all these humans. Disgusting, distasteful beings! I've been stuck here for only a day and so far I still hate them. "Damn you!" I hissed at the timewarp watch I stole. It was a prototype, and now I see why. "You take me to the one place I despise almost as much as that twat Doctor, and then you stop working!" I growled at it, not caring about the people giving me wide berths and giving me odd looks. They didn't matter. Useless humans! Worthless planet! Stu-

"Hey!" I growled as some kid bumped into me. She looked up at me under blond bangs, but the rest of her very long and straight hair was black. A lip ring was present on the bottom right of her lip, wearing glasses and no make-up. Something changed then as I stared into her black eyes, but I threw it away. "What the hell are you doing kid!" I chided and she took out her ear phones, looking up at me with no fear, anger, sorrow, happiness. They were blank, hallow. Only sharp intelligence shone in those dark depths, and I suddenly was intrigued.

"I obviously bumped into you because I wasn't looking." She deadpanned, and I just stared at her with a odd look. "Sorry, did I speak to fast?" She asked and I growled.

"Get lost kid." I spat and she rolled her eyes, putting her earphones back in and walking along, be glaring at her back. "Stupid, fucking humans!" I yelled, and when I looked over, I saw lots of people on bikes about to run over the dumb brat who is too stupid to look up! With a frustrated growl, I ran over and was able to push her out of the way before the bikes hit her. As I dusted myself off, muttering why I had to go and be a stupid goddamned hero and save some stupid twat, I looked up to see her staring at me with that nothing. "You're welcome!" I finally let out and she rolled her eyes.

"Coulda let me die. Not gonna thank you for something I couldn't care less about." She said and went on her way, me staring at the spot she once stood, seething.

"I fucking hate humans!" I yelled, kicking a can and stalking off in the opposite direction, hands shoved in my pockets as I glared at every sick being that dared walk in my radius.

*Normal POV*

I sat in my room, revising. As normal. The joys of being a college student. I began to throw a ball against the wall and catching it as boredom kicked in. It wasn't until I heard a loud crash behind me until I spun to look over to see a man crumpled on my floor, muttering foul things. Most I didn't understand "Stupid, good for nothing watch! I better be away from Earth or I swear-"

"You're the guy from earlier." I said and he stood, back to me and head down, sighing.

He glanced over and groaned loudly. "I hate time. I hate warps. And I despise Earth. This is a whole new level of purgatory!" He kicked my book bag and sat on my bed, arms crossed as he glared at the opposite wall. After a minute his face contorted and he looked over to me. "Right…" He muttered, went to say something, then looked away. "What are you? Cardaffian?" He asked and I stared at him oddly, him looking to me. "I'm a Time Lord, I can tell you aren't human. So, what are you and why are you here?"

"Uhh… I lived here my whole life man. And I'm pretty sure I should be the one asking you questions." I snapped at him and he laughed.

"I don't answer to lowly humans. Even though you aren't one. Let's see, natural hair like that, emotionless black eyes, most likely an empath. Yeah, you're a Cardiff." He summed me up, looking back to the wall.

"I'm no-"

"Yes you are." He cut across me quickly. "Anyhow, until this stupid timewarp watch fixes itself, I need a place to stay." He looked around. "This will suffice." He said and I threw the ball at his head, making him snap his head to me with a harsh glare.

"One: I'm human. Two: This is a college and there is only this." I said, motioning to the one bed and desk and cabinet room.

He just looked at me like I was stupid. "I know that you idiot. I'm sure you're old enough to either sleep in the same bed as a man without getting any stupid human idea's, or sleep on the floor." He said, and I just stared at him.

"You're an asshole." I said and he grinned.

"Thanks for noticing. My favorite feature actually. So, we do have a deal or am I going to have to kill you?" He asked, pulling out some sort of…. Rod?

"Fine, whatever." I muttered, turning the light off and walking over, grabbing a pillow and laying down on the floor, too pissed to revise.

"Excellent. More room for me." He chimed happily and I threw a shoe at him, where I smiled when I heard him curse. "I hate humans!" He yelled loudly, and I had to hold back a laugh as I heard other kids tell him to shut up, or say they hated humans too. He grumbled and collapsed onto the bed, and I rolled my eyes.

This wasn't exactly normal for me, but it was kinda cool.