*Starts at the Griffins couch where Peter is watching TV by himself*
Meg: *Walks in* Hey dad.
Peter: Get out.
Meg: Why?
Peter: Your interupting the show!
Meg: OK! *Runs out of the house*
*Outside the house*
Meg: What is his god damn problem! *Walks down the street*
*At the Griffins couch later Brian is sitting down reading the paper and Stewie joins him*
Brian: What jobs should I try.
Stewie: Ooh! Do Magic!
Brian: No.
Stewie: Oh come on! I heard you can get lots of money for that!
Brian: I dont know how to do magic.
Stewie: We can learn.
Brian: How?
Stewie: From the great magician!
Brian: You dont even know one do you.
Stewie: No I dont. Just look up magicians in the phonebook.
Brian: Do they have magic schools?
Stewie: I dont know. Probably.
Brian: I might as well be a clown.
Stewie: Really!
Brian: Do you get a metaphor?
Stewie: No.
Brian: Here. School of Magic!
Stewie: Pick a school, any school.
*Down the street where Meg is walking*
Meg: I wish there was someway I could be tougher. *Bumps into guy*
Guy: Did you do that on purpose!
Meg: No! Im sorry!
Guy: No you arent!
Meg: Yes I am! Im not huting anybody!
Guy: You hurt me!
Meg: Move now please! *Continues walking*
Guy: I am going to get you!
Meg: God! What did I do bad!
Guy: Being alive! *Punches Meg and she gets knocked out*
*4 hours later*
Meg: *Wakes up and looks around* I was here for 4 hours! Oh yeah, I got beat up. *Sees sign that says boxing lesson* I got an idea.
*In the Boxing class*
Teacher: Alright welcome our new student Meg.
Meg: Hey everyone.
Kid: Bitch.
Teacher: Take a seat next to Tommy over there.
Meg: *Sits next to Tommy* Hi Tommy.
Tommy: Move away from me or get beat! *Scoots over*
Meg: What the hell?
Guy Next To Meg: Your a whore! *Moves away*
Meg: This is going to be great.
Teacher: Alright, So since this is our first class with Meg...
Guy: A whore!
Teacher: We will be learning the force.
Kid: What is this Star Wars?
Teacher: You get a beating! *Slaps kid across the face*
Meg: That looks painful.
Teacher: You want it too?
Meg: No thank you!
Teacher: Good! Now! *Screams in Megs ear* THE FORCE!
Meg: What the hell is wrong with you!
Teacher: *Slaps Meg* YOU WANTED IT!
Meg: I see by the time im done with this class I will be the best!
Teacher: You wish. Alright lets begin.
*At a kids party*
Brian: Pick a card any card Dylan.
Dylan: *Picks a card* That one!
Brian: Alright. *Sees card* Thats it! *Everyone claps*
Stewie: *Takes a card* HERE! *Slaps Brian with card*
Brian: What was that for?
Stewie: Im a kid at a kid birthday party.
Brian: Shut up Stewie.
Stewie: GET HIM! *Points at Brian and all the kids chase him as he runs away*
Parent: *Calls friends* Get him!
Brian: *Jumps on the parent and accidently knocks her out* You ok?
Dylan: *With all the other kids they poucne on Brian* Doggy is mean!
Stewie: I know!
Brian: I need someone to help me.
Stewie: Thats not me doggy.
Brian: *Punches Stewie* Get out.
Stewie: Help!
Meg: *Walks in on the party* WHERE IS HE!
Dylan: Whos that!
Stewie: Its my older uglier sister.
Meg: *Punches Brian* YOU SON OF A BITCH.
Brian: Whats wrong with you Meg!
Meg: I learned boxing now!
Brian: So dont use it on me!
Meg: You punched Stewie!
Brian: *Doesnt know what to say* NO.
Meg: *Gives Brian an upercut* TELL ME THE TRUTH.
Brian: YES! YES! I did!
Meg: *Kicks Brian in the testicles*
Brian: WHAT THE HELL!
Meg: *Throws Brian over the fence* So kids! Thats how you almost kill someone!
Stewie: Bravo. Meg!
Meg: *Picks up Stewie* Are you alright?
Stewie: Very! That was fun!
Meg: I wonder what else I can do with my new fighting powers!
Stewie: *Jumps on Meg* LETS GO!
Meg: *Punches Stewie accidently* STEWIE!
Stewie: You ugly bitch!
*At the next class of boxing*
Teacher: Alright Meg next challenge is you have to fight Tommy.
Meg: Easy peice of cake.
Tommy: *Eats metal* COME HERE BITCH!
Meg: All you have been doing was insulting me all day!
Tommy: *Jumps on Meg and beats her up* YOUR JUST A UGLY WEAKLING!
Meg: No I am not! *Gets knocked out*
Teacher: Patience Meg. Meg?
Tommy: Shes dead!
*Next class*
Meg: *Has bandages on her head* I cant belive I got beat!
Teacher: Alright Meg its your turn again and you are going against me.
Meg: You!?
Teacher: Yes Meg. You too scared?
Meg: No... *Rubs arm* Not at all...
Teacher: Come on Meg!
Meg: Alright! *Punches him in the face*
Teacher: *Jumps in the air and lands on Meg* HA!
Meg: Thats the worst feeling ever!
Teacher: I know! *Pushes harder*
Meg: LET GO OF ME!
Tommy: Get her! *Everyone jumps on Meg*
Meg: Help... *Gets knocked out*
*Next class*
Meg: Maybe this isnt the best idea.
Teacher: Dont be silly Meg.
Meg: All you guys have been doing was beating me up! Like I always get beat up!
Teacher: Well you are the ugliest out of all of the class.
Meg: THAT GUY HAS FREAKING FRECKLES ALL OVER HIS BODY AND HE LOOKS LIKE A OLD MAN.
Teacher: Thats because he is.
Meg: What?
Old Man: *Hits Meg on the head with his cruches and she gets knocked out* BITCH!
Teacher: Good job! Want a star Nathan?
Nathan: Would I! *Gets a Heart attack and dies on Meg*
Teacher: Meg go bury the body. Meg you awake?
Tommy: Is she dead again!
Teacher: I think she is.
Tommy: Party?
Teacher: Lets all have a sexy party!
Stewie: *Walks in* Dont forget about me!