I DO NOT OWN ANY SONIC CHARACTERS. THEY ARE PROPERTY OF SEGA AND ARCHIE. OCs ARE MINE.
First chapter story, so please, hold onto your hats ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to attempt to bring you the awesome. Also there will be some adult elements, but not too bad, just enough to crack a few dirty jokes and stuff (With chapter 17 being the darkest chapter), I don't write lemons, so you don't have to worry about anything like that floating around.
I must warn you though, I am a fan of writing fanfics about the characters as they get older because well, I can and I will, and it allows me to play with originality without feeling like a complete and total thief. So please, be entertained, and thank you guys for reading, reviewing (Even reviewing my other stories), and please, enjoy.
Welcome To Adulthood Chapter 1: Love, Marriage, and Drama
Treenuts the Squirrel had just about had it up to her neck in drama. Skylar was mad at her for being engaged to Scar Jason the Hawk, the son of the infamous Jet the Hawk, and now her bridesmaids were having to deal with some family drama themselves, so they left out of here like a bullet to deal with that. Today was already falling apart before it had even began. Treenuts sighed, and sat down, flattening her white wedding gown against her lap. She placed her head in her hand and nearly cried.
Her mother didn't want anything to do with her, and wasn't going to come. Her father was helping Scar get ready. And everybody else was finishing the preparations for the wedding. She sighed again.
Knock! Knock! Cried the door. "Come in." Treenuts called. Someone jimmied the door, and then a familiar voice tingled behind the wooden slat, "It's locked."
Treenuts groaned and moved to unlock the door, opening it to reveal a very well renowned blue hedgehog in a suit and tie.
"What's wrong Babygirl?" Sonic asked. "Everything." Treenuts replied. "Last minute jitters, as well as your mother as I guessed." Sonic revised to himself and her. Treenuts looked up at him and he knew that she didn't need to answer that question.
Sonic brushed her brown hair and said, "Babygirl, you know that your mother is a difficult nut to crack, but deep in her heart, she loves you. She may not visibly show it, but I do not know any mother who doesn't love their child. Don't worry, you're gonna do fine. And remember Darling, today's your day. You're too pretty to be sad today, so perk up."
Treenuts smiled, but remembered something else. "What about Skylar?" she asked. Sonic blinked at her. "He's just going to be sour for awhile," he replied. "Afterall, I know Nack, and Skylar is his son. Just give him some time, and watch Scar's back for a few days, months, years, decades...Not helping, but- I'm going to get your sister." Sonic's cheek flushed deeply as Treenuts looked on in dissappointment and astonishment.
Sonic chuckled nervously and called, "Jessica! Come here." Jessica was Treenuts's adopted sister after her real mother, Fiona the Fox, had died. She is on the Destructix, which is mainly composed of girls, as well as Lake, Valiance, and Nikai, the only boys on the team, which filled in all the allotted spots for bestmen and bridesmaids, as well as gave a few extra hands to pitch in on the decoration.
Jessica was also the daughter of Scourge the Hedgehog, Sonic's evil (now dead) anti, which technically made them biological sisters, and explained why she looked so much like her.
Eventually, the red fox in silver high heels and a lavender dress appeared, as excited as ever. "Yes daddy." Jessica said a bit of a dingbat at times, but she loved her like she was her brother. "Console Treenuts, and help finish her outfit." Jessica bowed and said, "Yes daddy."
Jessica was always a happy one, but it was best that they didn't tell her of who her true father was, or else that giddy, happy girl in front of her now would dissappear forever.
"I am already ready," Treenuts told her. "Just keep me company until the time arrives." Jessica nodded, and they both looked at Sonic, who replied, "I'll be in the audience Sweet Darlings." He blew them a kiss, which the girls returned the action, and then he walked out of the room, closing the door behind him. Then the girls heard their father talk to two familiar voices.
"What's going on?" Nack asked. "Oh, I told my daughter that your son will be out for her husband's blood soon." Sonic replied. "I can't believe you told her that." Nack exhasperated. "Me neither," Jet joined. "Skylar is 26, he is not going to to waste his time trying murder my son. Though he is a tad bit heartbroken."
Later...
Wedding bells rung as Antoine the Convict played "Here Comes the Bride" under Lightning's watchful eye. It was almost pitious that he had to spend life in prison for murder, ironically being watched by serial killer, but it is what it is.
In her magnificent white dress, laden with wild, red roses as the design, Treenuts walked down the white aisle, Jessica, Nikayla, Necatarine, Cinnomin, and Tamara trailing behind her, and took her place in front of her Fiance.
Scar smiled at her before violently kissing her before the bridesmaids had even taken their place. "I do!" Scar and Treenuts shouted in between kisses. Sonic, Jet, Rose, Daria, and Nack all standing up and staring down the couple. The audience was alit in gasps.
"I now pronounce you husband and wife!" shouted the preacher immediatly before he closed his book shut.
"Well," Nikayla started. "I think they're ready to consumate the marriage." Many glares were cast at her.
Nack laughed hardily, patting Sonic and Jet (More like slapping actually) in the back. He stopped for a moment to look at them nearly glaring back at him. Antoine suppressed a smile, and Lightning took a moment to congratulate the now Father-In-Laws.
"Let's go get some beer." Lightning proposed. "Yeah." Sonic replied as they walked together towards the bar. Suddenly, Jet whistled, "I think you forgot something." He pointed in the direction of Antoine, who just layed there with a snobbish glare.
"Oh." Lightning replied as he ran for Antoine. "Were you just going to leave me chained here to the piano?" Antoine growled. "You're lucky I even brought you at all," Lightning replied in the same manner. "If it wasn't for Sonic, you'd still be bored stiff in your tiny little cell, wasting your days away." "Hm. Good point." Antoine retorted. "I know." Lightning replied.
Music was blaring that night as Sonic, Nack, and Jet got drunker and drunker on themselves. They were going to have the hangover from hell the next day, but did they even care?
Lightning was awkwardly swinging a sober Antoine back and forth, and he realized that he could escape if he wanted to, but decided against it. Skylar sat in the corner, fast asleep from the alcohol he consumed.
By the time it was time for the wedding to end, only Scar, Treenuts, Antoine, Jessica, Necatrine, Nico, Cinnomin, Tamara, and Valiance remained sober, and that wasn't a lot in comparison to the other 88 guests there.
"Out of 88 of us, only 9 of us are sober?" Scar inquired. "Well, given the fact that everybody who isn't on the floor is standing up, that kinda concludes who's sober and who's not." Nico replied. "Thank you for gracing us with the obvious." Scar spat. "Don't get started on anyone tonight boy," Antoine sneered. "I'll not have any of it."
"I have a name, you know." Scar retorted. "And I don't care." Antoine sneered again. He was always so grumpy. "A bigger question is," started Cinnomin, interrupting the coyote and hawk that was glaring down each other like their greatest fantasy was to murder the other. "What are we gonna do with all of them? We can't possibly leave them here." "I have an idea," Jessica anounced, tuning in all ears to her attention. "Let's leave them here!" "Did you not hear what I just said?" Cinnomin argued.
"Cinnomin. Your husband." Treetrunks said, tapping her on the shoulder. The blind frog looked at her before widening her eyes and going, "Necatarine, help me find my husband and his father." Nectarine nodded at her, and they went to work.
"Let's just get these people into the castle," Tamara added. "And let Scar and Treenuts enjoy their honeymoon." "We can't go to the honeymoon," Scar shouted. "Our fathers are drunk and will need us tomorrow." "No they won't," Tamara countered. "Enjoy yourselves, we got this."
"What about-" Scar started before Tamara interrupted him, saying, "And Cinnomin was due to lay any minute on her honeymoon with Lake." "And she wound up giving birth in Costa Rica." Scar retorted.
"Is Treenuts pregnant?" Tamara asked. "No, why?" Scar replied. "Then go on the honeymoon!" Tamara explained. Scar was ready to say something else when Antoine remarked, "Go you fool. Have fun. Enjoy yourselves while you're still young, we can handle this all on our own."
"Ok, we'll do it!" Scar exclaimed, grabbing his wife's hand. The other sober attendees cheered for the happy couple as they made their way to their room to get their bags.
End of Chapter 1