Convention Madness

A/N: My try at a oneshot, IchiXRuki of coarse su XD.This was an idea that my friend thought of, so I took the liberty of writing it out! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach su.


"Ichigo! What's that?"

"Huh?"Ichigo said looking up from his map.

Ichigo and Rukia were touring around the city Nagano on a lovely Saturday afternoon. It was Ichigos spring break and so Ichigo decided to do some light traveling and bringing Rukia with him. There they were walking in the semi-bustling streets and Rukia had noticed a large building with crazily dressed people going in, like for example some weird dude with blonde hair and an orange jacket (sound familiar su?).

"Uh, I think that's a convention Rukia…"Ichigo said and went back to his map.

"Let's check it out!"Rukia said as she tore the map away from Ichigo.

"Hey!! Wait, Rukia!!!"Ichigo said immediately and tried to grab his map back, but Rukia had already started to run towards the convention building.

Ichigo caught up with Rukia and growling at her he said, "Don't ever run off like that!"

"Sorry, but look isn't it interesting? Look at all the people!"Rukia said while pointing her fingers at the various groups of people, this time at a man wearing a red cloak and wearing a long white wig that had dog ears sticking out, and a more plainly dressed girl with a green skirt.

"Sigh, you really want to go in don't you?"

Rukia looked up with innocent eyes, "Can we?"

"Fine."

"Good." Rukia smirked and started to drag Ichigo to the doors.

Once inside Rukia was amazed by all the otakus and cosplayers. She noticed a section that had a banner hanging that said 'BLEACH', "Hey Ichigo lets go there!"

"Eh? Ok…"Ichigo turned around but the midget was already running over to the stand.

"Ahh, Rukia, stay still would you, arrggh."Ichigo ran after Rukia.

Rukia was marveled by all the cosplayers in this section, of coarse Rukia didn't exactly know what cosplayers were and so yes, mass confusion, anyways Rukia ventured upon all these people and she thought she saw Ichigo.

"Ichigo!!!"Rukia yelled out loud and tapped on 'Ichigo'

"Yes?" Turned the 'Ichigo'.

"Whoa what the hell! Youre not Ichigo!"Cried Rukia, surprised with the false Ichigo.

"Yes, I am!" snorted the false Ichigo. (False Ichigo has a high-pitched voice)

Rukia turned around to face a hoard of Ichigo gathering around her. "Who's the chick?", "Dude she looks exactly like Rukia!", "Awesome, maybe she'll be partner!", "I think I'm in love!!" Rukia was shocked why the hell was there so many Ichigos? Rukia started to back out little.

"I-Ichigo?" Rukia said helplessly.

Rukia got more then one answer. "YES?" replied the cattle of Ichigo.

"Oh, shit."With that Rukia began to run with a trial of strawberries following her.

Mean while the real Ichigo was looking for Rukia in a crowded area, when just then he noticed a familiar raven-haired head and called out.

"Oi, Rukia!"

"Hmmm?"Replied 'Rukia'.

"Eh? Who the hell are you? You are not Rukia. (False Rukia was way too fat.)

"Of coarse I'm Rukia fellow cosplayer!"The fat Rukia said in fake cheerfulness.

"No you are not."

A lot of Rukias were forming around Ichigo.

"Hey! She looks good as Rukia! You think you can pass as Ichigo?"shouted another Rukia this time too tall.

"I am Ichigo." Ichigo growled flatly but quieted down because now there was more Rukias coming.

"Yeah right you wannabe Ichigo, getem girls!"

"Shit!!!"Ichigo started sprinting the other direction with crazed Rukias hot on his heels.

Now the real Rukia and Ichigo and were now in sight of each other, please imagine this, Rukia running to the left with Ichigos behind her and Ichigo running to the right with Rukias behind him, as they finally reach other they run side by side.

"Ichigooooo!!!"Rukia cried as tears were trailing behind her (If you watch the episodes, think about when Ichigo threw Rukia form the pole thingy).

"Y-yeah?"Ichigo panted as they ran to the door with both armies of Ichigos and Rukias joined together.

"I hate conventions!!!!"Rukia, they finally made it outside. Now they were running faster then ever and they left a clod behind them as they ran practically back home.

End.


A/N: This has to be one of the craziest stories I've ever written, no flames please, this is just a story for pure amusement and maybe a small laugh. It was fun writing this though!