Reader trying to Comprehend: So in this world Dean and Cas have a son named Jasper (15) and a daughter named Regina (12) right?
Me: yes and they are a hand full
RTC: and this happened because angels reproduce through grace, and dean's soul and Cas's grace touched?
Me: sexy huh?
RTC: Well…YEAH!
What the shit is this shit?!
Is what Dean would have said if Cas didn't scold him with his eyes for blasphemy in front of the children.
He has come home to a house covered in flour, and reeking of Winchester kids. Jasper and Regina are going through a stage where they just don't get along. Cas says it is normal, but really. These kids are trained at knife fighting, gun safety, and demonic exorcisms. Also half angel, and not too much normal for them.
He got the speech from Reggie on day. A day when they had spontaneously time travelled to when Cas and Dean where not quite together yet and the future could have been blown when the wrong information.
Dean finally found them, and like a good parent he brought them their homework. "Let's just finish your homework like normal" he said
"Dad I am a 10 year old with martial arts training, supernatural knowledge, an anti-possession tattoo and Kevlar under my pjs, can we stop pretending we are normal." Sure she said it to get out of homework, but the kid had a point.
Why the hell can't they get along?
Instead Dean goes with the reliable phrase: silence
Till he finds where the kids are; when catching a Winchester red handed it is best to use stealth.
He hears yelling upstairs and follows the trail of broken promises and flour footprints.
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"You said I could make the cupcakes!"
"So you throw the flour everywhere!"
"You did that!"
"You're crazy!"
"Yeah well you're a mistake!"
"Oh yeah well at least I wasn't made in a Applebee's bathroom!"
"You're the worst brother ever!"
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Where is Cas?
Is what Dean would have said, had he not be slapped in the face with a ball of wet flour hurled through the air by none other than his baby girl.
To her credit she had the where with all to looks shocked.
The air in the room changed after that. It went from righteous indignation and fury to quiet stillness, like the morning after a big snow. The ice seems to hush everything.
Except mix that with fear. Dean thinks he has never seen the kids so terrified looking in his life. And when he thinks about it they probably have a good reason. He cannot imagine what his face looks like.
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"Dad looks like that time we dropped the hamster off the balcony." Is what Reggie though she was sending telepathically to her brother, but she just said it out loud. That was for some reason a problem with her.
They could only communicate that way with each other and Cas, and Dean still has no clue how she doesn't understand the difference.
The look on Jasper's face shows exactly what she did. His eyes got big, and muscles tensed. It was like he was thrown into a cage with a wild animal.
Dean looks at the room covered in flour, sticky with water and his kids look like a craft project explosion. Like some strange statues dedicated to the great flour massacre of castle Winchester.
And Dean Laughs.
And relief floods the small room, nervous laughter joins Deans really exhausted laugh. The laugh of a man you has been to the end of his rope and now understands the joke.
"Clean this up."
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Turns out Cas when to the store for icing for the cupcakes. …Really
When comes home he sees the kids scrubbing the kitchen and Dean in his "I-had-a-day-of-it-please-help-me-sort-it-out-posi tion." He looks tired and wired at the same time.
Cas ever the peace maker of the bunch helps the kids make amends, and then they all get their things together for bed. No cupcakes were had…
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This is when things get interesting. Because Cas also got whipped cream, and Dean knows he has a sweet tooth.
Ok next chapter will be smut or sexy or something like it. But I just wanted to put this up first.