Authors Note: Jareth, Sarah, and Hoggles comments as they read the things they're put through in fanfiction, with the occasional interjection by Toby (now older, obviously.) Something of a take on the whole Fanfiction Lounge thing- if you like this, read my Magnificent Seven ones. X-Men coming soon! Yes, nost of these things have happened in fics I have read. No joke.
Disclaimer: I own them. Own them all. I am currently typing this sitting on Jareths lap in the Castle Beyond the Goblin City (how he got laptop access, I'll never know.)
Disclaimer 2: misunderstoodemon is delusional, and is likely to be under psychiatric observation in the near future. What else is new?
"I'm gay."
"I've got an Irish accent."
"I'm a bitch."
"I'm a sadistic creep."
"I'm a spoiled brat."
"I'm a monster."
"I'm an idiot."
"I'm a cradle robber."
"Well you did steal Toby."
"Not that kind of cradle robbing!"
"I have an Irish accent."
"I have no personality."
"I'm jailbait."
"Oh! Now it's Scottish."
"I'm omnipotent."
"And loving it, I'm guessing."
"Of course."
"I don't learn anything from books."
"I'm a victim of a slash pairing."
"Back to Irish."
"I'm a scheming, sadistic bastard."
"My only purpose is to cry and wet diapers."
"I have an Irish accent."
"Now I'm crying again."
"I have a split personality."
"Yep, you do."
"I'm a victim of circumstance."
"I'm gay. Again."
"My only drive is revenge"
"Me, too."
"Well it's not like I did any permanent damage! You got him back."
"Yes you did. If it weren't for you, I would never have been dragged into all these fics."
"My Irish accent is back!"
"She didn't win!"
"Yes, I did."
"Scottish. Back to Irish."
"I'm bored out of my skull."
"I have no life."
"I'm obsessed with the girl who DIDN'T WIN."
"I'm obsessed with the guy I beat."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did NOT."
"Did TOO."
"DID NOT!"
"DID TOO!"
"Irish again."
"Is that really your only complaint?"
"Yep."
"Lucky."
"I don't get much page time. Or screen time."
"If it's not Irish-"
"or Scottish-"
"What is it?"
"I speak fluent Bumpkin, I'll have you know, thank you very much."
"Huh."
"Who'd'a thought."
"I have a brother."
"I'm a sadistic bitch. Still."
"Still or again?"
"Still."
"I have another brother."
"Now I'm gay."
"I've been seduced by the same guy who tried the same thing with my older sister. And my mother."
"A vampire twin brother."
"I just heartlessly murdered you and flattened the entire Labyrinth with a earthquake."
"You're serious?"
"Yep."
"Why didn't the fangirls save him by trampling you?"
"Stabbed and bled, and caused an earthquake."
"Ouch."
"With malice and forethought."
"Shut up."
"And I loved it."
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