Disclaimer: All belonging to Disney, just playing with them for the moment.
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AN: With apologies to Star Wars and Will's poorly paid tailor.
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Summary: Sometimes Will takes his protectiveness to Lizzie a bit zealously.
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I'VE COME TO SAVE YOU
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Will: I've come to save you!
Lizzie: In my bedroom? And no, those are not Jack's boots under my bed!
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Will: I've come to save you!
Lizzie: Your mule is grazing in father's petunia bed, Sir Galahad.
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Will: I've come to save you!
Lizzie: And now you've accosted my date.
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Will: I've come to save you!
Lizzie: You can untie my 8 year-old nephew now.
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Will: I've come to save you!
Lizzie: We were invited to this party, and he's just wearing a mask!
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Will: I've come to save you!
Lizzie: You can't tell the difference between me and a cat in heat?
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Will: I've come to save you!
Lizzie: Who are you, Luke Skywalker?
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Will: I've come to save you!
Lizzie: Ha, you should have saved yourself from your tailor! Really, white stockings and silver buckles?
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Will: I've come to save you!
Lizzie: And you look quite funny with my pistol barrel up your left nostril.
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Will: I've come to save you!
Lizzie: I'm over here. My father always screams like that if Myrtle gets his bath water too hot!
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Will: I've come to save you!
Lizzie: And now maybe you can explain to the neighbor why his dog has a curious haircut.
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Will: I've come to save you!
Lizzie: Well, it was a pretty dragon kite that my uncle brought back from the China Seas.
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Will: I've come to save you!
Lizzie: Oh, no, he was simply trying to open the carriage door for me before you knocked him out!
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Will: I've come to save you!
Lizzie: Oh, good, because I sold your ugly-faced Spanish medallion at the flea market for a pair of absolutely gorgeous earrings, and these nasty pirates say they want it back!!
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