Written whilst drunk:
Spikr fanfiction drunk#
Onc iponn a time there was a ocpuel calledd irk sand spock t
They wer e veeryy happy tpgether and kisseddddddd a lot becasue the ey were so gay yy
Uhura was not involved.
Kirk and spock committed a sex acton the live blog
It's a day like no other and kirk and spock aer having sex on twitter
Twit wittie twiwttee tweeterrrrrrrrr
Someone made them have sex with a pig no thats wrong kirk and spock had sex with each other an d lived to tell about it
Pigs are toxic
I cannot belive that kirk and psock had the diddly doddly doo
Apoxk is a tsundeerer sopck was such a tsunderererererererererererere and
One day they wernt ti a funfari with kirk
Now kirk loves scary rides but spock doenst loe scary rides si kirk huggd him on the ride becaue its scary as shit
Now
Kirk and spock fuCKED ON THE GHOST TRAIN¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬1!11C BECAUSE THEY'RE SUCH REBELLLSL¬?¬ ?!
I CNAJKT BREATHE
So kirka nd oic k went to a funfair and dud the rolleroastrt snd Scootby doo was there!111
So scooby doo went and had a pooo in shaggy's slipper and pog ng an d riht so kik and spock are th'y 'al a ad are destined to be togetherforever and shit like that so that meas that they were having sex for a very long time thIS SI SO NSFW
OHHH`HH`¬¬¬¬¬¬¬!11! HU
KIRK AND SPOCK WERE DEFFFFFENSELESS AND HAD TO HAVE SE X IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD ¬! EVERYONE WILL SEE IT AND IT WILL BE CAONONNNNNN¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬1 FONA;LLY¬! GENE ROBDDENYBERTTTT! IWILL CINFIRM IT ISCANON AND HEN YOU ELITIST FUCKS WONT BE ABLE TO GTELL ME ANY DIFFERENT