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Orochimaru and Sasuke were sitting in the kitchen of Orochimarus hide out, Sasuke was sitting at the table wearing a blindfold, and was extremely nervous. But hey, if you were blindfolded in a room alone with Orochimaru you would be too. At one point Sasuke thought he smelled something burning but dismissed the thought.
"Okay Sasuke-kun! You can take off the blindfold now!" Orochimaru said in an uncharacteristically sweet voice. Sasuke slowly removed the blindfold and looked calmly what was on the table in front of him, even though he was surprised in his head.
A red heart-shaped cake, sat on the table surrounded by a few pink candles.
"Uhmm… What the hell is this?" Sasuke asked slightly confused.
"Its Valentines day Sasuke-kun" Orochimaru said smiling. "I thought we could eat some cake to celebrate." And with that Orochimaru cut two pieces of the cake and put one on Sasukes plate and the other on his.
"So why do you want me to eat cake with you?" Sasuke said, poking the cake with his fork as if he expected it to be poisoned.
""Hm… Sasuke-kun I thought we were friends? Eat, eat, its delicious!" Orochimaru said still in his sweet, and creepy, voice.
"Eh…okay…" said Sasuke taking a smile bite of the cake, before deciding it was okay to eat.
"So have anything 'special' planned today Sasuke-kun?" Orochimaru said winking suggestively.
"Uh… no? Just training really." said Sasuke not picking up on the implied meaning of special.
"Well how about after we finish our cake, Ill give you some special training?"
"Uhmm… Okay…?"
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2 days later
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Sasuke and Tsunade were sitting in the Hokages office.
"So why did you decide to come back to Konoha?" the Godaime Hokage asked.
"Uhm.. I cant really say." Sasuke replied quietly.
"Sasuke I have to know otherwise I cant let you back into Konoha." Tsunade said sternly.
"Well… uhm Orochimaru…"
"Orochimaru what?"
"HE TOOK MY WOMANHOOD!" shouted the Uchiha boy before falling to his knees crying.
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Oh dear… I feel ashamed. Oh well R&R Anyway.