That's right! I'm frickin' alive! I was reading a bunch of Alternate Universe Naruto College fanfics and I didn't really like any of them... I know that theirs probably a great AU Naruto College fic out there somewhere, but I read like 3 and didn't like any of them... It seemed like a fun idea so I decided to write my own fanfic X3

This chapter isn't much, just the introductory chapter. Naruto arrives at college and what not. Yes, Naruto will be the main character XD

I'm not giving up on Life with NaruSasu. I'm currently working on Chapter 4. I know what I want to happen but I'm having trouble putting it into words. This fanfic seemed like fun to write and it will give me a little break to think things through with the NaruSasu fic.

I don't own Naruto, if I did, I would be eating some rice.

Naruto clutched his iPhone in one hand while the other carelessly played with a piece of lint in his pocket. He had his favorite pair of orange head phones with the Uzumaki Family crest on them; placed over his ears and blasting music from Pierce the Veil, his favorite band. Starting at a new College in the middle of a term wasn't exactly his idea of fun; but after what happened at his last college, it was for the best. He sported his orange hoodie with "Uzushio University" on the front in bold black letter as well as the Uzumaki Crest on the back. He was proud of where he came from and didn't care who questioned him. He also wore his baggy, black ripped jeans, his black belt that had the word "Player" appearing to be dripping down the belt in black slime, and his dirty red and black checkered converse.

He allowed a joyful smirk to spread across his face as he read the sign "Shinobi University." He had a new ambition for this college; one that he was quite proud of even if others considered it unimportant. At "Uzushio University" he wasn't exactly a very popular guy. None of the girls would really talk to him and spread a rumor about him being gay. That pretty much ruined any potential male friendships. Though, if had said he liked girls, he'd only be half right.

It wasn't in just college that he'd had problems with other people. He'd been an orphan all his life and had lived in an orphanage until he graduated High School back in the small town of Uzushio. He had never been able to get adopted or make any friends because people had said his family was cursed. They had said his parents were both highly ranked in a Mafia. One day, his parents were taking down a huge business incorporation, they had taken the head person of the organization as well as his family hostage. One by one, they shot each family member until only the wife of the head of the incorporation was left. She so happened to be fluent in witch craft. She cursed both of his parents and they're first born and only child they would ever have. She had cursed them on behalf of the demon Kurama. Naruto's parents didn't believe in any of that supernatural stuff was real. October 10, the cursed day Naruto was born, both his parents died of an unknown cause and Naruto received whisker-like birthmarks on his face as a symbol of the curse.

That was the story Naruto grew up hearing; naturally he learned to accept it as the truth. When angry parents glared at him for coming to close he'd glare right back. The only tie he actually had to a family were his godfather Jiraiya and his godmother Tsunade. They had sent him packages in the mail; it contained money, candy, and other assorted things a kid would want. On his fourteenth birthday they sent him his iPhone. Both Jiraiya and Tsunade worked at "Shinobi University" in the city of Konoha. When he had graduated from High School they had offered him a free ride through "Shinobi University" but Naruto had declined, wanting to stay in his home town. After what happened at "Uzushio University," it was time for him to take them up on that offer.

Naruto slung his backpack over his shoulder, put his phone in his pocket, and grabbed the handle of his suitcase. He didn't want to spend a lot of time smirking at the University Sign, he wanted people to like him here, and if he continued staring at it people would think he was a freak. He took his time; reading carefully over the directions of which building to go to. When he finally got there, he went inside. He really wasn't in a hurry to start more college classes after all. Naruto lazily punched the designated door and moments later it was opened by a man with long white hair.

"Ah Naruto," the man said opening the door wider. "You've certainly grown since we saw you when you were born."

"You're Jiraiya I'm assuming?" Naruto's gaze darted around the room as he stepped inside until they came to rest on a woman with blond hair sitting behind a desk.

"Uzumaki Naruto," the women said. "You're late."

"Yeah, well," Naruto shed his backpack onto the red carpeted floor before dropping down into one of the chairs in front of the desk. "Traffic is fuckin' insane." He propped his arm up on the back of the chair.

"I suppose." The women replied, narrowing her brown eyes at him. "Take those off your head." She motioned towards his headphones.

Naruto rolled his eyes and lazily slid his headphones around his neck, not bothering to turn off the music.

"Isn't there anything nice you'd like to say to Naruto, Tsunade?" Jiraiya asked placing one hand on Naruto's shoulder.

Tsunade pursed her lips together for a moment then spoke. "It's great to see you Naruto, you look just like you're father."

"Thanks." Was all Naruto could reply with considering he had never seen his father before.

"Sign this," Tsunade slid a piece of paper towards him.

Naruto shrugged and took the pen she held out towards him. He slowly signed his name on the correct lines, pausing every few seconds as if he forgot how to spell his own name; just so he could enjoy the look of impatience on Tsunade's face.

"There ya go." Naruto grinned and dropped the pen onto the desk. He turned in his chair when he heard a knock at the door.

"Come in." Tsunade called while she and Jiraiya glanced at the papers making sure Naruto actually signed his name and not someone elses.

A girl with long red hair that was untamed on the right side stepped inside the room. She had red eyes about the same shade as her hair and she wore black glasses. She was wearing a violet belly shirt and black shorts that didn't cover her thighs at all despite the cool fall weather. She had a violet book bag draped over her shoulders and she glanced at Naruto before looking at Tsunade and Jiraiya.

"Tsunade-sama, Jiraiya-sama," the girl did a quick bow.

"Naruto," Tsunade said. "I want you to meet Karin Uzumaki."

"Uzumaki?" Naruto's eyes traced over the girl. She was an Uzumaki? How come he had never seen her until now? Where had she been living if she wasn't in Uzushio? She was actually his relative?

"Karin, meet Naruto Uzumaki." Tsunade said with a smirk, completely ignoring the blonde's surprise. Karin nodded in Naruto's direction. "I want you to show Naruto where he'll be staying here at Shinobi University as well as show him around the campus." The women told her.

"Yes Tsunade-sama." Karin bowed again. "Follow me Naruto-san." She turned to leave.

Naruto grabbed his backpack and suitcase and followed his relative out the door. When the door was shut and they were safely a few feet away Karin sighed loudly.

"I hate being so formal," she rolled her eyes. "It practically takes everything I have to be proper to that old bat!"

Naruto snickered, she was definitely his family. He followed her out of the building and side by side they walked down the side walk and deeper into the University.

"Anything in particular you wanna see first, Naruto?" Karin asked with a grin.

"Not really," Naruto shrugged.

"Alright, well…" Karin thought for a moment. "That's the building where you can take medical classes or whatever." She pointed to the building they were passing. "I'm not majoring in the medical field so I don't much about it."

"Who's that?" Naruto asked, referring to the girl with short pink hair.

Karin followed his gaze then screwed up her face in disgust. "That's Sakura Haruno. She's such a bitch." She scoffed.

"You mean, she's a bitch in general, or you just don't like her?" Naruto snickered.

"Is there a difference?" Karin grunted and Naruto chuckled in response. "That's the art building." Karin pointed to another large building they were passing. "Again, not my major, but I kinda know I guy named Sai who is majoring in art. He's pretty big pervert."

"A pervert, huh." Naruto said mostly to himself.

"There's the business building!" Karin pointed at the next building. "That's my major! I'm going to be the best fuckin' sales lady this economy has ever seen!" Naruto chuckled again.

"That building is has something to do with cooking." Karin pointed at the next building then to the one beside it. "That one has something to do with weather."

"You don't know a lot about these building do you?" Naruto asked.

"Shut up," Karin rolled her eyes. "That building has something to do with politics and that one has something to do with the education major."

Naruto nodded and looked at each building in term. Shinobi University sure had a lot more buildings than Uzushio University had.

"That building has something to do with animals and that one is the law enforcement major building!" at least Karin new something about the law enforcement building. "Look! There's Sasuke!"

Naruto followed her gaze until he spotted a man with chin length black hair that spiked in the back. He had emotionless onyx eyes and he didn't even as much as glance in their direction as he passed.

"That was Sasuke Uchiha! He's going to be a policeman!" Karin squealed. "Isn't he just the sexiest thing?"

"He sure is." Naruto agreed looking at Sasuke's skinny jeaned ass.

"What?" Karin blinked and looked at her cousin.

"Nothing," Naruto grinned back at her in response.

"You're such a freak." Karin playfully punched his shoulder. "C'mon, I'll show you where you'll be living."

Naruto followed her farther into the campus towards the dorms. She pointed out a coffee shop, a football field, a track, and a swimming pool along the way. It would probably take him awhile to get use to this place. It was a hell of a lot different from Uzushio. He needed to remind himself to ask Karin to show him around Konoha some time.

"Here we are!" Karin announced.

"It doesn't look like anyone else lives here?" Naruto noted. The place looked completely deserted. Even at Uzushio the dorms had trash out front and the mailbox usually had the red flag up.

"That's because no one but you lives here." Karin told him. "Since the year has already started and everyone pretty much has their roommates; you get to stay in your own dorm since all of the others are full."

"Sweet," Naruto grinned.

"Yeah, lucky you," Karin scoffed. "I have to share a room with that slut bag Sakura."

"Sakura can't be that bad." Naruto frowned. How could one girl really be that unpleasant to be around? True the girls at Uzushio were all bitches who hated his guts; but still.

"Yeah, yeah," Karin waved her hand as if dismissing the subject. "You don't have to worry about cleaning up or anything. All of the dorms have this maid that comes around to clean up." She told him.

"A maid?" Naruto raised his eye brow. Why would anyone want to be a maid for a profession?

"Yeah, some weird girl with dark blue hair," Karin ran her hand through the untamed side of her hair. "I didn't even know her name. She's some college dropout or something."

"Well I guess it's great that I won't have to do any cleaning." Naruto grinned when Karin gave him the key to the dorm.

"Uh huh," Karin rolled her eyes. "Just don't be late to your first class tomorrow, Naruto."

End of Chapter 1!

I hope you like the story so far, even if it is only one chapter XD Naruto got kicked out of Uzushio University, he arrived at Shinobi University, met his cousin Karin, stared at Sasuke's ass, and got to see the campus. More detail will be put into future chapters so don't worry. I love me some details. XD As for Naruto's ambition at this new college, it will be revealed in the next chapter! Though I'm pretty sure you could figure it out on your own XD

Can you guess who the maid of the dorms is? If you can, I'll give you a virtual cookie X3

Please Read & Review! I'd love to hear what you like about the fanfic, what you dislike about it, and any suggestions you might have!