Hello! This will be my first attempt to write a funny story about Dragonball Z. Before I start I will state a few things.

1. I don't hate DBZ or any of the characters.

2. In this story there will be NO erotic scenes...only situations that will hint at erotic scenes.

3. Everyone has his or hers own kind of humor and I respect that, all I ask is to respect or try to understand the humor I use in this story.

4. I don't hate homo sexual people. The only homo sexual people I can't stand are the people who force themselves on straight people and the really, really REALLY girly like gay-men. I know a lot of gay people who are cool and they thought this story was funny and not incriminating in any kind.

Those were the points I wanted to say. Enjoy the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ/DBGT or any of the characters used in this FANFICTION.

It was a dark night. The entire city was asleep as a nice warm wind blew over the city. But not everyone was asleep. In the Capsule Corp. house there were noises. Someone could hear moans and hard 'HA'S'. Vegeta was training always.

Vegeta "I'm so close! I feel there is a level after Super Saiyan 4. I am almost there, I just need to go through the barrier."

He turned Super Saiyan 4 again and powered up. He felt the barrier and pushed and pushed again. He fell it crack...and then it happened! He felt the change. A loud scream was heard.

Vegeta "NNNNOOOOOOOOO"

The next day

It was a nice sunny day and the Son residence was at peace. Goku decided to spend the day together with Chi-chi and he was enjoying it. Then suddenly the phone rang and on the other side of the line Goku heard a very concerned Bulma.

Bulma "Goku, is that you?"

Goku "Yes Bulma, what's up?"

Bulma "I-it's Vegeta"

Goku had a surprised look at his face "What about Vegeta? Did something happen to him?"

Bulma "I don't know...I heard him scream last night and I went to the Gravity Room after I turned it off. Vegeta was sitting at the end of the room with his back turned to me and he won't let me near him"

Goku "I will be right there"

He hang up the phone and explained the situation to Chi-chi. She was concerned as well and let Goku go. He used instant transmission to go to Bulma's house. Bulma had a very worried look on her face and guided Goku to the Gravity Room. He entered it.

Goku "Vegeta?"

Vegeta was sitting in a corner "K-Kakarot...is that you?"

Goku "Yes" And he walked towards Vegeta

Vegeta tucked closer to the wall and said "NO..Stay away from me"

Goku kept on going and placed his hand to Vegeta's shoulder so that he turned around. Goku was horrified about what he saw. Vegeta looked like a Super Saiyan 4, but at the side of his hair there were pink ribbons now, his normally Teal eyes were now sparkling blue and he had something on his cheek, it looked like rouge. The fur on his chest was a bit lighter, almost pink and where he normally had his belt was now a pink Tutu.

Vegeta turned his head away "D-don't look at me...I'm ugly"

Goku felt sorrow for the prince and he placed both his hands on Vegeta's shoulders "Don't worry Vegeta, we will find a way to turn you back to normal...I promise"

Vegeta looked at Goku with his sparkling blue eyes "You really mean that?"

Goku "Yes, you'll be okay before you know it"

Vegeta placed his hand on Goku's shoulder and rubbed it "You've always been such a good friend...Kakarot."

Goku looked disturbed "W-w-what"

Vegeta looked seductivaly to Goku "Come on...you feel it to...the wild animal attraction...the roar inside...screaming to let it out"

Goku got a more disturbed look on his face "I-I-I don't think I want to let something...like t-t-that out"

Goku walked away from Vegeta, but Vegeta followed him.

Vegeta "Come Kakarot...let's go SUPER together"

Goku "B-B-Bulma? Y-you there?"

Vegeta rushed towards Goku "Come Kakarot YOU'RE MINE!"

Goku evaded Vegeta screaming "BULMA HELP LET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Vegeta "There is nowhere to run Kakarot! You will be mine eventually hihihihi"

Goku "NO WAY FUCK THIS!" and he instant transmissioned out of there.

Vegeta saw Goku disappear "Ahhh..you're playing hard to get...but no worries..hihi I'll find you eventually"

Vegeta left the Gravity Room, trying to find Kakarot. He found him eventually near the city. Goku was smart enough not to return to his own house since that was the place Vegeta would look first and he tried to go to the city. Vegeta found him and Goku ran for dear life. He lost him eventually and kept his power level at a minimum, but didn't want to risk it that Vegeta found him on the streets and he searched for a place to hide...and then he saw a bar.

Goku Great he would never try to look in there!

Goku went into the bar and looked around. He suddenly saw a familiar figure.

Goku "B-B-Broly?"

The big saiyan heard his name and saw Goku. He stood up, placed his arms at his side and screamed "KAKAROT!". Then he sat down at the bar again.

Broly "S-sorry, bad habit"

Goku "I thought Trunks and Goten killed you a long time ago"

Broly "They did"

Goku "What are you doing here instead of Hell?"

Broly "Got a day off because of good behaviour...I even took anger-management lessons"

Goku "R-really?"

Broly "Yes...I remember it so well" As his mind roamed to the classes he had.

(Flashback)

In Hell, Anger-management class

A big red demon with glasses on was looking at a bunch of individuals. The people who had problems with anger. He shouted the names to see if everybody was present.

Demon "Frieza?"

Frieza "Present"

Demon "Cell?"
Cell "Present"

Demon "Broly?"

Broly "Present"

Demon "King Cold?"

King Cold "Present"

Demon "Gohan?"

*silent*

Demon "Gohan?"

Cell and Frieza were snickering. The demon suspected something and frowned at the two evil people.

Demon "Well...funny guys, let's start with you"

The Demon asked both of them a lot of questions about their childhood, what they think about life, their parents and their plans for the future. Cell didn't had much to say since he had NO childhood...He was created so he never had parents, and he didn't had any plans for the future since he was dead!

Then it was Frieza's turn and answered the questions without getting angry. But when it came to the questions about childhood he bursted out in tears.

Frieza "I-I-I even ware my mother's make-up so that my father noticed me but noooo it was always 'Cooler this, Cooler that, Cooler is better'"

Broly broke out into tears too "I feel you" he snottered "M-my dad only saw me as a weapon, never as a living person"

And both fell into each others armed and cried their eyes out.

(End flashback)

Broly "Anyway Kakarot, what are you doing here?"

Goku "Hiding"

Broly "From what? I thought you were a almighty warrior"

Goku "This isn't a matter about strength...rather a matter of manhood"

Broly looked thoughtfull "ehm...care for a drink? It's on me"

Goku "Sure...but I don't drink alcohol"

Broly "Pussy"

Goku "I'm NOT a pussy"

Broly "Then prove it" and he shoved a bottle of whisky to Goku.

15 minutes and 2 bottles of whisky later

Bar owner "Welcome ladies and gentleman to KARAOKE NIGHT!"

Crowd "YAY"

Bar owner "Today we have a special duet! The song is 'I've had the time of my life' with Goku as Bill Medley and Broly as 'Jennifer Warnes'"

Crowd "YEAH COME ON SHAKE THOSE HIPS!"

Goku and Broly were singing and dancing like there was no tomorrow until Goku heard a voice that immediatly sobered him up.

Vegeta "Joehoeee Kakarot" And Vegeta's blue eyes filled with tears "A song for me? You shouldn't have"

Goku "Yikes he found me! Screw this I'm outta here" and then he thought Maybe Piccolo can help me.

And he used instant transmission. Leaving Vegeta and Broly behind.

Vegeta *looks sad* "Darn still in denial..." And then Vegeta noticed Broly.

Vegeta "H-hey Broly...Are you working out?" While Vegeta was seductively blinking with his eyes.

Broly looked baffled and then he shouted "N-NO WAY...I RATHER GO TO HELL!" And he powered up and tried to destroy the bar, but before he could do that his body disappeared.

Vegeta "Darn it...little slippery devils hihihi"

In other world

King Yemma "Broly, you got one day off from Hell and you tried to destroy a bar! That's it...you won't get out of hell anymore!"

Broly begged "Let me stay in Hell please! Earth has become to dangerous for me"

At Kami's look-out point

Goku arrived at earth's look-out point. It was quiet and sereen as always. He called out dende's name. Eventually the guardian of the earth arrived...but the way that he looked was terrible! He had a black eye and bruises were covering his body.

Goku "Dende? What happened to you?"

Dende looked at Goku "Uhm...I...fell...What are you doing here?"

Goku "Oh yeah...I need to see Piccolo...something happened and I need his advice."

Dende "I don't know it that's such a good idea...something's...wrong with him at the moment."

Goku "What do you mean?"

Dende sighed "I guess I have to tell you at one point...Piccolo discovered the wonders of Alcohol...and got addicted to it...he is sleeping right now."

Goku "You mean Piccolo...is a alcoholic?"

Dende "Y-yes.."

Goku "But I still need him...I have a HUGE problem..."

Dende was faced with a difficult decision...finally he called mister Popo and ordered him to wake up Piccolo. Popo seemed to have trouble with walking.

Goku "What happened to mister Popo?"

Dende gave Goku a weird look "You...don't wanna know...trust me."

With mister Popo

Mister Popo knocked at the door that led to Piccolo's bedroom.

Piccolo "Ah...my fucking head! WHAT IS IT!"

Mister Popo "Goku's here to see you."

Piccolo "Send him away."

Mister Popo "Can't do that...he is rather persistent."

Piccolo "That stupid idiot...I wished I killed him at our world tournament match...I will be right there."

Mister Popo walked back to Goku and said Piccolo would be there soon. After a few minutes Piccolo arrived but he looked stranger than...normal.

Goku whispered to Dende "Why is his skin yellow?"

Dende whispered back "Too much alcohol...liver failure."

Piccolo arrived and asked with a cranky voice "What'ya want?"

Goku explained that he got a call from Bulma and that he went to check up on Vegeta. And then he explained his problem.

Piccolo "So let me get to the point...Vegeta transformed into a gay...or worse a Super Saiyan Gay...and he wants to make you his little bitch...am I correct?"

Goku "That pretty much it yeah."

Piccolo started to laugh his ass off "Oh my stomach...this is priceless haha...Goku the man who doesn't even blink an eye in the face of evil runs away like a little pussy when someone tries to 'spread the love in his backdoor'. HAHAHAHAHAHA."

It took half an hour before Piccolo was able to speak "Now to get back to your problem...It seems Vegeta forced the transformation too much which resulted into a fake transformation with huge mental failures. His personality is the opposite now...instead of mean he is now nice...instead of tense he is now relaxed and that also means that he was first straight so that would make him now...gay."

Goku "But how do I stop it?"

Piccolo shrugged "Just knock him out or wait until the transformation wears off."

Goku "And how long would that be?"

Piccolo "How the hell should I know! I figure it takes a long time since he barely use any energy now."

Goku "Damn! Then I am going to the Kame-house and start to make a plan...thanks Piccolo see ya." And he used Instant transmission.

Dende sighed "Poor Goku...I wished I could've helped him."

Piccolo hit Dende hard in the face "Did I gave you permission to speak slave!"

Dende almost cried "N-no"

Dende got another hit while Piccolo said "NOW YOU SPOKE AGAIN!"

Dende "No I.." Punch "Didn't" Punch "please" punch.

This was the end of chapter one. Will Goku get rid of Vegeta? Will Vegeta ever return back to normal? Would Broly get another chance by King Yemma? Would Piccolo be able to get rid of his alcohol addiction? Would Dende be able to get away from being abused? Who can tell, you just need to read the rest of the chapters if you want to know that :P Please review and until next time!