W.A.G.: SONGFIC! YAYAYAYAYAYAY!
Muse: ...
W.A.G.: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYY!
Muse: ...
W.A.G. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYYAYidon'townthebeatlesorfma!
Muse: (calls the cops)
Roy was a asshole
A perverted asshole
So everyone believed
Late nights all alone with some porno, Ohh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Edward E. Elric
(Thought the colonel was a dick)
Called him on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Mu-u-u-u-stang?"
But as he's getting ready to go, a knock comes at the door...
Bang Bang! Elric's metal arm came down upon hs head.
Bang Bang! Elric's metal arm made sure that he was dead.
Back at central,
Havoc smokes yet again,
Hawkeye gets annoyed,
Realy realy A-a-a-a-a-nnoyed.
She tells him to stay, and scrub the toilets-ay,
So he scrubs away
Thinking all the time, "What a bi-a-a-atch!"
Buts as he cleans and cleans and cleans
She sneeks up from behind...
Bang Bang! Riza's infamous gun shoots him right in the head.
Bang Bang! Riza's infamous gun made sure that she was dead.
Envy was really weird,
A bonafide freaky queer (1)
Everyone hated her- (2)
Be-e-h-i-ind her ba-a-a-ack.
Alchemists, Homunculi,
Everyone wanted her to die,
A bloody, painful death. (Bloody, painful death!)
So they decide to lynch her up!
Late one night she hears a something,
and goes outside her room...
Bang Bang! They tarred and feathered her, and hit her on the head!
Bang Bang! They strung her up, and made sure that shewas dead.
(FIN!)
(1)I have nothing against gays , I just couldn't find another word that rhymed with "Weird"
(2) That's right. I said it. ENVY'S A GIRL! (God howI hate her for killing Maes...)
Soooo...that's it! Review!