A/N: I was watching this Doors DVD that I found and me and my dad were, like, totally jamming out to "Hello, I Love You," and I was inspired to right this.

And, yes, I am wearing my field hockey polo with the color popped and a ribbon in my hair. Only cause Lestat (lez-tat) told me to. Really.

I feel so preppy –shudders-

Anywaaay.

WAIT! Don't read yet!

Orange Varsity Softball 2008 won their first game in five years last week! w00t!

Kay, now you can read.

Song: "Touch Me" by the Doors. From the album The Soft Parade.

Disclaimer: Don't own Twilight thingers or the Doors stuff. Thingers and stuff are very different. Chyeah!

Bella tries one last time to make Edward get down 'n' dirty with her before marry-time.

"Edddddward," she said in a sing-song voice as she opened the door to the aforemention's room.

"Yo," came the reply.

"Yeah!" grinned Bella, "Come on, come on, come on, come on now touch me, babe. Can't you see that I am not afraid? What was that promise that you made?"

"Have we decided to quote the Doors now?" Edward sighed, putting down his book, which was the name of Rod's book in "If You Were Gay" from Avenue Q.

Emmett, hearing the name of the Doors pronounced, open Ed's door and said, "Why won't you tell me what she said?"
Rosalie came in soon after, "What was that promise that you made?"

"Guys, go away!" Edward attempted to shoo them out of the room.

"But, Eddie… It's not like everyday that Bella tries to rape you!" pleaded Rose.

"Yes, it is!" laughed Emmett. The two of them then closed the door and continued laughing down the hall.
Edward glanced at Bella, who was not conveniently wearing a button-down shirt for once this time. So she had nothing to unbutton and pretend to be… whatever.

"Eddie… pwease!" Bella cried.

He took her in his arms, "Now, I'm gonna love you till the heavens stop the rain.Isn't that enough?"

"No," Skanky pouted.

He sighed again, "I'm gonna love you… till the stars fall from the sky for you and I!"

"Boooooring," Bella fake yawned.

"Aren't you going to force more lyrics on me?"

"Nah… I'll think of a better song later…" she reasoned.

"But, if I recall, there's still two more verses."

"Yeah, but they just repeat what I already said and what you already said, so it's quite pointless, really. And I know that I will most likely be going nowhere," Bella retorted.

"That's for true…" Edward agreed, "Wanna make cookies?!"

"And then we can paint Jim Morrison's face on them with frosting?!" squealed Bella.

"Uh… sure…" Edward nodded cautiously.

A/N; Yeah, I know kinda bad. Probably really bad. But I just felt like typing it so I did. By the way, I need to enforce the fact that I hate Bella with the passion of a thousand burning suns and I am a huuuuuuuge anti-BxE person. This was the only scene that I could fit with this song.

I PROMISE the next one is better!

I am taking requests, by the way! :)