Hey guys hope you like the story. It's my first attempt at writing a humor fic. PLEASE REVIEW!! ^_^.
Toilet Portals
At Q-man's Mansion
Heero:*playing videos game*
Duo: *bounces up and down* Jump over the water!! Jump over the water!!!!
Heero: I'm trying you jackass now shut up!!
Duo: *ignores Heero* Jump over the water Jump over the water!!
10 minutes later
Duo: Jump over the water jump over the water!!!
Wufei: Oh shut up already! Don't you see I'm trying to have an important conversation here!! *chases Duo out of the room and sits back down*
Wufei: As I was saying. What do you think I should wear tonight?
Ducky: *squeak* *squeak*
Wufei: I totally agree Ducky. The blue shirt is better that the green
Ducky: *squeak* *squeakity* *squeak*
Wufei: Yes Ducky, I think that would be nice too.
Just then…
Trowa: *has his towel around his waist* I can't find my loofa!!!
Heero: *Pauses game and looks at him* Did you look in the bathroom?
Trowa: Yes
Heero: Did you look in your ass?
Trowa: *pauses to check*
Heero: *sweatdrops*
Trowa: Yeah… it's not there
Heero: Did you look in Duo's underwear collection?
Trowa: Nope *goes to check*
Heero: *sighs and starts to play his game again*
~*~Upstairs~ *~
Trowa: *opens the bathroom door by accident and sees Wufei taking a bubble bath with Ducky*
Wufei: *screams like a girl*
Trowa: *shuts the door and runs*
10 minutes later
Trowa: *finally finds Duo's room and opens the door*
Duo: * is dancing to 'I'm Too Sexy' and wearing Speedos*
Trowa: *eye starts to twitch* …ok then
Duo: *doesn't see Trowa and continues to shake his ass*
Author's note: Yeah baby yeah!! Shake that ass!!!
Meanwhile in the kitchen
Quatre: Breakfast is ready!!!
Heero: *walks in and eats his cereal*
Wufei: *rushes in with Ducky and eats his Samurai Puffs… in his bathrobe*
Ducky: * is being fed by Wufei in his high chair*
15 minutes later
Quatre: Guys, where's Trowa?
Heero: Looking for his loofa.
Quatre: Well let's go look for him
Quatre, Heero & Wufei: *go to Duo's room*
Quatre: *open the door*
Trowa & Duo: *both dancing to 'The Macarena'*
Quatre: *clears his throat*
Trowa & Duo: * finally see the at the door and scream*
Heero: *shakes his head* Tisk, tisk, Duo I expected better for you
Duo: *cries* The sugar made me do it!!!
Quatre: Trowa…you…you…look great!
Trowa: You think?
Quatre: *nods*
Wufei: *eye starts to twitch*
SILENCE
Heero: …ok then. Guys, let's get back to breakfast.
Everybody sits down to finish breakfast when all of a sudden evil laughter is heard.
Voices: WE'RE BACK!!!
Boys: *scream*
Relena appears on a horse followed by her army of annoying girls.
Relena: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeerroooooooo!!!!
Heero: *Hides under the table*
Relena: I've come to save you from these bad people, Heero
Guys: *eyes start to twitch*
Relena: *point her sword at them* CHARGE!!!!!
Guys: *run at full speed*
Girls: *chase after them on their horses*
Guys: *run up a million stairs*
Girls: *fire arrows*
Guys: *run into the bathroom and lock the door*
Girls: * ride up the stairs*
~*~In the Bathroom~*~
Heero: What are we gonna do?! * looks scared*
Duo: Jump in the toilet!!! Jump in the toilet!!!
Quatre: Jump in the sink!!! Jump in the sink!!!
Trowa: We could hide in the shower.
Heero: *glares at all of them* YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING
Duo: Jump in the toilet!!! Jump in the toilet!!!
Relena: Heero are you in there?
Heero: Oh shit guys, she's here *panics and tries to stuff the guys in the sink* Nope, that's not gonna work.
Wufei: No shit Sherlock.
Heero: *pushes them in the shower* Nope too obvious
Duo: In the toilet!!! In the toilet!!!
Relena: Heero I'm giving you 10 seconds before I come in!!!
Heero: What am I gonna do!!! *bites his fingernails*
Relena: 10…9…8…7…6…
Duo: In the toilet!!! IN THE TOILET!!!
Heero: *stuffs them one by one into the toilet*
Relena: 5…4…
Wufei: This is injustice! Yuy, I refuse to be flushed down the toilet!!!
Heero: TOO BAD *grabs Wufei and throws him in*
Wufei: AHHH!! YUY, YOU SHALL PAY!!!
Relena: 3…2…
Heero: *jumps into the toilet*
Relena: 1…
FLUSH!!!
Guys: *swirl around in the toilet*
Duo: Weeeee!!!!
Relena: *breaks down the door* Heeeeeeerroooooo!! *looks around* huh???
Dorothy: Where'd they go?
Catherine: TO ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!
DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!
Authors note: Due to my lack of sanity this story could not be continued. It's time to take my medicine. PLEASE REVIEW!! Until next time ^_^.
Ja ne ^_^.