Basing this off a weird thing I saw on tumblr. Except I felt like adding more to it… I guess… Well, whatever. It's some weirdness that I thought might work out… If not… I dunno…

This is Alternate Universe. Highschool crap… Jack's a student… Teachers… Random… Crap-tacular…

Frost High

Chapter 1- First Day Back

"Look, I don' know anything about the guy, I've never had him as a teacher before," Jack Overland-Frost muttered to his friend Thianna as they walked through the halls on their first day of school, "Besides, it's not like this is gonna be an interesting class… It's just a stupid elective…"

Thianna smiled her ever warm and friendly smile. "C'mon Jack, you'll be fine, you just gotta get through it for half the year," she said, patting his arm sweetly. The feathers on her jacket ruffling as she moved.

He rolled his ice blue eyes in response, grumbling something about hating everything. Thianna just continued patting his arm comfortingly. "At least you get to go to a class that actually might make a difference in your life… What was it, dental health?" he asked, looking at his aspiring dentist friend. She nodded excitedly, her cheeks darkening at the mere mention of her passion for teeth. Jack sighed. "Yeah, and exactly how is a class on the holocaust and genocide gonna help me in my future?"

"Well, maybe the subject matter might not, but maybe you'll learn a thing or two from this, Mister Black," Thianna said.

"Yeah, right, when do I ever learn anything?" Jack asked, shining her his trademark smirk. Being a local heartthrob, Jack knew just how to smile to make all the girls melt. He had a reputation as the frozen tease- he liked the name more than he'd admit. Mostly Jack didn't like girls; especially the ones who constantly drooled over him. He knew he had looks, enough women had told him that for him to remember. But he wished the people he liked actually saw it. Thianna was one of those people, but she thought of him as a brother, so she was out. Same with Jack's old crush Jamie- he was straight, and after that he insisted they remain just friends. Was Jack gay? Naw, he just liked what he liked.

Seeing him flash the pearly whites, Thianna immediately asked, "You been flossing?"

"Nope, you wanna check?" he teased, using a finger to pull his mouth open wide enough for her to see his molars. She playfully shoved him before she saw her classroom. Giving him a quick hug, she rushed inside, and Jack waltzed down the halls to his classroom. 516 wasn't it? He couldn't really remember. But, as per his usual, he'd be late. All of his teachers knew he came into class whenever he felt like it, but wait… Whoever Mister Black was, he had never had Jack as a student… So he didn't know how Jack was. Great. Since it was the first day he'd have a real excuse to be late today. After that, he'd just have to accept the fact that Jack could walk in three minutes before class was over and he couldn't do anything about it.

Besides having a reputation as a heartthrob, Jack also had quite the reputation as an independent prankster. One of his most infamous crimes? Using clear plastic to shut all of the classroom doors from the inside. School had to be canceled that whole day. Just remembering it brought a smile to Jack's face.

He found his room, closed his eyes, kept his grin plastered on his face, and practically danced inside. He stepped forward a little before opening his eyes and grinning. He scanned the other desks, finding a few kids smiling at him while others rolled their eyes and groaned. This just made his grin grow.

"I assume you're Mister Frost?" a calm voice asked from the front of the room.

Jack didn't even look toward the teacher. He just kept grinning at one of the kids scowling at him. "Yeah, I couldn't remember which room it was," he replied, finally lifting his head to look at Mister Black.

Piercing blue eyes met bright hazel ones in an instant of pure terror. At first all Jack saw was a scowling face, but upon blinking once, he saw the man was simply looking at him. His breath hitched upon actually looking at him. Pale skin with a greyish tint, black hair slicked back into spikes behind his head, thin shallow cheeks with prominent cheekbones, no eyebrows, tall and thin frame, long legs that looked awkward until they moved, flowing gracefully into each movement.

This man was gorgeous! Why had Jack never seen him before? Now he knew he was gawking- and the fact that Mister Black was smirking at him was only serving to make him gawk more.

"Take your seat, Jack," he said, gesturing to the empty desk in the front of the dark room. There was an edge to his tone and Jack found himself too scared to argue.

Jack fumbled a little as he sat, but quickly regained his charming composure when he spotted the boy to his right frowning at him. He recognized him- Artie G. Roundhog. He had a personal vendetta against him for some reason, probably because Jack had been the reason his girlfriend had broken up with him; let's just say open stalking led to confessions of love that Jack left unanswered.

"What up, Groundhog?" Jack asked, teasing him with his little nickname for the pudgy boy. Artie just scowled for a minute.

"Sure took your time getting here, didn't you Frosty?" he spat. Jack was about to answer when something in his peripheral vision caught him. He turned his head to see Mister Black looming over his desk.

Swallowing, Jack felt himself shrink in his presence instantly. "Sorry," he muttered, trying to hide from his gaze.

He walked back to the front of the room, and Jack found himself looking at his rear end longingly. Damn, he had a nice ass! And those crisp black pants only helped to emphasize that. Grinning, Jack lifted his gaze as he turned around. He introduced himself calmly and Jack felt a spike of boldness as he asked, "What's your first name?"

The eyes that seemed almost gold flicked to him and remained pinned upon him for a moment before he replied calmly, "Pitch, however you will be referring to me as Mister Black."

A few stifled chortles ran through the room and Jack had to clarify, "So your name's Pitch Black?"

A scowl splayed across the taller, older man's face. "I don't see that you have any room to mock it, Jack Frost," he snarled darkly at the teen.

Jack quickly waved his hands in front of him in defense. "No, no, no, no, no, no! I wasn't making fun of it!" he stammered, "Actually I think it's kinda hot in an ironic way." He rolled his left shoulder, trying to ease some of the tension in the air and failing. Mister Black simply raised a hairless brow at him before starting up their class.

Books had been handed out to everyone, and he, though somewhat begrudgingly, started a 'get to know you' exercise. Jack had been brave enough to ask if he had any children. Pitch black had sighed in mild irritation before telling him that he wasn't even married and therefore had no children. Jack hadn't been expecting that response, but he had found the courage to say, "Well if it's any consolation, I'm not married either. Now whether or not I have any children, I won't say…" The few girls in the room giggled at his smart mouth, whereas the guys groaned.

"I see…" Mister Black said, running his fingers over his desk. "It seems I wasn't misinformed about you, Jack…" Jack blinked in surprise. Mister Black lifted his gaze to meet the now thoroughly confused teenager's. "You have quite the reputation as a smart-ass prankster."

Not fighting the blush that came to his cheeks, Jack responded sharply, "I do what I can."

"I look forward to it," Mister Black said before continuing the introductions.

The class went on like that for a while. Jack making some sort of brazen comment, getting a look from Pitch, and then trying to make another just as witty remark. In minutes Jack found himself addicted to the playful mirth in his teacher's eyes. It was like he was amused but was pissed at him at the same time. Jack loved when people gave him that look. So far the only ones who had ever given him that look had been Thianna and Jamie. Damn, now Jack was thinking dirty thoughts about him.

As the bell rang dismissing them, Jack tried desperately to push back all that his horny teenage mind could make-up about Mister Black. He left the room, heading purposefully toward his next class, but halfway to the room he realized he'd left both books he had received in the room. Groaning to himself, he turned around on a dime in the hall, earning a few angry words from others in the hallway.

Getting back to the room, Jack pushed the door open with a couple tiny knocks. Mister Black looked up from a book in his hand, and he smirked when he saw who it was.

Setting his book down and lifting up two others from his desk, Mister Black asked snidely, "Forget something did we?"

Laughing uncomfortably, Jack replied, "Yeah, I'm kina off kilter today…" He walked forward, faltering when he heard the second bell ring. He groaned and rolled his eyes. He took his books and then made to leave.

"Would you perhaps like a pass?" Pitch offered, smiling lightly and pulling the pale green papers from his desk.

"Yeah, I probably should," Jack said, turning back so he was facing the taller man, "Mister Drabin gets mad if you don't have one… Even for me…"

"And what's Mister Drabin's first name?" Pitch asked, carefully writing out Jack's pass before holding it out toward him.

"Huh?" Jack froze. He felt like he was being interrogated. He didn't know what to say, how to respond. He just stood there, swallowing in silence.

"Well, you seemed so interested in learning my name, I assumed you were this curious with all your teachers," Pitch said, shrugging slightly.

Jack felt his cheeks go hot. "Oh," he mumbled, averting his eyes, "No, I… I just… I've never had you before and you seemed interesting, so I-… Well I just…" Now he felt stupid. Man he wished he could just disappear in that instant. He wanted to run away and hide from this man. This man with the playfully accusing stare that drilled into his soul and saw all the things Jack knew.

Mister Black just smiled and handed him the pass. "Run along now. Joseph won't be happy if you're too much later," he said.

"Joseph?" Jack repeated, staring in bewilderment. Mister Black just simply smirked and motioned him out. Jack felt a happy smile form on his face before he hurried out the door.

Four classes later Jack was sitting in lunch with Thianna. His other friend Sandy soon met them, and though he was a mute, they still loved the little guy like family. Jamie jumped to the table, giving Jack a knoogie before sitting across from him. His little sister Sophie met them a short while later and Jack grinned when he saw his senior friend Aster heading their way. Jack jumped onto the table and made ready to throw food at his taller friend, but was quickly told to sit back down by a teacher monitoring them.

"You got lucky," Jack muttered, plopping back down as Aster took his seat.

Smirking, the taller boy snapped, "Like you woulda' landed a hit…" Jack grinned devilishly at him, and Aster knew he'd regret that comment later.

"Oh yeah, so how was your class Jack?" Thianna asked, "The one with that teacher you were worried about…"

Looking up, Jack blinked back a dark blush before quickly looking back down. "Oh, it was alright," he said, "You know, nothing too exciting…"

Sandy leaned his head toward Jack and began pointing at him and poking his now deep red cheeks. The others noticed and Aster was quick to make fun of it. "Aw, is little Jackie blushing? Oh, that is so precious! I wish I had a camera…!"

Jack swatted at his blue-ish haired friend. But then Thianna with her brilliant rainbow green locks began tugging at Jack's ears and asking him why he was blushing. Sandy ruffled his prematurely white locks that the girls all said looked like freshly fallen snow before prodding his cheeks some more.

"Do you like someone in that class?" Jamie asked, looking genuinely interested.

Now everyone's eyes were on him. Jack swallowed down his dignity before simply nodding. Thianna and Sophie- the only two forms of feminine emotion in the remote area- giggled excitedly.

"Who? Who, who, who?" Sophie asked, practically bouncing the entire table. Jack shook his head, his ears practically glowing now, refusing to tell anyone any more on the subject.

After failing to get anything out of Jack, Aster finally made an attempt to start another conversation. "So, I was thinking we all could go to karaoke this weekend, but Sandy you don't have to sing, you know… I just thought it might be fun if we all got together."

Sandy gave two thumbs up, signifying his agreement in going. Slowly everyone agreed that it sounded like fun. Jack teased that he was gonna post Aster singing on the internet, but he was quickly reprimanded by Thianna. He was lucky he had such great friends. All thoughts of dark, enchanting eyes had utterly left him.

Well, now that that's over… Do you all know which thing on tumblr I'm talking about? The weird thing with Pitch being a teacher… And Jack… And… Yeah… Well, I don't have a link.

So, next chapter starts at the end of Jack's first day of school… Fun fun, I guess…