Disclaimer: I own Legolas, he's my brother.
Legolas's magical hat
Legolas was pissed off at his dad. He was pissed off at Thranduil for no real reason. His claim was that Thranduil had chucked his magical hat into the lake and now it was wet. Thranduil's claim was that Legolas himself had chucked his magical hat into the lake and was blaming Thranduil for no reason.
They were both wrong. The magical hat had, in actual fact, been neglected for 60 years and the wind blew it into the lake some 25 years ago.
However, both men (elves) were too ignorant to observe this fact so they stopped talking to each other.
Legolas went into a tree and stayed there. Thranduil went into a pond and stayed there. The hat was neglected for a further 37 years.
About this time, a small creature emerged from the lake. This small, round, bald, long limbed, big eyed, croaky voiced, rubbery, bony creature surfaced the water and attached itself to the hat.
He was immediately transported 60 km. He was now stuck in a tree, oblivious to why.
Legolas on the other hand, was now in the lake. Much to his disappointment, the water was dirty so he had to clean himself. He was so intent on his cleaning that he didn't hear the tall grass rustle as somebody approached.
He was so intent on cleaning that it was another hour before he realised he was actually in the body of another being. "Ack!" he cried. He was now a small, round, bald, long limbed, big eyed, croaky voiced, rubbery, bony creature and he hated it. Especially when he realised the somebody approaching was himself, or rather, the body he was now inside his own body.
AND, that somebody was wearing his magical hat!
Instinctively, Legolas pulled out an arrow which wasn't there, only to see the other Legolas do the same but to fall over because the shortened arm length was still giving him difficulties.
Upon falling over, the hat fell off "Legolas's" head and Legolas was back in his own body. Gollum was also back in his own body.
They both froze, admiring each other. Legolas rushed up to Gollum and promptly gave him a kiss. Gollum, having never kissed before, except sometimes by accident when trying to eat his victims, fainted due to lack of oxygen.
Legolas, having never seen a fainted gollum-thingy before, cried in despair, believing Gollum was now dead.
Gollum recovered and laughed loudly. They got married and live happily ever after.
The end.
Hate me, love me, give me a shout. I'm so bored, as you can probably tell by the story. Don't take it seriously, it just becomes gross it you do.