Brittany Miller's Cure
My step dad came up with this actually. But it was a lot more scandalous! So I just toned it down. I think it's still pretty funny though! Don't forget to review!
He cracked his knuckles and grinned contently as he wrote down the next few chords of the song. When he heard a calm delicate voice he chuckled, "Jeanette what- Br- Brittany?"
Brittany giggled "Why so surprised? Did you hear what I said Alvin?"
Alvin stared at her in confusion- her voice didn't carry that arrogant, challenging tone it always had before. And she actually complimented his work instead of trying to upstage it. "Uh no, I got… distracted."
"I said I think your song is coming along nicely."
"What?" he asked again. This has to piss her off it always does… he thought.
Once again she gave off a caring, amused smile that made him cringe. What was up with her? "Oh Alvin- you're so silly!" she gave him that flirty look that she used every once in a while. Alvin had never liked it- and especially didn't like it now.
"Brittany are you feeling alright? You seem… well different."
"I'm not different. What would make you think I was different?" she asked in a concerned voice. She looked sad.
"Did you get like anger management pills or something?" he tested her again.
Now she looked even more hurt "No…"
Alvin couldn't deal with this. He never thought he would want the bitchy, snobby, Brittany Miller back. "Uh Brittany guess what?" he had to get her angry. That was his mission. He couldn't believe she hadn't lashed out at him yet. It so wasn't like her.
Brittany smiled again "What?"
"Eleanor and I are thinking about going out." He said with a smirk.
Her eyes beamed "Aw that's sooooo sweet! I'm so happy for you guys! You two were always perfect for each other."
His confidence degraded as quickly as it came. This can't be real… he thought frantically.
"Well Alvin I have to go to the preschool to help out. They always need more people to look after those adorable kids."
"Wait, you do volunteer work?" he asked. He couldn't get over this change of personality. Brittany would be the last person to volunteer- especially at a preschool with a bunch of babies.
"Of course I do! We all have to give back to the community."
Alvin rubbed the back of his neck. The room was starting to spin.
"Alvin…? Alvin, are you ok? Al…"
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"ALVIN! What the hell? You fell into a day dream on me again!"
Alvin smiled at the tone of the voice and grabbed the Chipette nearly squeezing her to death "Brittany! You're bitchy again!"
Brittany glared at him "Thanks Alvin."
"Oh I had the most horrible day dream! You were all nice and caring about others… talk about disturbing."
Brittany's mouth dropped and she shoved him away "I can't believe you! I can be nice!"
Alvin chuckled "I like you just the way you are."
Jeanette popped her head in and threw a little bag to Brittany "It's from the doctor. Your new anger management pills."
Brittany blushed shoving them under her pillow embarrassed. "Jeanette!" she hissed between clenched teeth. "I was a little busy!"
Alvin gulped and eyed the pillow. The cure for Brittany Miller was not a good one.