How Confuzzling!!
(A Yu-Gi-Oh story)
One fine day Chrissy and Alex were sitting in Chrissys pink (not white) house in Chrissy's -pink- room (duh?!?) and watching YuGiOh (Seto: Why?? CN: Just shut up and let me finish! Seto: *grumbles*) Anyways... Chrissy suddenly stands up, for no reason, and sighs "I'm going downstairs for some drinks, what d'you want?" Alex paused a moment then looked away from the TV "Water." she said blankly while her eyes returned to the TV screen. Chrissy nodded and grinned as she walked down the stairs, but ended up tripping over Kia (not the car. a dog) and started rolling down the stairs. Suddenly a loud crash is heard at the foot of the steps and Alex shouts out "Chrissy are you alright?!" the crashes made a loud cacophony until Chrissy yelled back "Yea I love tile" she frowns and spits out a few pieces.
Chrissy dusted herself off and got the 'water' Alex wanted and went up the stairs once more (without tripping) and gave Alex her water. Alex immediately guzzled the whole thing in one gulp. (O.o) Chrissy stood back in awe "Are you Joey or something?!" she looked wide eyed. Alex grinned widely and tore off her mask, revealing a blonde haired idiot. (Yup it's Joey.) And Chrissy shrieked "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK" and then the -real- Alex jumps out from the closet "Booga booga booga!!!!!!" and Chrissy jumped back landing onto a chair. Then Yugi (little one) jumps onto the chair and yells out "I AM THE TWINKIE KING!!!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!". Chrissy immediately jumps up and runs onto her bed. Yami then pushes Yugi off the chair "Wheeeeeee" then Yugi flies out the window and lands face first in dog crap. Then Tèa clings onto Yami "Oh my hero!" then Alex, frustrated and infuriated rips Tèa off Yami and starts to attack her wildly with a foam bat. (?!?) Then Tèa jerks away from Alex, Alex still holding on tightly to Tèa's hair, reveals a brownish wig and a bald Tèa.
Tèa shrieked and ran away bawling her eyes out and gets hit by a truck that came out of nowhere...literally Nowhere U.S.A. (from Courage The Cowardly Dog) and everyone cracked up while the grotesque scene down below also known as Tèa in a blender. Chrissy then rolled off the bed laughing and landed face to face with "Ryou." ( which was, surprisingly, Chrissy's favorite character. Ryou and Chrissy blushed furiously and smiled weakly to each other. "SMOOCHIE SMOOCHIE" Joey yelled loudly which caught everyone's attention. (Sorries no mushy scenes allowed O.o maybe...) Chrissy suddenly stood up and grabbed Alex's foam bat "Hey that's mine!" she said as Chrissy bashed Joey over the head, amazingly it did some damage to his thick head. Joey squealed as he looked at his new collar and frowned and flattened his -fake- ears and pounded his fake tail "Woof" said Joey all -_- like and Chrissy laid a foot on his back "Say woof again! Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it!!!!!" as Joey fell on his tummy. ( "Puppy go bye bye". Then Malik places a golf ball on top of Tristan's hair like it was a tee and took out his millennium rod "FOUR" yells Malik as he putts the golf ball into the TV screen. Alex screams "I WAS WATCHING THAT!!!!!!!!" as she deliberately pounces onto Malik. Malik whimpered and squirms out and hides in the closet as a crazy girl a.k.a. Alex bangs on the door loudly "YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!!" Chrissy looks over at Alex "That was MY T.V." and Alex sighed "Oh" and laughed loudly. Then all of a sudden Joey and Chrissy disappear.
Chrissy appears at the edge of a hill with Joey on a leash, she grins and attempts to push Joey off, luckily, for Joey, he was too heavy to push (wonder how that happened _ Maybe it was something he ate..?) and sadly we couldn't push him off the cliff (. But anyways...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~Back at the house ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Meanwhile, Yugi was running the house with an oh-so-loud mob of Tristan, Tèa (how'd she get back?), Yami, Alex, and eventually...Chrissy and Joey! Yugi, fortunately, made a sharp turn and skidded too fast and ended up falling over in the hall way, letting loose his load of Twinkies all over the house. Well you saw this coming...away went Joey, Tristan, and Mokuba to catch -and- eat everything they could find left of the Twinkies. -_-
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ CHAPTER 2:: Somewhat of a car trip ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* (Script because I hate writing paragraphs =D!)
Chrissy~ *is in a chair with Ryou while the others are paired up with the following*
Ryou and Chrissy Tèa and Mai (where ever Mai came from) Yugi and Joey (Yugi too small to see over the wheel) Malik and Tristan; and last but not least Yami Yugi and Alex!
Chrissy~ Are you working for my father?
Ryou~ Maybe.
Chrissy~ Do you mind if I lay my hand on your lap?
Ryou~ Maybe..
Chrissy~ It's so hard having such a rich, powerful father...... Vamos! (: va-moos-:)
Ryou~ Right.. (
~~~~~~~In Alex's car*******
Alex~ YAMI SLOW DOWN THAT WAS A RED LIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami~ I'm trying but this [beep] car won't [beep] hurry the [beep] up!!!!!!
Alex~ Go left! LEFT!!!!!
Yami~ Okay! *goes right*
Alex~ NO YOUR OTHER LEF
Yami~ OKAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! COOL YOUR JETS! _ *turns around and goes 'left'*
Alex~ Wait..do you have a license?
Yami~ I'm a 5,000 year old pharaoh, we didn't even have police in ancient Egypt!
Alex~ THEN WHY ARE YOU DRIVING?!?!?!
Yami~ Because you don't have a license either!
Alex~ Oh..But-.. never mind..
Yami~ Uhh..okay?
Alex~ WATCH THE ROAD
Yami~ Erm. _ *looks over at Alex* O.o
Alex~ .. *looks to road* TRUCK!!!!!
Yami~.. Mirror?
Alex~ No truck!!!!!!
Yami~ That's OUR truck you ding-dob!
Alex~ Oh!!!!!! Okay!
~~~***~~~***~~~***In Mai and Tèa's car ~~**~~**~~**~*~*~*~*~*~
Mai~ Why is Yugi driving so recklessly Tèa?
Tèa~ He's probably drunk..
*Back With Alex And Yami Yugi*
Yami~ WHOOOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!! I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Alex~ YAMI!!!!! HANDS, STEERING WHEEL! MAKE IT HAPPEN! DO IT!!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!
Yami~ Never!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *drives over thousands of people on the sidewalk* o.O Ooooh speed bumps!
Alex~ Oy vey!
Yami~ Oooohhh!!!! Person with badge! *runs over the cop* AAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Alex~ That was a cop you idiot!!!!
Yami~.So?
( Yami Bakura comes out of nowhere)
Yami B~ THAT WAS MY LINE YOU FOOLISH MORTAL!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO THE PHAROAHS HAVE ALL THE FUN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Back with Chrissy and Ryou~*~*~*~*~*~ (before Alex's car explodes..)
Chrissy~ Why am -I- always the LAST to know?!?!?! HUH?! HUH? TELL MEEEEEEE
Ryou~ Umm...Chrissy...who are you talking to?
Chrissy~.The people inside my head .
Ryou~ Okay..? *suddenly heads towards the physiatrist* (physiatrist= counselors/ shrinks/ etc..)
Chrissy~ One's saying that I'm nuts and the others saying that he wonders where my brain went to... o.O Liiisten! *car starts on fire* Holy [beep]!!
Ryou~ *pulls Chrissy out of car and runs..then jacks a motorcycle*
Some guy~ No! My bike!
Ryou~ My needs are greater than yours..
Chrissy~ You don't need it anyways..exercise is gooooood!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Somewhere in Joey's car ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Tristan~ Joey watch it you're gonna start a car chase! Joey~.So?
*Yami B pops out of nowhere*
Yami B~ THAT'S MY [beep] LINE YOU [beep]ING PUPPY DOG!!!!!!!
Tristan & Joey~ o.o' (sweat dropping wide eyes)
Tristan~ YOU LEAVE MY LOVE ALONE!!!!!!!!!.....Did -I- say that?! Oops .
Joey~ Tristan I told you not to tell! .
Yami B~ WTF?!?! (what the f**k)
Yami Malik~ Bakura.
Yami B~ What goddamnit?!
Yami M~ WE'RE YAOI TOO!!!!!!!
Yami B~ Oh yeah! o.O
Yami M~ -_-'
Yami B~ That reminds me! You promised me a hentai night!
Yami M~ Not now! *covers Yami B's mouth* That's later on tonight... Besides we need to buy some lube before we do .
Yami B~ LUUUUUUUUUBE
Yami M~ Oh no..what have I done -_-
One fine day Chrissy and Alex were sitting in Chrissys pink (not white) house in Chrissy's -pink- room (duh?!?) and watching YuGiOh (Seto: Why?? CN: Just shut up and let me finish! Seto: *grumbles*) Anyways... Chrissy suddenly stands up, for no reason, and sighs "I'm going downstairs for some drinks, what d'you want?" Alex paused a moment then looked away from the TV "Water." she said blankly while her eyes returned to the TV screen. Chrissy nodded and grinned as she walked down the stairs, but ended up tripping over Kia (not the car. a dog) and started rolling down the stairs. Suddenly a loud crash is heard at the foot of the steps and Alex shouts out "Chrissy are you alright?!" the crashes made a loud cacophony until Chrissy yelled back "Yea I love tile" she frowns and spits out a few pieces.
Chrissy dusted herself off and got the 'water' Alex wanted and went up the stairs once more (without tripping) and gave Alex her water. Alex immediately guzzled the whole thing in one gulp. (O.o) Chrissy stood back in awe "Are you Joey or something?!" she looked wide eyed. Alex grinned widely and tore off her mask, revealing a blonde haired idiot. (Yup it's Joey.) And Chrissy shrieked "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK" and then the -real- Alex jumps out from the closet "Booga booga booga!!!!!!" and Chrissy jumped back landing onto a chair. Then Yugi (little one) jumps onto the chair and yells out "I AM THE TWINKIE KING!!!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!". Chrissy immediately jumps up and runs onto her bed. Yami then pushes Yugi off the chair "Wheeeeeee" then Yugi flies out the window and lands face first in dog crap. Then Tèa clings onto Yami "Oh my hero!" then Alex, frustrated and infuriated rips Tèa off Yami and starts to attack her wildly with a foam bat. (?!?) Then Tèa jerks away from Alex, Alex still holding on tightly to Tèa's hair, reveals a brownish wig and a bald Tèa.
Tèa shrieked and ran away bawling her eyes out and gets hit by a truck that came out of nowhere...literally Nowhere U.S.A. (from Courage The Cowardly Dog) and everyone cracked up while the grotesque scene down below also known as Tèa in a blender. Chrissy then rolled off the bed laughing and landed face to face with "Ryou." ( which was, surprisingly, Chrissy's favorite character. Ryou and Chrissy blushed furiously and smiled weakly to each other. "SMOOCHIE SMOOCHIE" Joey yelled loudly which caught everyone's attention. (Sorries no mushy scenes allowed O.o maybe...) Chrissy suddenly stood up and grabbed Alex's foam bat "Hey that's mine!" she said as Chrissy bashed Joey over the head, amazingly it did some damage to his thick head. Joey squealed as he looked at his new collar and frowned and flattened his -fake- ears and pounded his fake tail "Woof" said Joey all -_- like and Chrissy laid a foot on his back "Say woof again! Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it!!!!!" as Joey fell on his tummy. ( "Puppy go bye bye". Then Malik places a golf ball on top of Tristan's hair like it was a tee and took out his millennium rod "FOUR" yells Malik as he putts the golf ball into the TV screen. Alex screams "I WAS WATCHING THAT!!!!!!!!" as she deliberately pounces onto Malik. Malik whimpered and squirms out and hides in the closet as a crazy girl a.k.a. Alex bangs on the door loudly "YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!!" Chrissy looks over at Alex "That was MY T.V." and Alex sighed "Oh" and laughed loudly. Then all of a sudden Joey and Chrissy disappear.
Chrissy appears at the edge of a hill with Joey on a leash, she grins and attempts to push Joey off, luckily, for Joey, he was too heavy to push (wonder how that happened _ Maybe it was something he ate..?) and sadly we couldn't push him off the cliff (. But anyways...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~Back at the house ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Meanwhile, Yugi was running the house with an oh-so-loud mob of Tristan, Tèa (how'd she get back?), Yami, Alex, and eventually...Chrissy and Joey! Yugi, fortunately, made a sharp turn and skidded too fast and ended up falling over in the hall way, letting loose his load of Twinkies all over the house. Well you saw this coming...away went Joey, Tristan, and Mokuba to catch -and- eat everything they could find left of the Twinkies. -_-
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ CHAPTER 2:: Somewhat of a car trip ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* (Script because I hate writing paragraphs =D!)
Chrissy~ *is in a chair with Ryou while the others are paired up with the following*
Ryou and Chrissy Tèa and Mai (where ever Mai came from) Yugi and Joey (Yugi too small to see over the wheel) Malik and Tristan; and last but not least Yami Yugi and Alex!
Chrissy~ Are you working for my father?
Ryou~ Maybe.
Chrissy~ Do you mind if I lay my hand on your lap?
Ryou~ Maybe..
Chrissy~ It's so hard having such a rich, powerful father...... Vamos! (: va-moos-:)
Ryou~ Right.. (
~~~~~~~In Alex's car*******
Alex~ YAMI SLOW DOWN THAT WAS A RED LIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami~ I'm trying but this [beep] car won't [beep] hurry the [beep] up!!!!!!
Alex~ Go left! LEFT!!!!!
Yami~ Okay! *goes right*
Alex~ NO YOUR OTHER LEF
Yami~ OKAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! COOL YOUR JETS! _ *turns around and goes 'left'*
Alex~ Wait..do you have a license?
Yami~ I'm a 5,000 year old pharaoh, we didn't even have police in ancient Egypt!
Alex~ THEN WHY ARE YOU DRIVING?!?!?!
Yami~ Because you don't have a license either!
Alex~ Oh..But-.. never mind..
Yami~ Uhh..okay?
Alex~ WATCH THE ROAD
Yami~ Erm. _ *looks over at Alex* O.o
Alex~ .. *looks to road* TRUCK!!!!!
Yami~.. Mirror?
Alex~ No truck!!!!!!
Yami~ That's OUR truck you ding-dob!
Alex~ Oh!!!!!! Okay!
~~~***~~~***~~~***In Mai and Tèa's car ~~**~~**~~**~*~*~*~*~*~
Mai~ Why is Yugi driving so recklessly Tèa?
Tèa~ He's probably drunk..
*Back With Alex And Yami Yugi*
Yami~ WHOOOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!! I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Alex~ YAMI!!!!! HANDS, STEERING WHEEL! MAKE IT HAPPEN! DO IT!!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!
Yami~ Never!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *drives over thousands of people on the sidewalk* o.O Ooooh speed bumps!
Alex~ Oy vey!
Yami~ Oooohhh!!!! Person with badge! *runs over the cop* AAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Alex~ That was a cop you idiot!!!!
Yami~.So?
( Yami Bakura comes out of nowhere)
Yami B~ THAT WAS MY LINE YOU FOOLISH MORTAL!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO THE PHAROAHS HAVE ALL THE FUN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Back with Chrissy and Ryou~*~*~*~*~*~ (before Alex's car explodes..)
Chrissy~ Why am -I- always the LAST to know?!?!?! HUH?! HUH? TELL MEEEEEEE
Ryou~ Umm...Chrissy...who are you talking to?
Chrissy~.The people inside my head .
Ryou~ Okay..? *suddenly heads towards the physiatrist* (physiatrist= counselors/ shrinks/ etc..)
Chrissy~ One's saying that I'm nuts and the others saying that he wonders where my brain went to... o.O Liiisten! *car starts on fire* Holy [beep]!!
Ryou~ *pulls Chrissy out of car and runs..then jacks a motorcycle*
Some guy~ No! My bike!
Ryou~ My needs are greater than yours..
Chrissy~ You don't need it anyways..exercise is gooooood!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Somewhere in Joey's car ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Tristan~ Joey watch it you're gonna start a car chase! Joey~.So?
*Yami B pops out of nowhere*
Yami B~ THAT'S MY [beep] LINE YOU [beep]ING PUPPY DOG!!!!!!!
Tristan & Joey~ o.o' (sweat dropping wide eyes)
Tristan~ YOU LEAVE MY LOVE ALONE!!!!!!!!!.....Did -I- say that?! Oops .
Joey~ Tristan I told you not to tell! .
Yami B~ WTF?!?! (what the f**k)
Yami Malik~ Bakura.
Yami B~ What goddamnit?!
Yami M~ WE'RE YAOI TOO!!!!!!!
Yami B~ Oh yeah! o.O
Yami M~ -_-'
Yami B~ That reminds me! You promised me a hentai night!
Yami M~ Not now! *covers Yami B's mouth* That's later on tonight... Besides we need to buy some lube before we do .
Yami B~ LUUUUUUUUUBE
Yami M~ Oh no..what have I done -_-