It was nice, peaceful Saturday afternoon.

What could go wrong?

EVERYTHING.

A brunette girl sat by the edge of the large window in her bedroom. She was reading a book with title cover, VAMPIRES THE COMPLETE GUIDE. That girl is me.

You might think this was a strange book to read.

Or you might not.

But why was am I reading it? Well my friends, let us flash back to...

"Miss Parks, you are being signed three transfer students. They are from Japan. There names are Ayato, Laito, and Kanato Sakamaki." I froze. Those names are, there from, OH HELL NAW! I ain't about to become vampire fodder!

"But Mrs Peirce, why me?!" I yelled.

"Calm down, you are the only student in this entire student body who can speak fluent Japanese!" She said.

"but I can't babysit a bunch of..." I trailed off.

"This will go down in your record, Miss Parks." She said. I groaned. I'm gonna regret this.

"Fine, but only if I get extra credit on this." I said. She sighed. "Very well."

And just like that, my life would never be the same. I am so screwed.

Diabolik Lovers. I am a huge fan of it. But guess what, I didn't think it would come to life!

Of all of the vampires, it had to be the Triplets!

Why? Why couldn't it be someone low maintenance? Like Shu? Shu would be easy to deal with! He would try to kill me every other day! Just maybe like once a month.

Or Reiji, at least he would be able to understand the importance of learning another language, and would sexually harass me!

Although I would paranoid of any and/or all Tea.

But no, I get the crazy kid, the Pervert, and the Narcissistic asshole.

From then on I had been preparing for the Triplets of Terror. I had my swords all over my room (yes I collect knives and swords it's just hobby I'm not psycho) and had written down everything I knew about the Sakamaki vampires, and studied vampires in several books.

I also learned the anime had vanished from existence.

Now today was the day. They would arrive at my door step.

Ugh.

Five minutes later.

Still not here. But I'm sure the they'll be here soon.

Two hours later.

WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY?

TING TONG

"AH!" I fell down the stairs. Getting up, I straightened myself out, pretending that didn't happen.

I opened the door to reveal...


Aw, you guys didn't think I was that evil.


The Triplets.

"Hello, my name is Olivia Parks. I was told you be coming here now come in and tell me who is who." I said moving aside.

Ayato spoke first. "I'm Ayato, but you will call me Yours Truly." He said. "Yeah, No I won't."

"My name is Laito, I hope we can become acquainted, Bit-" "Don't even finish that sentence!" I snapped.

"I'm Kanato, and this is Teddy." Said Kanato.

I nodded.

"Ok, I was told to teach you all how to live in America, and how to speak English, so unless you want to be publicly humiliated, you will learn. I am the only person in the entire school other than some of the Teachers, who can understand Japanese."

I said I noticed there uniforms. "Also, the school does not require uniforms, however it does have dress code, and you should were normal shit if you want social acceptance." I said.

"Any questions?" I asked.

Ayato smirked and asked, "What's you boob size?" I glared before saying. "Any questions involving the topics I just explained?"

They remained silent.

"Good, now I'll show you were you sleep." I walked up the stairs the boy following.

I walked over to a room with a green door. "Laito." I said. He walked in.

A red door for Ayato, and Purple door for Kanato.

I plopped face down on my bed when I got there.

OK. Now to survive the next 5 weeks.

I'm dead.