*At the Griffins couch Peter is sitting down with Lois holding stewie and Chris. Brian and Meg are on the floor*
Guy On TV: Yolo! Yes you only live once!
Friend On TV: So rad bro!
Guy On TV: I know! YOLO!
Friend On TV: You Only Live Once!
Guy On TV: So do what you can before you die!
Friend On TV: Lets go have fun!
Guy On TV: Yeah!
Friend On TV: *Jumps off cliff with the guy on TV* So fun!
Guy On TV: You only live once!
*Camera on the Griffins*
Meg: This is stupid.
Peter: Meg its true.
Chris: Yeah! Any of us can die today!
Peter: And we should do what we want to do and love who want before we die!
Meg: Well you treat me like crap!
Peter: You are one of those people!
Meg: How come I cant yolo?
Peter: You are too young for that.
Meg: Well I can die any second!
Stewie: Care for me to shoot you now?
Meg: Well you do your yolo. Go kill yourselves over it you fat piece of shit.
Peter: Dont talk to me like that!
Meg: What do you care?
Peter: Yolo! *Smiles and camera*
*Outside a couple hours later*
Quagmire: And now Peter is going to do a stunt!
Peter: Yeah! *Gets in car* Now the plan is too be evil kenevil.
Joe: And not destroy the cars! Or you will go to jail.
Quagmire: Alright we all set?
Peter: Yeah! *Drives car over motercycles and makes it safely*
Baker Guy: Good thing you didnt break my motercycle! *Walks away*
Peter: Good thing I didnt!
Brian: *Walks outside* Peter, you are so commited to this Yolo thing.
Peter: Of course I am! Never felt so good in my life!
Brian: Yeah, keep that up champ.
Peter: Just watch my YOLO Swag!
Brian: You have so much swag you are going to die.
Peter: Why am I talking to a dog?
Brian: You havent noticed that?
*In the Griffins kitchen Chris and Lois are sitting down*
Lois: Chris, you really need to get out more.
Chris: Like dad says YOLO!
Lois: Not the YOLO thing.
Chris: Aww...
Lois: Do some sports or something!
Chris: What do you recommend?
Lois: Baseball, basketball I dont know just something thats a sport.
Chris: I guess I should try basketball!
Lois: Great! Lets see about it at the try-outs.
Chris: Alright!
*At the basketball try-outs*
Coach: Alright! We got a Chris Griffin!
Chris: Thats me!
Coach: Alright Chris show me what you got!
Chris: *Looks at Lois and she waves* Alright.
Coach: I said show me what you got!
Chris: Ok! *Throws ball and misses* Oh no!
Coach: NEXT!
*At the Griffins kitchen Chris and Lois are sitting down*
Chris: *Talking sadly* Im no good at basketball.
Lois: Lets try baseball.
Chris: Alright, I could give it a try.
*At the field parking lot*
Lois: Hello... Greg.
Greg: Hey.
Lois: I was wondering if you could put my son here Chris on the team.
Greg: Hey there Chris! I will see what I can do!
Chris: Great!
Greg: Alright your on the team. Come here and pick up your uniform!
Chris: *Picks up striped red shirt with big white letters saying James Woods High* Sweet!
Greg: I think you can fit in with all the kids over there. *Points*
Chris: Alright! *Walks to the kids*
Lois: Good luck Chris!
*Outside the Griffins home*
Lois: *Walks outside* Great news Peter!
Peter: Hold on im filming a YOLO stunt!
Lois: Forget YOLO! Chris is on the baseball team!
Peter: Really?
Lois: Yeah!
Peter: I never knew Chris could do any sport.
Lois: Well we signed him up. They are going to tell us if he is good or not.
Peter: Well we hope he does a good jop but right now im living life to the fullest!
Lois: Peter, have you done any sports?
Peter: I tried baseball. I was never good at it. Too fat.
Lois: Well maybe Chris can do what you cant!
Peter: Im his father he has the same traits as me.
Lois: Nonsense, he may have a talent in him we dont know!
Peter: Well if it is baseball I will be surprised.
Lois: Will you come to the game this Sunday?
Peter: Is the team good? Because im not paying for a bad team.
Lois: Its James Woods High.
Peter: Alright. Are they going to win?
Lois: How do I know if they are going to win? All I know is Chris is on that team and he would appreciate it if we watched.
Peter: Alright, alright.
Lois: If Chris wins this one we will celebrate!
Peter: Can I YOLO first?
Lois: No.
Peter: Alright, alright. Is Chris on this team?
Lois: Yes...
Peter: Really? You never told me.
Lois: Seriously Peter.
Peter: I dont know!
Lois: Well we need to get Chris some practice!
Peter: Where are we going to get that Lois?
Lois: I dont know, we have to take him to the park to play with other kids or something.
Peter: Yes, and he isnt going to learn himeslf.
Lois: Why dont you play baseball with him!
Peter: Are you serious Lois?
Lois: Yes, he needs all the help he can get.
Peter: Alright, fine Lois. You know what they say! YOLO!
Lois: What are you guys doing anyways?
Peter: Dangerous things!
Lois: I swear one of these days you are going to get hurt.
Peter: Well if I do get hurt I will still know that I tried to YOLO.
Lois: Peter, im not messing around, I am really worried about you!
Peter: Quagmire take away the spikes the wife is mad.
Lois: Im not mad!
Peter: The more you say that the more I want to YOLO!
Lois: Petrer.
Peter: Yes?
Lois: You are going to wish you never married me.
Peter: Why is tht Lois?
Lois: YOLO! *Punches Peter in the stomach*
Guy On TV: Yolo! Yes you only live once!
Friend On TV: So rad bro!
Guy On TV: I know! YOLO!
Friend On TV: You Only Live Once!
Guy On TV: So do what you can before you die!
Friend On TV: Lets go have fun!
Guy On TV: Yeah!
Friend On TV: *Jumps off cliff with the guy on TV* So fun!
Guy On TV: You only live once!
*Camera on the Griffins*
Meg: This is stupid.
Peter: Meg its true.
Chris: Yeah! Any of us can die today!
Peter: And we should do what we want to do and love who want before we die!
Meg: Well you treat me like crap!
Peter: You are one of those people!
Meg: How come I cant yolo?
Peter: You are too young for that.
Meg: Well I can die any second!
Stewie: Care for me to shoot you now?
Meg: Well you do your yolo. Go kill yourselves over it you fat piece of shit.
Peter: Dont talk to me like that!
Meg: What do you care?
Peter: Yolo! *Smiles and camera*
*Outside a couple hours later*
Quagmire: And now Peter is going to do a stunt!
Peter: Yeah! *Gets in car* Now the plan is too be evil kenevil.
Joe: And not destroy the cars! Or you will go to jail.
Quagmire: Alright we all set?
Peter: Yeah! *Drives car over motercycles and makes it safely*
Baker Guy: Good thing you didnt break my motercycle! *Walks away*
Peter: Good thing I didnt!
Brian: *Walks outside* Peter, you are so commited to this Yolo thing.
Peter: Of course I am! Never felt so good in my life!
Brian: Yeah, keep that up champ.
Peter: Just watch my YOLO Swag!
Brian: You have so much swag you are going to die.
Peter: Why am I talking to a dog?
Brian: You havent noticed that?
*In the Griffins kitchen Chris and Lois are sitting down*
Lois: Chris, you really need to get out more.
Chris: Like dad says YOLO!
Lois: Not the YOLO thing.
Chris: Aww...
Lois: Do some sports or something!
Chris: What do you recommend?
Lois: Baseball, basketball I dont know just something thats a sport.
Chris: I guess I should try basketball!
Lois: Great! Lets see about it at the try-outs.
Chris: Alright!
*At the basketball try-outs*
Coach: Alright! We got a Chris Griffin!
Chris: Thats me!
Coach: Alright Chris show me what you got!
Chris: *Looks at Lois and she waves* Alright.
Coach: I said show me what you got!
Chris: Ok! *Throws ball and misses* Oh no!
Coach: NEXT!
*At the Griffins kitchen Chris and Lois are sitting down*
Chris: *Talking sadly* Im no good at basketball.
Lois: Lets try baseball.
Chris: Alright, I could give it a try.
*At the field parking lot*
Lois: Hello... Greg.
Greg: Hey.
Lois: I was wondering if you could put my son here Chris on the team.
Greg: Hey there Chris! I will see what I can do!
Chris: Great!
Greg: Alright your on the team. Come here and pick up your uniform!
Chris: *Picks up striped red shirt with big white letters saying James Woods High* Sweet!
Greg: I think you can fit in with all the kids over there. *Points*
Chris: Alright! *Walks to the kids*
Lois: Good luck Chris!
*Outside the Griffins home*
Lois: *Walks outside* Great news Peter!
Peter: Hold on im filming a YOLO stunt!
Lois: Forget YOLO! Chris is on the baseball team!
Peter: Really?
Lois: Yeah!
Peter: I never knew Chris could do any sport.
Lois: Well we signed him up. They are going to tell us if he is good or not.
Peter: Well we hope he does a good jop but right now im living life to the fullest!
Lois: Peter, have you done any sports?
Peter: I tried baseball. I was never good at it. Too fat.
Lois: Well maybe Chris can do what you cant!
Peter: Im his father he has the same traits as me.
Lois: Nonsense, he may have a talent in him we dont know!
Peter: Well if it is baseball I will be surprised.
Lois: Will you come to the game this Sunday?
Peter: Is the team good? Because im not paying for a bad team.
Lois: Its James Woods High.
Peter: Alright. Are they going to win?
Lois: How do I know if they are going to win? All I know is Chris is on that team and he would appreciate it if we watched.
Peter: Alright, alright.
Lois: If Chris wins this one we will celebrate!
Peter: Can I YOLO first?
Lois: No.
Peter: Alright, alright. Is Chris on this team?
Lois: Yes...
Peter: Really? You never told me.
Lois: Seriously Peter.
Peter: I dont know!
Lois: Well we need to get Chris some practice!
Peter: Where are we going to get that Lois?
Lois: I dont know, we have to take him to the park to play with other kids or something.
Peter: Yes, and he isnt going to learn himeslf.
Lois: Why dont you play baseball with him!
Peter: Are you serious Lois?
Lois: Yes, he needs all the help he can get.
Peter: Alright, fine Lois. You know what they say! YOLO!
Lois: What are you guys doing anyways?
Peter: Dangerous things!
Lois: I swear one of these days you are going to get hurt.
Peter: Well if I do get hurt I will still know that I tried to YOLO.
Lois: Peter, im not messing around, I am really worried about you!
Peter: Quagmire take away the spikes the wife is mad.
Lois: Im not mad!
Peter: The more you say that the more I want to YOLO!
Lois: Petrer.
Peter: Yes?
Lois: You are going to wish you never married me.
Peter: Why is tht Lois?
Lois: YOLO! *Punches Peter in the stomach*