By rights I should be working on
beach, But I haven't got a theme yet,(sigh).
November 11, 1999
Dear diary,
So I just bought you, That doesn't mean I have to write in you, right?
Gaahhhhhhh, I hope that…Potter…never reads this. I'd be SO humiliated!
I won't write anymore, It's almost 11:30. I hope That three headed dog I heard Weasly was talking about isn't real…Night.
From,
Draco Draconis Malfoy
Like it? Hate it? Review or I'll delete this whole story.
Malfoy: If you do that I'll…
Shut it Malfoy, I'm the author.
Malfoy: It's my Diary
I said Shut it, or I'll show this to Harry.
Dis: I don't own…
Malfoy: Your Late.
Dis: I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER.
J.K.R.: I do though.
Dis & Malfoy: oh mighty J.K. Rowling.
Hey I'm writing this!
Malfoy: Sorry
J.K.R.: Review or I'll kill off Hairy!
It's harry
J.K.R.:…Uh.
Imposter! J.K.R. Lives in England!
J.K.R: Review.