An al Crossing

One day a kid was walking to school, when out of nowhere a cat stood up and started talking to him. The kitty said, "Hey kid, you want to get out of here." The kid replied with, "Yo man idk tho." The cat said, "WTF does that even mean." Suddenly the cat gave him a bus ticket and said, "HMU on the train bruh." Then out of nowhere the cat vanished. After about 20 minutes the kid got on the train. The cat found him on the train and asked him a bunch of questions about his life and his name and stuff. When the kid got off, a talking raccoon gave him a house. The raccoon had one stipulation though. You had to be an indentured servant for the rest of your life. The kid then worked for tom nook, fished, and collected fruit for the entirety of his miserable life.