Molly, Thongs and Making Out : Confessions of Cait

by bula ronnie rach

Her father's got the mentality of a boobaa only not as developed . Her dog, Molly, is trying to eat the neighbour's jack russel. And her best friend, Mitchie,thinks she looks like an alien-just because she accidently shaved eyebrows off. *sigh* Naitlyn

1. A Note from Caitlyn

A Note from Caitlyn

Hello all my lovely people out there, taking your time to read my diary!

I'm here today writing you this wonderful message, from my room in the dreary, boring town of Westdyed. Now, very few people, including my friends, understand what I usually go on about. It's likely you won't either, and for that I'm truly sorry. So join the 'I don't understand Caitlyn' club! I'm the president and rarely understand what's going on in my own life, how do you think that makes me feel?

Well despite my eccentricity (be warned I enjoy making up words and adding things on the end of pre-existing words) I hope you enjoy my diary. And please, don't judge me by this note. It's a bunch of senseless ramblings, that are extremely hard to follow. So, come on! Join me in this hell hole I call life!

Caitlyn