Lakitu in a Snowstorm
(by Sailor Taichichi Vegeta)
My brother and I both have music by the Police. I got some, he was jealous, he got some, and then I heard this on his and was all "NO WAY." I don't care how short it is, I love the energy. (And I like Lakitus.) Have you seen the video? It'll put a smile on your face.
Disclaimer: We all know I don't own Mario, and even if I enrolled in the police academy tomorrow this song still wouldn't be my property.
Whenever you cut loose and race with me you laugh and smile
I know what I saw so please don't waste your breath on denial
You live your life like a Lakitu in a snowstorm
Just leave it all behind and come to me and stay warm
.
Each time we get to fight together I feel happy
Then when it's over you and your friends treat me crappy
You live your life like a Lakitu in a snowstorm
Just leave it all behind and come to me and stay warm
Lakitu in a snowstorm
Lakitu in a snowstorm
Lakitu in a snowstorm
.
'Fear of anarchy' is the excuse that you make up
But when you disappeared the kingdom didn't break up
You live your life like a Lakitu in a snowstorm
Just leave it all behind and come to me and stay warm
Lakitu in a snowstorm
Lakitu in a snowstorm
Lakitu in a snowstorm
.
Whenever you cut loose and race with me you laugh and smile
I know what I saw so please don't waste your breath on denial
You live your life like a Lakitu in a snowstorm
Just leave it all behind and come to me and stay warm
Lakitu in a snowstorm
Lakitu in a snowstorm
Lakitu in a snowstorm
Lakitu in a snowstorm
Lakitu in a snowstorm
Lakitu in a snowstorm…
I guess this is a metaphor for (in his view anyway) Peach's ability to see things his way if she'll just be honest with herself, just like a Lakitu could simply fly somewhere else if he got stuck in bad weather. This is probably both the deepest and the sappiest thing I've ever written. XD